Umm what was up with that dude bawling at the end of the Kansas game? Yeah I get it. Kansas lost. Huge upset, blah, blah, blah. But this isn’t Sharron Collins we’re talking about. I mean I had to do half an hour of reasearch just to figure out who this guy was. Turns out his name is Mario Little and he hasn’t played one second all season. Literally. He somehow got redshirted this year as a senior and it had nothing to do with injury. Just because he sucks. I’ve never even heard of that before. Get a grip bro! Like if you’re going to cry for 30 minutes after the game you better be on the stat sheet at least once the entire season.
Peace out suckers! I’m probably 9 Bud Light’s deep and up 10 large already by the time this blog gets posted. If you’re still at work stop being a pussy and come to Game On already!
USA Today – Tim Tebow showed marked improvement in his pro day workout on Wednesday, analysts said, far out-performing his lackluster Senior Bowl. “From the Senior Bowl to now, the improvement is ridiculous,” NFL Network analyst Mike Mayock told the Sporting News. “I was blown away.” The Sporting News reported that Tebow has an individual workout scheduled with at least five teams — the Bills, Seahawks, Patriots, Browns and Redskins. Tebow was knocked for bad mechanics at January’s Senior Bowl. Since then, he’s been working with NFL-veteran coaches to improve his throwing motion and his skills under center. The result, coaches and scouts said, was a quarterback who might be able to thrive as a pro.
If there’s even been a guy whom the draftniks disagree on more than Tim Tebow, I can’t remember who it was. On one extreme you’ve got someone like Chad Henne, might not be the best judge of talent, but he is one of only about 100 people in the world who can put “NFL Quarterback” in the box that says “Occupation” on his 1040 form. And this week he told a radio station that Tebow is “not an NFL quarterback.“ To the other extreme, you’ve got Mike Felger, who’s been beating the drum for weeks that the Pats need to draft Tebow in the 1st Round just to inspire the rest of the team. Because he’s a big, hairy American winning machine who is the patented inventor of the football victory and his shining example on the Pats sidelines will emit a powerful wave of energy that will change the numbers on scoreboards to turn Patriots losses into wins. Somewhere in the middle of the spectrum you’ve got Tedy Bruschi, who says Tebow would be a good fit in New England.
The rest of us are just left to throw our hands up in wonder. I know that early in Tebow’s college career, Urban Meyer brought in coaches for the sole purpose of working out the kinks in God’s Favorite Quarterback’s throwing motion. Not to help Florida win, but to better prepare the kid for the Draft. Since the clinics weren’t going anywhere and were threatening to ruin a good thing, Meyer finally gave up the ghost. Now we’re expected to believe that a few weeks of running drills has transformed Tebow into a legit NFL QB with perfect mechanics.
Personally, I can’t speculate; I have no idea. One thing I do know, that I’ve learned from a lifetime of watching NFL football, is that QBing in the pros is all about being fundamentally sound. Footwork. Throwing motion. Perfect 3-, 5- and 7-step drops. And unorthodox guys will either fail every time or no coach is willing to stick his neck out for them so they don’t last long. Then again, Jamarcus Russell has such an exaggerated motion that Big Papi could steal 2nd on him without a throw, and he was the consensus No. 1 pick. So who knows? All I do know is that I’ll be really happy if the Pats bring Tebow in for a workout, shake his hand, say “thanks” and then avoid drafting him at all costs. I think.
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I’m not gonna stroke ur cock and tell you how great you are but I basically sit at work and hit refresh all day long, so keep up the good work.
A buddy of mine was at work jackhammering some shit and took a chunk of pavement to the face…his wedding is in 4 months…
It brought up the old hypothetical, you ask every girl you date. “If I become disfigured or gain 300 pounds are you stayin with me?” Girls always say yes but I always say “No, I’m outta here” they think I’m being cute and just joking but shit like this happens and if it does I’m “peace the fuck out”. So can you ask the Stoolies if they think shes stayin or goin?
Now before people click on the link below I just want to give everybody fair warning that the picture of this kid’s mangled face is probably top 5 grossest pictures we’ve ever published. I mean I literally puked in my mouth when I first looked at it and I can only look at it in 2 second bursts before I get nauseous. It’s that bad. That’s why I didn’t put it on the main page. So if you got a weak stomach you may just want to skip this one. Although with this type of build up what choice do you have right? I mean you got to look now. And maybe it isn’t as bad as I’m making it out to be because truth be told the first 10 times I looked at it I thought the gauze was actually his face hanging off which makes it much worse. Anyway I’ll let you be the judge.
After checking it out the question becomes does this kid just have to eat his wedding deposit and reschedule? I think you have to right? This shit ain’t healing in 4 years nevermind 4 months.
MYFOXNY.COM - Police in Jersey City have arrested an ex-con they say has been urinating on women at a bus stop in Journal Square, a source said Wednesday. Nitinkumar Patel, 27, has urinated on at least seven women in the last three months, a law enforcement source said. He was caught Wednesday morning while urinating on a 16-year-old girl at the bus stop, a law enforcement source said.
You know what the real fucked up thing about this story is. The only difference between Nitinkumar Patel and Tiger Woods is that Tiger has enough money where he can afford to piss on chicks in private. Poor Nitinkumar doesn’t have that luxury so he needs to piss on people at the subway and then get the hell of there. Sometimes life ain’t fair. Also who is that chick in the tux kidding? She tries not to be in that area? Honey don’t fucking flatter yourself. Nobody is going to waste their piss on your sorry ass so I think you’re safe.
PS – Yeah I know BS NYC covered this yesterday. Sorry I got too caught up dominating college hoops.
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