This Duke Graduate Assistant Coach Seems To Be The Only Guy Who Brought His “A Game” Tonight For the Blue Devils
Current score - UNC 28-7 mid 2nd quarter
Nothing worse than when you get all super intense and nobody follows your lead. If I was this guy I’d just insert myself at middle linebacker with no pads and start drilling people.
Introducing Stephanie from Quinnipiac. Its girls like this that is the reason that Quinnipiac is one of Barstools favorite stomping grounds. Toads for life.
All aboard the smoke train. Send nominations to firstname.lastname@example.org to be featured next week.
This is a total package song. Catchy beat, fun lyrics, a girl who sounds like the lead singer of Simple Plan. It’s all working. Firing on all cylinders. Jam of the fall. And you know what the best part is? The smoke singer. Yes, smoke. I’m obsessed with these kinds of girls. The punk/grunge chick. I love the hair, the tattoos, the “I’m gonna take the banana, pretend it’s your cock, then break it in half and discard it” attitude. It’s awesome. These chicks scare the fuck out of me and would never give me the time of day, they’re the kind of gals who will beat the shit out of you in the sack and it is so my wheelhouse I can’t stand it.
Oh, and these two? Either they had no idea what this banana was supposed to symbolize or they knew EXACTLY what this banana was supposed to symbolize and this was 80 years of oppression coming out. No in between.
Do people know how 50/50 tournaments work? Because I had no idea until three seconds ago. As long as you finish in the top 50% of players, you double your money. That’s outrageous. You know how easy it is to finish in the 50th percentile? That’s failing. You got a failing grade and you still doubled your money. So find a friend who’s worse at fantasy sports than you, convince him to sign up with you and boom, you basically just doubled your money. Literally doesn’t get easier than that. Literally.
$10 dollar sign up
$100k in prize pool money
Top 50% doubles their cash.
Do it or you’re dumb.