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By elpresidente posted November 26th, 2014 at 12:22 PM

Reader Email – Must Be Nice To Write For The Uneducated Masses At Boston.com Who Are Too Stupid To Know When You’re Making No Sense

      Reader Email I work at an internet marketing firm and thought your line about the education/income level of readership was interesting, so I did some digging on Alexa.com. Pretty cut and dry. Barstool is mostly employed college educated males, while boston.com’s readership is made up of mostly uneducated.     Pres don’t [...]

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I work at an internet marketing firm and thought your line about the education/income level of readership was interesting, so I did some digging on Alexa.com.

Pretty cut and dry. Barstool is mostly employed college educated males, while boston.com’s readership is made up of mostly uneducated.

 

 

Pres don’t lie. Never have.  Never will.  Of all the digs people take at Barstool, guys like Roberto Scalese trying to make it seem like our readership is all pre-pubecent boys looking for porn is the biggest lie going.  The truth is relatively speaking we have a highly educated, high income audience.   The Globe for the most part has dummies.  That’s why guys like Roberto Scalese is perfect for them.  He’s not smart enough to do better and none of their readers are smart enough to know better.  Hey Roberto…If you come at the king you best not miss.

 

By elpresidente posted November 26th, 2014 at 11:41 AM

The Boston Globe Just Called Me the “Pied Piper For 13 Year Old Boys Who Can’t Access Real Porn” Because I Said I Wanted To Run Over Protesters Blocking Major Highways

  Boston.com – Let’s start locally, where Boston and State Police worked hard to maintain order and not press the peaceful protesters into a confrontation. The departments were receiving kudos throughout the night for their response. But not everyone was happy when the police shut down highway ramps to keep protesters and drivers safe. Take [...]

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Boston.com – Let’s start locally, where Boston and State Police worked hard to maintain order and not press the peaceful protesters into a confrontation. The departments were receiving kudos throughout the night for their response. But not everyone was happy when the police shut down highway ramps to keep protesters and drivers safe. Take for example, David Portnoy, “El Presidente” of Barstool Sports, and pied piper for 13 year old boys who can’t access real porn: Boston’s PG-13 Joe Francis wannabe wasn’t alone in his anger (feigned or not) over blocked highways.

Really? We’re gonna have this type of shocking internet violence the day before Thanksgiving? Okay fine. I’ll stop basting my Turkey for a minute. Robert Scalsce wants to get in the ring with me? Well ding, ding, motherfucking ding!

First things first. How about the balls on a guy who works for Boston.com saying we’re a blog for 13 year old boys who can’t access real porn? Well what does that make Boston.com then? A blog for 6 year old girls who never heard of buzzfeed? Seriously Boston.com is literally the worst website on the internet every since John Henry took over. This is what passes for front page news for them nowadays.  Keep in mind this is real time.  I didn’t have to search for something to prove my point.  I knew it would be something ridiculous right this second because it’s always something ridiculous.

 

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This is what they do. They don’t write articles. They just wait for Buzzfeed or us to post shit and then steal it and repost it. So if I were Robert Scalsce I’d think long and hard before throwing stones at glass houses. As a sidenote clearly he was unaware of the size 6 skinny jeans joke because that’s the safe play when you want to make fun of Barstool. But don’t get in a pissing contest about the quality of the content. We cover the same exact stories except we have funny writers and they have miscreants like Robert Scalsce whose face scare women and children.

 

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(Cops must have loved protecting these guys last night)

But none of that is really here nor there. Let’s stick to the actual argument about the right of protesters to block major highways. That somehow because I said I wanted to run these people over that means I’m against free speech. No I’m not you dummy. These people had NO business protesting in the middle of the street. If I was coming home from work or trying to get out of town for Thanksgiving I would have lost my mind. They 1,000% deserved to get run over. There are hundreds of places to peacefully protest in Boston that don’t involve ruining other people’s lives. Go to the Boston Commons. Go to Government Center. Go anywhere that isn’t a major fucking highway. How god damn hard is that? What does protesting in the middle of 93 South have to do with anything? If you’re that stupid or arrogant to do that than you deserve to get run the fuck over. To say I’m against free speech because I don’t want people clogging highways in the middle of the night is insane. Can you yell fire in a crowded room? Is that free speech? If the KKK wanted to hold a rally on the Mass Pike during rush hour is that free speech? Get the fuck out of my face with this nonsense.   Nobody is more pro free speech than me.   After all I do run a smut blog.  I just don’t impinge on other people’s rights with what I say and do.

