(PFT) — On Monday, Jay Glazer of FOX Sports added the next new big piece of news in #DeflateGate, reporting that the NFL has interviewed a locker room attendant who allegedly took footballs from the officials’ locker room after they had been inspected and approved “to another area on way to field” before the start of the game. PFT can now contribute additional details to that story. First, per a league source, the other “area on way to field” is a bathroom. The bathroom consists of one toilet and one sink and a door that locks from the inside. Second, according to the same source, the person carried two bags of balls into the bathroom: the 12 balls to be used by the Patriots and the 12 balls to be used by the Colts. Third, from the same source, the evidence comes from a surveillance video that was discovered by the Patriots and given to the NFL early in the investigation. Fourth, again from the same source, the video shows the employee in the bathroom for approximately 90 seconds.
HAHAHHAHAHA! This is what they had? The “unauthorized area” was the fucking bathroom? I was half-kidding when I said that yesterday because I thought there was no way the NFL would be dumb enough to make a mountain out of that kind of mole hill. Frankly this is getting pretty embarrassing for the shield. Everyday the Patriots are coming out and both defiantly and definitively shooting down the allegations. Then, the NFL fires back with vague “leaks” such as a ball boy took a piss. Get the fuck out of my face, Goodell. You’ve been embarrassed. Your jig is up. Honestly I’m shocked that Kraft didn’t tonight’s beatdown with “Oh, and by the way, Roger, you’re fired!” because only the people on this side of the table have a shred of credibility left. 90 fucking seconds in the bathroom and you let the media feast for a day on “went to an unauthorized area.” You know how long it would take to get 12 balls out of a ball bag, deflate exactly 2 PSI, measure, then replace them? A lot longer than 90 seconds. Know how long it takes to set a bag down, take a piss then check yourself out in the mirror? Like 90 seconds. But the league just let a whole media cycle go by with all those damning words to try and take the attention off their own incompetence. Disgusting.
DOMINATION!!!! That was somehow better than Belichick’s speech on Saturday. I got a for real boner watching. Absolutely amazing. Earlier today the NFL asked that anyone involved in DeflateGate please remain silent until they’re ready to reveal all their findings. Well Bob Kraft heard that, walked up to the mic, spit in Goodell’s face and demanded the league apologize. Think about that, he demanded an apology from the NFL. That’s the cockiest thing I have ever heard. He just embarrassed the league in every way short of making Goodell crawl up on stage and lick the bottom of his Air Force Ones.
And Kraft coming out that hard should have everyone entirely convinced that Brady and Belichick are innocent. The New England Patriots are a multi-billion dollar company. The owner isn’t going to stand behind employees so strongly unless they’ve had a closed door meeting and he’s been assured that they’re in the clear. Innocent! Totally fucking innocent!
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Tomorrow is Super Bowl Media Day and I’ll be there with the tux on. Not sure if there will be anything to talk about or not, been a pretty quiet week. But send in your questions on Twitter using the hashtag #DKTV and we’ll get as many of them out there as we can.
The NFL Doubles Down On Their Lie….Leaks Info Claiming An Unidentified Ball Boy Is Under Investigation
PHOENIX – Deflategate has taken another twist. FOX Sports has learned that the NFL has zeroed in on a New England Patriots locker-room attendant in connection with the scandal of improperly inflated footballs used in the AFC championship game against Indianapolis. The person of interest was already interviewed by the league. The NFL is trying to determine whether any wrongdoing by this individual occurred, sources tell FOX Sports.There is surveillance video showing the attendant taking the footballs from the official’s locker room into another room at Gillette Stadium before bringing them out to the field, sources tell FOX Sports. The NFL confiscated 11 of 12 footballs at halftime that were under the league-mandated air pressure of 12.5 PSI. The league has since launched an investigation into the matter.
This is getting pathetic. I mean can the NFL be more transparent here? Their entire story is in shambles. Their entire world is crumbling. The facts aren’t adding up. Even the mainstream media is demanding answers. People are calling for an investigation. Everybody knows it was a sting. An inside job from the word go. So what does the NFL do? Another anonymous source leaking information about a shadowy unnamed figured at Gillette who took the gameballs from the refs and brought them inside and then back outside. GASP! NO NOT THAT! I guess this is what the NFL wants though. Nobody talking about the game. Deflategate garbage 24/7. Is it worth it though Roger? Is it worth ruining the biggest game this country has to offer with this feeble smear campaign? Why? Because Bill Belichick is smarter than you? Because he has a bigger dick than you? You leak this story in an attempt to throw people off your scent and save your skin? PATHETIC. The jealous are troublesome to others but a torment to themselves – William Penn. Ever heard of him?
(JayGlazer) — Breaking news: sources tell @FOXSports the NFL has zeroed in on a locker room attendant w Patriots who allegedly took balls from officials locker room to another area on way to field. Sources say they have interviewed him and additionally have video. Still gauging if any wrong doing occurred with him but he is strong person of interest
What kind of proof is this? A ball boy went to another area on his way to the field? Big fucking deal! He could’ve been going anywhere. Maybe he was taking a piss. Maybe he was putting on another layer of clothing. Maybe he just got lost. There’s so much reasonable doubt here it’s making my head spin. But apparently taking a wrong turn and going into the wrong area with footballs is enough for Fuhrer Goodell to name someone a “strong person of interest” like this is a goddamn murder investigation. Disgusting. Just out of curiosity, what was the exact path that Indy ball boy took after he handled the ball that was way lighter than all the others?
PS – This rogue agent is going to be so rich a week from today. Pretty jelly.