Barstool Instagram Halloween Contest – Laura

  Everyday on the Barstool Sports Instagram we are going to be counting down the hottest girls in the hottest costumes all the way through Halloween weekend. The girl we feature from now until November 2nd at 6PM who has the most likes will win $100 $500 cash and be crowned “Barstool Sports Hottest Costume of [...]

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Everyday on the Barstool Sports Instagram we are going to be counting down the hottest girls in the hottest costumes all the way through Halloween weekend. The girl we feature from now until November 2nd at 6PM who has the most likes will win $100 $500 cash and be crowned “Barstool Sports Hottest Costume of 2014″

Follow the Barstool Instagram and DM us any nominations @Barstool_Sports

By elpresidente posted October 25th, 2014 at 9:00 PM

Tom Brady’s Facebook Is Officially The Best Thing On The Internet

        Hysterical picture. Tb12 vs a bear… get it? Because we’re playing the bears tomorrow. And Tom is gonna kick their ass. And the Patriots colors are red, white and blue. It works on a lot of levels.     PS – I don’t think whoever made this photoshop has seen Semi [...]

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Hysterical picture. Tb12 vs a bear… get it? Because we’re playing the bears tomorrow. And Tom is gonna kick their ass. And the Patriots colors are red, white and blue. It works on a lot of levels.

 

 

PS – I don’t think whoever made this photoshop has seen Semi Pro because that bear goes on to kick the SHIT out of Tom. Whatever, tomorrow’s an alternate scene.

 

h/t Sam

By feitelberg posted October 25th, 2014 at 2:24 PM

You Know Marlins Man Is Pissed With His Seating Tonight

        Blends in perfectly plus the guy behind him is in a straw boater’s hat, so a sideways visor isn’t even the dumbest lid in the section. Oh and he’s sitting second row like he somehow landed on welfare between Wednesday and tonight. No one can see him and he can barely [...]

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Blends in perfectly plus the guy behind him is in a straw boater’s hat, so a sideways visor isn’t even the dumbest lid in the section. Oh and he’s sitting second row like he somehow landed on welfare between Wednesday and tonight. No one can see him and he can barely see the field. Has to be absolutely furious.

By feitelberg posted October 24th, 2014 at 9:10 PM

Barstool Instagram Halloween Contest – Bianca

  Everyday on the Barstool Sports Instagram we are going to be counting down the hottest girls in the hottest costumes all the way through Halloween weekend. The girl we feature from now until November 2nd at 6PM who has the most likes will win $100 $500 cash and be crowned “Barstool Sports Hottest Costume of [...]

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Everyday on the Barstool Sports Instagram we are going to be counting down the hottest girls in the hottest costumes all the way through Halloween weekend. The girl we feature from now until November 2nd at 6PM who has the most likes will win $100 $500 cash and be crowned “Barstool Sports Hottest Costume of 2014″

Follow the Barstool Instagram and DM us any nominations @Barstool_Sports

By elpresidente posted October 24th, 2014 at 9:00 PM

#BarstoolConfessions

     

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By feitelberg posted October 24th, 2014 at 5:36 PM

Just Your Run Of The Mill Scheduled Fist Fight Over Fantasy Football

          Some people may watch this and think it’s silly. I agree. It’s silly and immature. And that’s why I love it. That’s why I love fantasy, it’s why everyone does. You’re always a kid. You’re trading cards to get a better team, shit talking, and if someone steps out of [...]

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Some people may watch this and think it’s silly. I agree. It’s silly and immature. And that’s why I love it. That’s why I love fantasy, it’s why everyone does. You’re always a kid. You’re trading cards to get a better team, shit talking, and if someone steps out of line then you tell them “Next recess you’re dead.” Never have to grow up when it comes to sports. Pranks, fist fights, your mama jokes, you’re never too old for any of it.

 

 

PS – “No leg breaking” is such a funny rule. Hey dude don’t snap my fibula but anything else goes.

 

h/t SB

By feitelberg posted October 24th, 2014 at 5:05 PM

Miltons Pimp My Look

        Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.         Today’s Contestant       Reader Email   [...]

 

 

 

 

Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.

 

 

 

 

Today’s Contestant

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Reader Email

 

Dear Milton’s,

Meet our boy EndaŠyes his name is Enda. This kids known around campus as “diapers” because he smells like absolute trash. He constantly wears his high school football warm up shirts, his Jamaal Charles jersey, and always goes “tits out for the boys” whenever the opportunity arises. The kid is pale as casper the ghost and somehow works as lifeguard, not to mention he drives a Subaru Outback and was born on 9/11. This kid needs some serious help with his fashion and we pray to Pageviews that Milton’s can help him out. Please Please help our boy “diapers” get laid!

Sincerely,
The Schiest Boys

 

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By feitelberg posted October 24th, 2014 at 4:22 PM

This Guy Wants South Carolina, Georgia and Florida To Secede And Form A New Country Named “Reagan” Because Gays Have Too Many Rights In America… Deal!

      (Source) – Douglas MacKinnon is a conservative columnist and former Reagan administration aide and he has written with a new book calling for Southern states to secede. In an interview with Janet Mefferd about his book, “The Secessionist States of America: The Blueprint for Creating a Traditional Values Country…Now,” MacKinnon described his [...]

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(Source) Douglas MacKinnon is a conservative columnist and former Reagan administration aide and he has written with a new book calling for Southern states to secede. In an interview with Janet Mefferd about his book, “The Secessionist States of America: The Blueprint for Creating a Traditional Values Country…Now,” MacKinnon described his vision for a new country that will consist of southern states breaking away and establishing the Religious Right’s political agenda as the law of the land. The states would be South Carolina, Georgia and Florida. Mackinnon explained that Texas would not be part of the bigoted, racist new country because “there have been a number of incursions into Texas and other places from some of the folks in Mexico.” MacKinnon said the “interim name” for the new racist, bigoted nation would be “Reagan,” and added that advances in gay rights are a good reason to secede.

 

 

 

Ever get in a fight with an ex-girlfriend that you knew sucked and was pretty much good for nothing where she screams that she’ll leave if you don’t change? She’ll throw this huge fit and scream “I’ll leave! I’ll walk right out this door right now! Watch me! I’ll do it!”? All the while you just stand there with your arms crossed thinking Do it! Come on, fucking do it! I hate breaking up with people. That’s me right now. Dougie MacKinnon, if you want to take South Carolina, Georgia and Florida and leave then be my guest. What does America lose in that exchange? Augusta National and oranges? Deal. All you. We’ll keep all the gay folk and all those Mexicans in Texas, you get Jacksonville and water parks. Divorce settled.

 

 

PS – Reagan is a horrible country name. Like people who name their dog a human name. It doesn’t work and makes you look like a weirdo.

By feitelberg posted October 24th, 2014 at 3:45 PM
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