Bill Walton Just Casually Mentioning That He’s Been Milked Before

Ho hum…Just another day at the office for Bill. As a sidenote there was a good 30 seconds of silence after Bill said this. I think maybe even he surprised himself with that one.

Ho hum…Just another day at the office for Bill. As a sidenote there was a good 30 seconds of silence after Bill said this. I think maybe even he surprised himself with that one.

By elpresidente posted March 4th, 2015 at 10:32 PM

Has The Body Turned Up Yet of the Guy Who Tried To Steal My Friend Bill (Belichick)’s Seat At Last Night’s Kentucky Game

    I’m not trying to overblow this or sensationalize this, but if you try to sit in Belichick’s seat then you should instantly have your head cut off.    And before people start chirping about how these weren’t great seats that’s because Belichick is a man of the people.  His buddy invited to him [...]

 

 

I’m not trying to overblow this or sensationalize this, but if you try to sit in Belichick’s seat then you should instantly have your head cut off.    And before people start chirping about how these weren’t great seats that’s because Belichick is a man of the people.  His buddy invited to him to the game so rather than insult him and sit on Kentucky’s bench like I’m sure Calipari offered he sat in the cheap seats.

 

PS – Somebody tell this kid to stick his tongue back in his mouth and not to stare at Belichick.  You don’t look straight at a god you idiot.  Keep your eyes averted.

 

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By elpresidente posted March 4th, 2015 at 7:59 PM

Barstool Rundown March 4

Podcast Today’s Topics: Let’s Pump The Brakes: The Shady For Kiko Alonso Deal Is A Great Move By The Eagles Joffrey Lupul, Dion Phaneuf And Elisha Cuthbert Consider Lawsuit Against TSN For Airing That Tweet During Trade Deadline Coverage The Fact That This Chick Looking For Free Money To Go To The Mayweather/Pacquiao Fight Has [...]


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Today’s Topics:

Let’s Pump The Brakes: The Shady For Kiko Alonso Deal Is A Great Move By The Eagles

Joffrey Lupul, Dion Phaneuf And Elisha Cuthbert Consider Lawsuit Against TSN For Airing That Tweet During Trade Deadline Coverage

The Fact That This Chick Looking For Free Money To Go To The Mayweather/Pacquiao Fight Has Already Raised $1,700 Is Why Our Country Sucks 

After Watching This Karaoke Performance I Think I’m Infatuated With Erik Spoelstra’s Girlfriend Nikki Sapp 

50 Cent Is Betting A Cool 1.6 Million on Floyd Mayweather

Introducing the Most Electric Bat Mitzvah Invite In the History of Bat Mitzvahs

Kid Shovels Out The Sidewalk For His Elderly Neighbor… Naturally, His Other Neighbor Assaults Him And Replaces All The Snow

By handsomehank posted March 4th, 2015 at 7:00 PM

Barstool Local Smokeshow Of The Day – Danielle from Merrimack

  Introducing Danielle from Merrimack College. Yes! Yes! Yes!   One more day left in the smoke week. Lets finish it out strong. Send nominations to tips@barstoolsports.com  

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Introducing Danielle from Merrimack College. Yes! Yes! Yes!

 

One more day left in the smoke week. Lets finish it out strong. Send nominations to tips@barstoolsports.com

 

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By elpresidente posted March 4th, 2015 at 5:44 PM

Karrueche Tran Has Had Enough Of Chris Brown’s Shit.

    DM – Claims emerged on Tuesday that Karrueche Tran’s on-off boyfriend Chris Brown had fathered a child with another woman. And by Wednesday morning the 26-year-old dumped the singer via Twitter, writing: ‘Listen. One can only take so much. The best of luck to Chris and his family.’ ‘No baby drama for me,’ [...]

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DM – Claims emerged on Tuesday that Karrueche Tran’s on-off boyfriend Chris Brown had fathered a child with another woman. And by Wednesday morning the 26-year-old dumped the singer via Twitter, writing: ‘Listen. One can only take so much. The best of luck to Chris and his family.’ ‘No baby drama for me,’ the model and socialite concluded on twitter.

