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And The Sucking Of Lebron’s Dick For Going Back To Cleveland Has Already Begun

  Well that didn’t take long huh? Seriously somebody get me a barrel so I can puke in it. This is exactly what I knew was gonna happen and exactly why he chose to go back. And yes I saw Lebron’s letter he wrote about why he went back to Cleveland. Thing was fucking exquisite. [...]

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Well that didn’t take long huh? Seriously somebody get me a barrel so I can puke in it. This is exactly what I knew was gonna happen and exactly why he chose to go back. And yes I saw Lebron’s letter he wrote about why he went back to Cleveland. Thing was fucking exquisite. An absolute masterpiece. One of the best letters written by anybody in the history of anything. I’m talking Declaration of Independence, MLK Speech and Bron Bron’s letter. So if anybody knows who wrote that thing I’d love to offer him a full time job as our Cleveland blogger because they fucking nailed it. They laid out every reason why Bron Bron shouldn’t have left in the first place and why everybody hated him for the Decision. But if you’re buying the fact that a 25 year old man didn’t know right from wrong back then and needed 4 years in South Beach to grow up and that’s a reason to give him a free pass I got a closet full of Ball Don’t Lie shirts to sell you. Bottomline is he fucked Cleveland in the ass and now he wants to act like it never happened and be called a hero for coming back. Good luck to ya. The poor people of Cleveland may be dumb enough to fall for it, but not me.

By elpresidente posted July 12th, 2014 at 2:08 PM

You’ll Never Guess Where Drake Is Looking To Buy A House (It’s Cleveland, Duh)

  (Source) — Complex’s very own Frazier Tharpe hopped on the call, and asked Drake if Cleveland is now his favorite sports city, which led him to address all those bandwagon accusations. “Well, first of all, I’d like to say that despite what everyone on the Internet thinks, I do not team jump. In the [...]

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(Source)Complex’s very own Frazier Tharpe hopped on the call, and asked Drake if Cleveland is now his favorite sports city, which led him to address all those bandwagon accusations. “Well, first of all, I’d like to say that despite what everyone on the Internet thinks, I do not team jump. In the past I’ve always supported the player and not the institution—unless we’re talking about the Kentucky Wildcats and the Toronto Raptors; I will never stray from them. But whether it comes to soccer or football or basketball, I have a lot of friends that play for a lot of teams. I’m not team jumping. I’m a supportive friend.” “Of course, I’m gonna go watch games in Cleveland. If not for LeBron—who I said is a brother to me, we’ve got three kids from Toronto on one team, plus Manziel who is part of our family and our brother. I definitely have to look into some real estate in Cleveland and spend some months of the year out there. Like I said, my teams will always forever be who they are but I will support the group who has shifted to Cleveland.”

 

 

 

Must be nice being Drake, huh? Because if any other person in the world said “No I’m not a bandwagoner, I just support whatever team the best players play for” then you’d say “THAT’S what being a bandwagoner is you IDIOT!” But you can’t do that with Drake, because they’re all his friends. He’s not supporting “the best basketball player in the world” he’s supporting “his brother.” He’s not looking for real estate in the new epicenter of the sports world, he’s trying to be closer to his family. Pretty sweet loophole, actually. If you’re related to all the best players in the world then you’re never a bandwagoner but actually the best brother ever.

 

 

By feitelberg posted July 12th, 2014 at 11:30 AM

What’d You Do Last Night? Was It As Sweet As Swimming With Sharks?

    (MyFoxBoston.com) — A Quincy man took a dangerous dive at the New England Aquarium, and it landed him in handcuffs. Stephen Pellegrine, 51, was arrested after allegedly jumping into the giant ocean tank early Thursday night. Aquarium staff say he appeared to be intoxicated, and snuck in without paying for a ticket. Then, [...]

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(MyFoxBoston.com) — A Quincy man took a dangerous dive at the New England Aquarium, and it landed him in handcuffs. Stephen Pellegrine, 51, was arrested after allegedly jumping into the giant ocean tank early Thursday night. Aquarium staff say he appeared to be intoxicated, and snuck in without paying for a ticket. Then, he scaled a waist-high wall, and jumped into the tank.  He jumped into the fish tank, which is 27 feet deep,” said Erica Brody, an Assistant District Attorney in Suffolk County. “There are sharks in there.” Pellegrine has been charged with trespassing and disturbing the peace. He was ordered held on $500 bail.

 

 

 

Hey before you call Stephen Pellegrine an idiot, what’d you do last night? You head down to Landsdowne Pub or Boylston or Clerys like you do every Friday night? You probably drank the same drinks you always do, went home with the same girl, ordered a pizza from the same place. What I’m saying is your life is boring, so is mine. You and I are in ruts. You know who isn’t? Stephen. That dude lives life to the max. He chases adrenaline, chases the feeling of being alive. A crazy night for him isn’t “OK, let’s do one more Patron shot” it’s “Move out of the way, sharks…. CAAAANOONNNNNNNBALLLLLLLLL!!!!” That a voracious hunger for life that we should all strive to obtain.

