Barstool Rundown – November 25 (Featuring Caleb Pressley)

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Aftershow Podcast Topics 1. Howie Rose Welcomes All The Jets Fans Flipping The Channel In The 3rd Quarter 2. Peter King Does Not Care 3. Adrian Peterson Weighs In On The Grand Jury’s Decision 4. Do NOT Fuck This Dude’s Amsterdam Vodka He Just Stole 5. Kelly Hall Dropping Bombs from the 3 Point [...]

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Aftershow

Podcast

Topics

1. Howie Rose Welcomes All The Jets Fans Flipping The Channel In The 3rd Quarter

2. Peter King Does Not Care

3. Adrian Peterson Weighs In On The Grand Jury’s Decision

4. Do NOT Fuck This Dude’s Amsterdam Vodka He Just Stole

5. Kelly Hall Dropping Bombs from the 3 Point Line While Wearing Yoga Pants Are Like My 3 Favorite Things All In One Instagram

6. Vandy Point Guard Zoom Fuller Writes Tell-All Book About The Life of an SEC Athlete…Like the Time He Stuffed His Booty Call In A Suitcase Under His Bed To Have Sex With His Girlfriend On Top Of It

7. And Here Is McLovin Doing Karaoke At Sissy K’s Last Night

 

By milmore posted November 25th, 2014 at 6:44 PM

Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day – Brittnay from SNHU

  Introducing Brittnay who is completing grad school at SNHU. Blonde hair, blue eyes, ridiculous body…What is this girl doing stuck up in NH? Get her to Florida or California where she can really shine. Send smokes over to tips@barstoolsports.com  

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Introducing Brittnay who is completing grad school at SNHU. Blonde hair, blue eyes, ridiculous body…What is this girl doing stuck up in NH? Get her to Florida or California where she can really shine.

Send smokes over to tips@barstoolsports.com

 

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By elpresidente posted November 25th, 2014 at 5:45 PM

Richard Sherman And Doug Baldwin Just Held A Press Conference To Shit On Roger Goodell

        That was awesome. You can do anything and as long as the thesis is “Go fuck yourself, Roger Goodell” I’m going to love it. I mean I don’t even really agree with most of the stuff Sherman was saying, stars needing to talk to the media makes sense (and you could [...]

 

 

 

 

That was awesome. You can do anything and as long as the thesis is “Go fuck yourself, Roger Goodell” I’m going to love it. I mean I don’t even really agree with most of the stuff Sherman was saying, stars needing to talk to the media makes sense (and you could pretty easily argue that you are in fact paid to do it as it’s in your multimillion dollar deal and your players union agreed to the media rules). The player safety jab was on point but we’ve all always known that “we care about the players” stuff was just PR drivel. If Goodell and the owners could get away with playing 30 games a year they would. Nonetheless, this press conference was a nice middle finger at Goodell so I love it.

 

 

PS – Doug Baldwin cutout must have been made especially for this, right? Who has Doug Baldwin cardboard cutouts?

By feitelberg posted November 25th, 2014 at 5:11 PM

Michael Rothstein Just Knocked This SportsCenter Segment Out Of The Park

      What are the odds Rothstein shit his pants just there? 10,000%? Reminded me of a nerd giving a presentation to the class. You know he’s got the best info, you know he’s the smartest, you know he prepared the hardest… but he gets up there and just can’t even form words anymore. [...]

 

 

 

What are the odds Rothstein shit his pants just there? 10,000%? Reminded me of a nerd giving a presentation to the class. You know he’s got the best info, you know he’s the smartest, you know he prepared the hardest… but he gets up there and just can’t even form words anymore. As soon as the bright lights come on he’s a statue. Bet he could hear everyone in the back of the classroom giggling and making fun of his glasses and shit too. Poor guy, can’t help but feel bad for him. Get em next time, Mikey.

 

 

 

PS – Rothstein’s Twitter bio is fantastic. “Don’t like gluten.” Not even “gluten free,” he just doesn’t really like it but if you shove it down his nerd throat he’ll have no choice but to eat it.

 

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By feitelberg posted November 25th, 2014 at 4:17 PM

A Naked Dude Fell Out Of The Ceiling In The Women’s Room At Logan This Weekend Then Ran Out, Bit An Old Man’s Ear And Choked Him With A Cane

    BOSTON (CBS) – A Boston man faces a laundry list of charges he allegedly stripped naked, climbed into the ceiling of a woman’s bathroom, fell onto the floor and assaulted an elderly man at Logan Airport. Massachusetts State Police said Cameron Shenk, 26, walked into a Terminal C women’s bathroom, removed his clothes [...]