Back in December, Chris launched a lengthy attack on his girlfriend via Instagram. After pulling her up on only visiting him once during his four months in prison, he then accused her of ‘going on dates with Drake’.
‘When this relationship first started u knew what it was and even participated in threesomes. I slowed all that s*** down.’

 

 

You go girl! Karrueche Tran is a real inspiration for all the little girls out there. Just standing up for herself. Not letting a man drag her down. Like it’s one thing for Chris to cheat on your face a zillion times. It’s one thing to see him beat up Rihanna. It’s one thing to have him go to jail. But once chicks start popping out babies while you’re dating him that’s it. That’s when the rubber hits the road. No baby drama for you. GIRL POWER!

PS – I give her 2 weeks before they are back together.

By elpresidente posted March 4th, 2015 at 5:15 PM

This SpiderMan Balloon Has A Humungous Penis

        Whoaaaa, sweet dick Spidey! Must bea great feeling being a dad who just opened like 15 of these for his kid’s birthday party. Gotta blow Peter Parker a bunch of times just so your kid can have some fucking fun. The things parents do for their children. And this one is [...]

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Whoaaaa, sweet dick Spidey! Must bea great feeling being a dad who just opened like 15 of these for his kid’s birthday party. Gotta blow Peter Parker a bunch of times just so your kid can have some fucking fun. The things parents do for their children. And this one is so obvious that it has to be on purpose by the manufacturers. This isn’t one of those “shit, that slipped through the cracks” things, it’s like Disney movies sneaking in graphic sexual stuff because everyone’s bored of designing childish shit all the time.

 

 

 

PS – What position is that, like the gargoyle/pile driver right? Two stupidest positions ever. So uncomfortable and unless you got a massive superhero cock then it just pops out every time and slaps you in the stomach.

By feitelberg posted March 4th, 2015 at 4:45 PM

We’re Proud To Be Sponsoring Marc Fucarile’s Marathon Team This Year – Kickoff Party March 27th at Andover Country Club

Click on the link to watch the story because it’s autoplay     So by now all the Stoolies obviously know Marc’s story from the Marathon bombings. You can watch the recap video above if you don’t. Anyway we’re proud to be sponsoring his marathon team this year. Hopefully we can help raise some cash [...]

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So by now all the Stoolies obviously know Marc’s story from the Marathon bombings. You can watch the recap video above if you don’t. Anyway we’re proud to be sponsoring his marathon team this year. Hopefully we can help raise some cash because even though it may feel like the bombings were a long time ago the bills never stop. I’ve spoken with him a couple times and he’s psyched to have us involved and so am I.

There are a couple ways to help. We are going to have a kickoff party for the Marathon on March 27th at the Andover Country Club. Tickets are 40 bucks and all the proceeds go to Marc. Barstool will be there. Marc will be there. Get shitty for a great cause. Plus we don’t do many events near there so for anybody who lives in that neck of the woods we’d love to see you.

 

 

Click To Buy Your Tickets To This Team Fucarile Charity Event

 

 

If you can’t make it to that you can still buy an official Team Fucarile Marathon shirt  and all proceeds will go to Marc as well.

 

Or if you don’t want that either you can donate directly.

 

Hopefully people come to the party though. Should be a great time.

By elpresidente posted March 4th, 2015 at 4:20 PM

Tom Brady And Peyton Manning’s Faces Combined Is the Most Horrifying Picture You Will EVER See

via AOL       AOL you MOTHERFUCKERS. Mashing Tom Brady and Peyton Manning? Why not mash-up The Wiggles and The Rolling Stones? Combine my childhood finger paintings with a Monet? Just walked into the office today and decided you wanted to destroy something beautiful, huh? Fucking psycho boys.      

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AOL you MOTHERFUCKERS. Mashing Tom Brady and Peyton Manning? Why not mash-up The Wiggles and The Rolling Stones? Combine my childhood finger paintings with a Monet? Just walked into the office today and decided you wanted to destroy something beautiful, huh? Fucking psycho boys.

 

 

 

By feitelberg posted March 4th, 2015 at 3:50 PM
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