 

Update: A stoolie was there and saw him doing the goddamn backstroke around the tank. What a move. Hope he was squirting water out of his mouth too.

 

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By feitelberg posted July 12th, 2014 at 11:00 AM

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By elpresidente posted July 12th, 2014 at 9:59 AM

Bosh Decided To Stay In South Beach And Got Paidddddd

      I don’t know why I’m doing a basketball post. I don’t know why I’m doing a Miami post. Oh wait, yes I do, so I can post these 2 gifs and laugh for the next hour and you can too…           Congrats, Chris!  Go fucking wild buddy! (and [...]

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I don’t know why I’m doing a basketball post. I don’t know why I’m doing a Miami post. Oh wait, yes I do, so I can post these 2 gifs and laugh for the next hour and you can too…

 

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Congrats, Chris!  Go fucking wild buddy! (and plz film it all and then send it to us so we can laugh at how awesome you are)

By feitelberg posted July 11th, 2014 at 6:12 PM

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By feitelberg posted July 11th, 2014 at 5:31 PM

Miltons Pimp My Look

        Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.   Today’s Contestant     Reader Email   This is my friend [...]

 

 

 

 

Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.

 

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This is my friend Ryan aka Wardo. Dude needs a serious style change. I’m pretty sure he hasn’t changed his pair of sneakers since freshman year of High School and basketball shorts just don’t cut it when you go out to the bar. He has about 10 Frozen Four sweatshirts that he rotates throughout the week. I have absolutely no clue why he loves the White Sox but wearing that junk makes him look like a jabroni. If he keeps up with this style, his dick is going to be dryer than the Mojave desert as the years go on. It’s time for an upgrade. Stoolies please help him out!

 

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By feitelberg posted July 11th, 2014 at 4:41 PM

Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

Pennsylvania - A 26-year-old Pennsylvania substitute English teacher stands accused of sleeping with two of her 18-year-old high school students. New Brighton High School teacher Tiffany Leiseth allegedly slept with the male students on back to back days last May, just hours after final classes but days before graduation… Leiseith invited the two students over [...]

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Double the trouble: Pennsylvania substitute English teacher Tiffany Leiseth is accused of having sex with two 18-year-old male students just days before graduation

Pennsylvania - A 26-year-old Pennsylvania substitute English teacher stands accused of sleeping with two of her 18-year-old high school students. New Brighton High School teacher Tiffany Leiseth allegedly slept with the male students on back to back days last May, just hours after final classes but days before graduation… Leiseith invited the two students over to home separately, on May 27 and 28, while her husband was away on business. She then offered both minors beer before engaging in intercourse. School district officials started investigating Leiseth on May 30, after another teacher overheard some students talking about obscene photos another male student had received. Also, an unidentified person called police and reported that a female teacher was sending lewd pictures to male students. Police were able to track down the student who had the pictures on his phone, and found that they were sent by Leiseth. But the student in question denied having any sort of sexual relationship with her… But a fellow teacher reported to police that Leiseth confessed to having sex with both male students.

Let Tiffany Leiseth’s example be an inspiration to all you aspiring Sex Scandal Teachers out there. Because she represents nothing less than the great American success story. Here she is, a mere substitute teacher. She didn’t get her college degree in Education. She didn’t do internships and work as a classroom aid and make this her career. You know what it takes to be a sub? You have to have a clean criminal history, put yourself on the list and be willing to get woken up at 5AM with a phone call to go babysit a bunch of heavily medicated lunatics for 50 bucks a day. A perfect score on the Substitute Teacher exam is 98.6 (meaning you’re at body temperature for those of you in the comments section who need shit explained to you). And yet here she is, achieving SST greatness. This is a kid born in an Illinois log cabin growing up to be our greatest president. A club fighter from Philly getting a shot to beat Apollo Creed. A 4th string QB and the 199th pick becoming the GOAT. So again, let Tiffany serve as an example to all you full time teachers out there. If she can do it, you have no excuse.

The Grades:
Looks:
A Boston 6 with a pretty nice body on her. That makes her a Married Pennsylvania Substitute Teacher Who Bangs Two of Her Students 8. Grade: B
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment:
Let’s see, she’s married. We’ve got multiple “victims.” At her own house. “Obscene” texts. All from a part time employee. That is some real Next Level work by her. Grade: A
Intangibles:
Big credit to the kids involved for lying to police to protect Tiffany here. It’s about time the SST world got a little old fashioned Omerta. A little of the old Charlestown Code of Silence Sex Scandaling. Extra credit as well for her keeping up the perfect record of there never being a girl named Tiffany who wasn’t a sex-crazed freak. Grade: A
Overall:
B+. Solid work by her. We’re just over halfway through the SST year and I can tell there’ll be some tough cuts from the end of the year roster.
[Plenty of people sent this to me but the tie goes to my man in Amsterdam, Rear Admrial] Have information about a hot female teacher having sex with her students? Preferably with pictures? Help make the world safe for Teacher Sex Scandals by Tweeting me @jerrythornton1.

By Jerry Thornton posted July 11th, 2014 at 4:20 PM
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