Introducing Victoria from URI. Back to Back smokes from URI to end the week. Doesn’t get much better than that.
Lets load up for next week. Send nominations to firstname.lastname@example.org
Someone ring the alarm, there’s a fire in the room! Has anyone ever shown range like the Diesel just did? From soprano to alto on a dime. Just took a nice little song and made it immortal. Seriously this is the exact kind of guy I love to watch do karaoke. All passion, no talent, but giving it 100% his all out there. I’ll stand and light a candle while Vin sings any day of the week.
No word on whether Gordon Edes used this video as his source for this tweet. Probably.
Today is my last day… JK Lolllll I’m taking the hill right now so I’ll be staying with the Rays!
Ohhhh the deadline is tomorrow? Fuckkkkkk. Whatever I’ll be golfing. See no evil, hear no evil.
GOD DAMMIT! Really need to work on those important dates.
PS – A Lester, Gray, Samardizja, Kazmir vs. Scherzer, Price, Verlander, Sanchez ALCS is going to be fucking FUN to watch. As long as Verlander breaks up with Upton before it.
OWINGS MILLS, Md. — Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice apologized to his wife and all women affected by domestic violence on Thursday, when he took questions for the first time since his alleged altercation with his then-fiancee in February. While Rice declined twice to give details about what happened in the Atlantic City, New Jersey, elevator, he said it was a “one-time incident” and expressed his intentions to become an “ambassador” against domestic violence.”When the time is right, when the time is right, and I say that because you have to fix yourself before you can go out and help others, and when the time is right me and my wife want to go out there and help people, anybody, violence of any kind, especially man on woman, is just not right. It’s not right, it shouldn’t be tolerated, it’s not right for society, no matter what. That’s something I’ll stand by and I have to pay for that.”
Kudos to Ray Rice here. It looks like he finally gets it. It’s not just that he admitted knocking his girlfriend unconscious was wrong, but now he actually wants to be an ambassador against domestic violence. Bravo sir! This just goes to show that it’s not a publicity stunt or empty words coming from Ray Rice. Hell he’s even going to wait till the swelling goes down in his wife’s eyes before he hits the lecture circuit. How gallant is that? Bottomline is I’m sure there is nothing battered women want to do more than hear a speech from a guy who beats women. Finally I’m starting to understand why John Harbaugh loves the way he is handling this.
Dailymail - The eyewitness who took a video of Orlando Bloom throwing a punch at Justin Bieber has said that it wasn’t their only scuffle on the night – and that the actor was being cheered on by his A-list pals at the time. She told The Mirror, that the Pirates of The Caribbean actor threw more than one punch at pop singer Justin, much to the delight of fellow diners, which happened to include Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan and P Diddy on the night. ‘Justin said something when he came in which was aimed at Orlando, who then jumped onto a sofa to try and get at Justin.’ she recalls.She added to the Daily Mirror: ‘When Orlando punched Bieber, everyone started clapping. Lindsay was laughing. It was amazing. The whole table he and DiCaprio were on were clapping. Afterwards, I don’t know if people were congratulating Orlando or trying to calm him down.
Listen everybody knows that both Bieber and Leo are my boys and that this isn’t their first scuffle. In fact I’ve already discussed why Leo hates Bieber so this story shouldn’t be remotely surprising. As I previously said it’s because they are in totally different partying leagues. Biebs is like a thug life partier. Leo is a classy partier. They both go about their business in different ways. Leo doesn’t need any of that shit. He’s next level. It doesn’t make one right or one wrong. They are just different. It doesn’t take away from the fact that Biebs is still a force of nature. It doesn’t change the fact he still fucked Adriana Lima in Cannes. Chicks love the bad boy. But if I was Leo I wouldn’t want a shirtless 20 year old rolling in my crew, competing for chicks making a scene either.
More importantly I want to know how do I get on this international party circuit? I swear everytime Bieber gets in a dust up Leo is there. Everytime Leo does something newsworthy Bieber is there. You got Diddy and Lohan in the room too. It’s like these people just travel from one exotic location to the next fucking supermodels and getting in squirt gun fights. I need to live this life. Like sure sitting in my dingy office charting trading deadline moves is fun and shit, but I want to rumble with Orlando Bloom. I want to sip cocktails with Leo. I want to put my dick inside Victoria secret models. Because to quote Kriss Cross..Warm it up Kris I’m about to…Warm it up Kris cause that’s what I was born to do.
Hey Dr. Creepy have a creepier hug. You can’t. Seriously this hug is so Dr. Creepy it hurts. I just hope he didn’t creep out Jon Lester too much when he whispered in his ear that he’ll see him in November. Just play it cool Creepy. Play it cool.
PS – I’d pay a bizillion internet dollars to see a Dr. Creepy Linda Pizzuti sex tape. It’s got to be the most fascinating sex tape of all time. Granted I’m still not buying they actually ever fucked because I think all Creepy’s bones would break Mr. Burns style, but if they did I’d love to see how it actually worked. Not to jerk off but more just scientifically speaking. And yes I know she had a kid, but it easily could be somebody elses or artificially inseminated. I just don’t see Creepy having the chops to actually lay pipe.