Tour Dates

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    Philadelphia, PA

    April 25th, 2014 9:00 PM
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    New York City, NY

    April 26th, 2014 9:00 PM
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    New Haven, CT

    January 30th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Lupo's
    Providence, RI

    January 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Webster Theater
    Hartford, CT

    February 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
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    Worcester, MA

    February 22nd, 2014 9:00 PM
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    East Stroudsburg, PA

    March 1st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Union Bar
    Iowa City, IA

    March 8th, 2014 6:00 PM
  • The Boulder Theater
    Boulder, CO

    March 15th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Fillmore
    Charlotte, NC

    April 4th, 2014 10:00 PM
  • House Of Blues
    Myrtle Beach, SC

    April 5th, 2014 9:00 PM

Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day Noelle

 

Introducing Noelle from QU.    Well with Springfield now pushed back to April 4th we’re left with 3 sellouts this week.  Lupos tonight, Toads tomorrow and then Philly on Saturday.     The parties must go on!

 

Do you know any smokes?  Send them to tips@barstoolsports.com

By elpresidente posted February 6th, 2013 at 5:35 PM

High School Basketball Team Has Season Cancelled And Coach Fired For Players Giving Wedgies On Team Bus

Honeoye, N.Y. - The Honeoye Boys Varsity basketball team will forfeit the rest of its games this year. School officials confirm several senior players have been suspended for 5 days over allegations of hazing on a bus ride home after a recent game. The varsity coach has been fired. The alleged incidents occurred on a bus during a ride home from the game. A bus driver became so concerned about what was going on that he asked the coaches to intervene then went to the district when they did not.”They call it hazing but it wasn’t really hazing,” says senior Brett Hodgeman who was a part of the team until recently and also came up through the JV system. Asked to explain he says “they were giving people wedgies and stuff.” Parents of the seniors met with Superintendent David Bills on Tuesday and learned of the punishment. Coach Jim Parshall who is not a teacher was fired.The JV coach, Jordan Trowbridge, who said he voluntarily stepped down, told 13WHAM Parhall was an excellent coach adding, “No one wants to go out that way.” Erin Cratsley, mother of one of the suspended players, said, “It’s a bit extreme … I hate to say it’s boys being boys, but it is … They’ve been doing it for years.” The district has received no complaints from players or their parents. No one is alleging injuries and because of that the police are not involved at this time. Brett Hodgeman who has ridden the team bus many times says “we played around and had fun with the JV. I really do think it was boys being boys.” Asked if he was in on this behavior as a JV team member Hodgeman says he “opted out” and says other players can choose to do so.

So let me get this straight. None of the kids complained about this. The coaches didn’t complain or see a problem with it. No parents had a problem with it or complained about it. Yet an entire basketball season got cancelled and a coach with 20 years experience got fired because a bus driver ratted them out for wedgies? A fucking bus driver? Since when did a bus driver get so much clout that they could take down an entire high school? I mean we’re talking about a freaking bus driver here. That’s like the lowest of the low. Hey bus driver you know how you end up being a bus driver in life? By doing shit like this. Being a little tattle tale. Somebody needs to wedgie this guy on a traffic light with a sign that says “This is what happens to Bus Drivers who are Narcs.”

By elpresidente posted February 6th, 2013 at 11:11 AM

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Gay Author, Who Found God And Became An Anti-Gay Author, But Then Just Got Caught On Grinder?

(MSN) — Grindr, the social networking app that helps gay guys meet one another, has a surprising new user: Matt Moore, the notably tortured “ex-gay” who’s written at length for The Christian Post on his efforts to eschew the “homosexual lifestyle.” Moore’s Grindr profile was noted by a reader of Zinnia Jones’ Freethought Blogs. Perhaps surprisingly, it was confirmed by Moore himself, saying that he had committed “major disobedience on my part” — a “disobedience to Christ.” Moore says he won’t be back on Grindr. Moore said, “Creating a grindr profile and talking to guys on it was major disobedience on my part….disobedience to Christ. Disobedience to a loving and gracious God. Thankfully, I believe that He forgives me for this disobedience. I believe the blood of Christ covers this disobedience. And I won’t be on grindr again….ever.”

Really nothing sadder than a relapse. Whether it be cancer, alcoholism or just being a total fruit loop, it’s never fun to hear about the guy who had overcome the odds only to have his terrible debilitation rear its ugly head and fuck him in the ass. Sucks. But at the same time you can’t really blame Matt Moore. Have you heard of Grinder? It’s Tinder for gay people only with less people saying “how many pushups can you do” and more saying “let me swallow your kids.” Kinda hard not to expect a relapse there. Just too close to the fire. If you put a chemo patient on the product tester line at the mircrowave factory he’ll prob relapse, if you make an alcoholic a bartender he’ll prob relapse, and if you create an app that let’s a gay dude turn the entire world into a rest stop bathroom then he’ll cruise right past the 12th step and onto the 13th, which if nosediving off a cliff right back into some dude’s asshole.