Not to mention the fact that I’d guess 80% of these “protesters” don’t really even know what the fuck they are protesting. I’m not going to get into the details of the Ferguson case because as I said yesterday I don’t know how anybody can really have an opinion pro or against. There is just so much he said, she said that only the 3 people involved really know the true story. Everybody just spins it how they want to spin it to fit their own agenda. It’s kind of like politics in that way. For many of these serial protesters it’s just another thing to protest. These are the same losers I saw at Occupy Boston. No jobs, no future, no life. They blame all the world’s problems on other people. They are anti establishment protesters/hipsters who will protest anything that happens to be in the news and is the hot topic of the day. They think it’s their right to go shut down major highways and make everybody’s life miserable. No it’s not. Go protest on the side of the road. Obviously not everybody in this group falls into this category but I’m speaking about the majority. And even if you’re not in that group you still don’t have the right to camp out in the middle of a highway. So don’t cry to me if you get run over.

PS – It’s hysterically how the Globe rips 2 to 3 stories of ours per day and never mentions us. But anytime they want to say something negative we get the full shooting match. My name, my twitter handle and being called a porn site. I guarantee you our overall readership is more educated and higher income than Boston.com. But don’t let the facts get in a way of a good rant.

By elpresidente posted November 26th, 2014 at 10:56 AM

Verne Troyer Lugging Around A Turkey Is The Funniest Picture Ever

      I’m laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside. Yes, that picture is utterly hysterical. Mini Me dragging around a dead bird like it’s a burlap sack full of bricks. But you know what? That man right there, he’s bedded more women in one month than I will in my entire [...]

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I’m laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside. Yes, that picture is utterly hysterical. Mini Me dragging around a dead bird like it’s a burlap sack full of bricks. But you know what? That man right there, he’s bedded more women in one month than I will in my entire life. He’s richer than I can ever dream. So what would you rather have, the ability to life a turkey or the ability to bang Hollywood smokes and all the money in the world to buy your own turkey transportation machines….

 

 

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PS – The real answer is 100% the ability to pick up a turkey.

By feitelberg posted November 26th, 2014 at 10:06 AM

Barstool Classic: El Pres Occupies Boston

    Two reasons I’m posting this.  First is because all these hipsters and Occupy Boston idiots are the ones who tried to shut down Mass Ave last night.  It has nothing to do with Ferguson.  They are just bums and losers with no jobs and no lives and think the world owes them a [...]

 

 

Two reasons I’m posting this.  First is because all these hipsters and Occupy Boston idiots are the ones who tried to shut down Mass Ave last night.  It has nothing to do with Ferguson.  They are just bums and losers with no jobs and no lives and think the world owes them a hand out.  Serial anti establishment protesters.  And #2 it’s the day before Thanksgiving and I want to coast.

 

 

 

By elpresidente posted November 26th, 2014 at 9:30 AM

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By feitelberg posted November 26th, 2014 at 9:00 AM

Props To The Dude In Minnesota Who Ran Over Protesters Who Were Blocking the Street

    Listen as a rule I don’t think you should run people over in your car.  BUT that rule goes right out the window if you have idiot protesters standing in the middle of the road cluttering up highways and shit.    I mean it would be one thing if this was downtown Ferguson. [...]

 

 

Listen as a rule I don’t think you should run people over in your car.  BUT that rule goes right out the window if you have idiot protesters standing in the middle of the road cluttering up highways and shit.    I mean it would be one thing if this was downtown Ferguson.  You’re kind of an idiot if you drive around there right now with all the chaos there.  But if you’re minding your own business just trying to get home from work in Minnesota, Atlanta, NY or Boston and dummies are trying to shut down public streets than by all means run their asses over.  Get the fuck out of the road.  Go protest somewhere else.   And yes the same people coming out of the woodwork right now are the same losers from Occupy Wallstreet.   They are bums with no jobs, no lives who just live to protest everything.  These protests have nothing to do with Ferguson. It’s the anti establishment 99%’ers who suck at life and think the world owes them a handout.  That’s who these people are.    The good news for everybody though is they already proved they can’t handle the cold so they’ll be gone by tomorrow.

By elpresidente posted November 25th, 2014 at 9:46 PM
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