 

 

BOSTON (CBS) A Boston man faces a laundry list of charges he allegedly stripped naked, climbed into the ceiling of a woman’s bathroom, fell onto the floor and assaulted an elderly man at Logan Airport. Massachusetts State Police said Cameron Shenk, 26, walked into a Terminal C women’s bathroom, removed his clothes and climbed into the drop ceiling just before 12 p.m. on Saturday. Shenk then fell through the ceiling back onto the floor, suffering cuts to his head and body, and ran from the bathroom “naked and bleeding,” police said. After leaving the bathroom, Shenk allegedly assaulted and seriously injured an 84-year-old man. The elderly man was transported to an area hospital with injuries that police said are non-life threatening. While arresting Shenk, an officer suffered a minor injury that police said required medical treatment. Shenk was taken to Mass General Hospital to be treated for his injuries. When he is released, police will return him to barracks at Logan Airport for booking. The Boston resident is facing charges of attempted murder, mayhem, assault and battery on a person over 60, assault and battery on a police officer, lewd and lascivious act, and malicious destruction of property over $250.

 

 

I kind of get this. Airport’s are a dangerous fucking place. All you have is time and access to alcohol. When you try and find the cure to boredom at the bottom of a pint glass, chaos is bound to ensure. Like no one flies sober. It’s 2014, there’s no point to it. So you pop a few pills then go sit at an airport bar. But with each flight delay, and each “You know what? I’ll do one more.” You get closer and closer to bad decision time. Sooner of later you’re going to hit that buzz sweet spot where you’re horny as a motherfucker and one of those Hudson News Playboy’s isn’t going to get the job done because Playboy is too high and mighty to cater to your pee fetish. Only solution is to get naked and climb into the ceiling of a women’s bathroom. If your flight was on time none of this would have happened so it’s kind of totally the airline’s fault when you really think about it.

 

 

 

PS – “Mayhem” is the most badass charge to have on a rap sheet. I’ll party with any person who’s been arrested for causing mayhem.

By feitelberg posted November 25th, 2014 at 3:15 PM

Pete’s Plunge Is 1 Month Away

 Click To Buy A Frate Train Barstool Shirt     By now everybody knows the Pete Frates story.   Kind of crazy how famous he’s become since we did Pete’s Plunge last year.   He’s up for Time Man of the Year with the whole Ice Bucket Challenge thing.  Nuts.  Anyway in case you are [...]

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By now everybody knows the Pete Frates story.   Kind of crazy how famous he’s become since we did Pete’s Plunge last year.   He’s up for Time Man of the Year with the whole Ice Bucket Challenge thing.  Nuts.  Anyway in case you are living in cave and haven’t heard Pete’s story he is a former BC Baseball captain, like an 8 sport athlete at the Prep who was diagnosed with Lou Gehrigs disease. He is also a big time Stoolie and they do a polar plunge every year in Gloucester to raise some money and awareness for ALS. We plunged last year and pledged to plunge every year from then on. I think last year we raised about 5K. We need to at least double it this year. It seems that whenever we put tshirts on sale and donate the proceeds is when we do our best work.  So we just put on sale our own Frate Train Barstool shirts with 100% of the proceeds going to the cause. So please buy a shirt and help support Team Barstool.  Or even better yet sign up a team to plunge and we’ll see you in Gloucester.

 

If you want to donate but don’t want to buy a shirt here is a link to do that.

By elpresidente posted November 25th, 2014 at 2:40 PM

And Here Is McLovin Doing Karaoke At Sissy K’s Last Night

Post by Winter Michael.             MCLOVIN IS EVERYWHERE! I can’t get a read on this dude. He’s wearing the same shirt for 48 hours, telling Big Cat he can’t call him McLovin, singing Karaoke at Sissy K’s, in a luxury box at the Bruins game, fucking smokes, refusing to do [...]

 

 

 

 

 

 

MCLOVIN IS EVERYWHERE! I can’t get a read on this dude. He’s wearing the same shirt for 48 hours, telling Big Cat he can’t call him McLovin, singing Karaoke at Sissy K’s, in a luxury box at the Bruins game, fucking smokes, refusing to do the “Oh My God It’s In” scene. It’s nuts. He’s spotting dimes eating onions. I don’t know what to think. I don’t even know why he’s here? McLovin so hot right now. McLovin!

By elpresidente posted November 25th, 2014 at 1:57 PM
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