By feitelberg posted February 6th, 2013 at 11:43 AM

Chick Police Officer In Trouble For Sending Naked Pics To Her Subordinate

DMA female police lieutenant has been demoted after she sent sexually explicit videos and a raunchy photograph in her uniform to a lower-ranking officer, authorities said today. Diana Lopez, who was a public information officer in Tucson, was in a relationship with the male officer at the time. Police said on Monday that Lopez used her personal cell phone to send the videos and photos. Lopez was reduced to the rank of sergeant following an investigation that began last August 2012. She now works in the operations division. It is believed that 13 people might have seen the footage – however no one admitted to it. The racy clips were never uncovered but there is ‘no doubt they exist’, authorities said. Police say Lopez violated several department regulations, code of ethics and professional standards. They say a recommendation was made to reduce her in rank.

Let’s get a few things straight.

1. Everyone sends naked pics. It’s the 21st century. People used to be considered a prude if they didn’t fuck but now if you’re not sending midday clit shots then you’ve already got one foot out the door.

2. Everyone shows naked pics to everyone. Not saying every guy is looking to send the photoshoot to Ex GF Revenge.com but he’s probably going to show his buddies.

3. People only send pics where they think they look hot as hell so who gives a fuck? You know how chicks look at the digital camera after every pic and scan it for 20 minutes? Looking for a single blemish like they’re looking for Waldo in the candy cane factory? Well multiply that by 1000 if their pussy and tits are in the pic. They’re like bears who go into hibernation. Shave before they take the pic and by the time they come out of the bathroom with their favorite shot they have a full bush again. They know the look hot as shit in that picture and deep down, really don’t care if you show it to other people because of that.

So I don’t see the problem with anything that happened. It’s what happens in every relationship in the country. Consenting adults shared naked pics. That’s as common as passing a “Do you like me? Check yes or no” note nowadays. If a sext or two in some sexy policewoman’s outfit is still illegal then we need to take a closer look at the laws.

By feitelberg posted February 6th, 2013 at 12:55 PM

This Bro Is Killing Smut Peddler’s Reputations Everywhere

DENVER (CBS4) A website operated from Colorado Springs that harvests hundreds of nude and explicit pictures and then displays them on the site has Colorado women outraged after their most private photos showed up unexpectedly on the website. “ The website was started about a year ago and is operated by Craig Brittain, a 28-year-old Colorado Springs resident. “I call it entertainment,” said Brittain. “We don’t want anyone shamed or hurt we just want the pictures there for entertainment purposes and business. I would say our business goal is to become big and profitable.” Brittain said he typically makes about $3,000 a month from advertising on the website. A link on his site takes people to another site of a purported “Takedown Lawyer” named David Blade III. For a fee of $250, the purported lawyer would have people’s photos removed. However Dr. Nicholas Weaver, a Ph.D. researcher in Network Security conducted a forensic computer analysis on emails from Craig Brittain and David Blade III. Weaver concluded that emails from David Blade III and from Craig Brittain were “likely sent not just from the same IP address but from the same computer.”

What a bro can’t earn a living now without getting harassed by the man? Guy isn’t trying to shame or hurt anybody. He’s just trying to become big and profitable. This is still America right? Seriously though I’m not going to defend this guy. He is clearly a colossal scumbag. He gives smut peddlers everywhere a bad name. I think this website should be taken down and this clown thrown in jail.

But having said all that, if you don’t respect the name David Blade III for a fictitious “Take Down lawyer’s name well than you’re just lying. That’s as good a fake lawyer name as their is in the business. In fact I guarantee that at some point over the next year when somebody sends me an email complaining about something I will refer them to Takedown Lawyer David Blade III and it will be like triple Stoolie points to whoever can pick up on it.

By elpresidente posted February 6th, 2013 at 9:30 AM

Handicapping Miss Boston 2013

 

So this is becoming an annual tradition here at Barstool.  Handicapping this bizarre little contest called Miss Boston.   I have no idea why Boston.com covers it, but they do.  And regardless of the fact nobody really knows what it is people always ask me to handicap it.   Well who am I to deny what the people want?

 

All pictures and bios from Boston.com

 

 

 

Kelsey Beck (Only Entered for Miss Cambridge…Wait What?)

BIO – Kelsey is Miss Boston 2012 and will be competing only for Miss Cambridge 2013 for another chance to compete in this year’s Miss Massachusetts pageant. Kelsey is currently a junior at Harvard College.

This was last year’s champion. Now I got to admit I’m totally confused by what’s happening here.  The reining Miss Boston is now competing for Miss Cambridge?  That’s like the Celtics deciding they are going to compete in the NCAA tournament.  Totally illegal.  And frankly I don’t even know why we’re talking about her if she’s not even in the real completion anyway.  Where is she going to go next year?  Miss Mattapan?

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Cara Lemire 2-1

BioA resident of Andover, Cara is currently a senior at Brown University working toward her bachelor of arts in literary arts and plans to pursue a graduate degree in psychology. She hopes to aid her academic work through additional work with art and canine therapy and always plans to act and write. Cara is a zealous yogi which had allowed her to continue her gymnast skills will be will perform an acrobatic dance.

Loves dogs?  Check.  Yoga?  Check.  Gymnast? Check.  Hot? Check.  Aerobic dance in spandex as her routine?  Check mate!

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Melanie Lilly 3-1

Bi0Melanie is currently a student at Bentley University working towards her bachelor of science in information design and corporate communication and hopes to obtain a job with a public relations firm in Boston after graduation. Melanie also is a sprinter and horizontal jumper on the track and field team at Bentley. She will perform a lyrical dance during the talent portion of the competition and will use her platform to raise awareness of bullying in schools.

If there is anybody who can stop Cara Lemire’s inevitable romp to the title it’s Melanie.  Having a track and field ass is worthy competition for anybody.    I don’t know what lyrical dance means, but if I were Cara Lemire  it would make me very nervous.

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Biliana Mihaylova 5-1

BioBiliana, a resident of Somerville, is currently working at Ocean Spray Cranberries where she hopes to develop the management skills to own a business. She received a graduate degree from Northeastern University where she graduated in three years with honors. Biliana is also very enthusiastic about all types of dance and will perform a modern hip-hop dance.

Do not sleep on Biliana.  An absolute x factor in my mind.   Northeastern chicks will get dirty on you fast.   And I love the fact that she’s doing a modern hip hop dance for her routine.  I’m pretty sure that means it’s going to be overtly sexual.  She may not win, but she’s gonna be the one people are talking about leave the building.

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Julia Reich 6-1

BioJulia, a resident of Waltham, is currently a student at Lasell College in Boston where she is working on her bachelor of science in exercise science and hopes to practice chiropractic for both humans and animals upon completion of her degree. Julia will perform a Broadway vocal for the talent portion of the competition.

Julia could have been a real threat for the crown if it weren’t for the fact her talent is broadway vocals.   This ain’t American Idol toots.  We want to see you shake that ass.   Poise counts.

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Caroline Schar 8-1

BioCaroline, a resident of Falmouth, is currently a graduate student at the New England Conservatory of Music in Boston where she is working on her master’s in music. She also received her undergraduate degree from the New England Conservatory and hopes to perform with a major symphony orchestra upon completion of her degree. Caroline is a faculty member at the Cape Cod Conservatory where she teaches oboe. She performs regularly with many orchestras in the Greater Boston area. She will perform “Gabriel’s Oboe” from the 1986 film “The Mission,” by the Italian composer Ennio Morricone.

This is shaping up to be the most boring Miss Boston pageant ever.   If I wanted to go see the opera I’d go to the opera.   These musicians and their free gigs.  I mean look at Caroline’s profile picture?  She’s literally dressed like she’s in Antarctica.   Honey skin wins.  SKIN not vocals.

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Courtney Stern 10-1

Bio -A graduate of Coyle and Cassidy High School, Courtney Stern is a student at Emmanuel College in Boston and working towards her bachelor of science in biology. When Courtney was 17, she was diagnosed with her first chronic illness and since then has been diagnosed with many others. As a result, her platform issue at the pageant is “Empowering Teens and Young Adults with Chronic Illnesses.” Courtney is pursuing a career in pediatric medicine.

 

Got to respect Courtney going for the pity vote here and using her yearbook photo.   Really laying it on thick.  I mean I don’t know what chronic illness is but it sounds horrible.  You may want to include her in your exotics just in case she breaks down and goes waterworks on people’s asses.  Never underestimate the pity vote.

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Morgan Berg  12-1

Bio: A nursing major at University of Massachusetts Boston, Morgan hopes to fulfill a lifelong dream of participating in the Miss America pageant.

A repeat contestant from last year.  I’m not a fan of this repeat shit.  I had her at 5-1 last time around, but she took her best shot and lost.  Hard to see why anything would change this year even with the year of experience under her belt.

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Victoria DeKoatz – 13 -1

BioVictoria, a student at The Boston Conservatory, will perform “Der Holle Rache” from the opera “The Magic Flute,” by Mozart.

Hey a gig is a gig is a gig right?   Like let’s not kid ourselves. Victoria has no desire to be Miss Boston.  She just knows she has a captive audience and can rock a little Der Holle Rache in people’s faces.  That’s good enough for her.

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Kira Kopacz 14-1

Bio - A graduate of Chatham High School, Kira is a student at Massachusetts Institute of Technology working toward her bachelor of science in brain and cognitive sciences. Her talent is a classical vocal performance.

 

Kira’s talent is classical vocal performance?  Yeah right.   One word.  Tits.  I respect the hell out of her for it too. She’s just going to come out tits blazing and see how far it can take her. It’s like a speed horse .   Just zoom to the front and hope you can hold on.

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Jacqueline Durazo – 15-1

BioShe hopes to use her doctorate to become a professor. Jacqueline has a personal experience and will address the issue of “sexual assault awareness.”

Uh oh.  KO Barstool trying to take down the beauty pageant system from within.    I love how Jacqueline couldn’t even muster a smile for the photo shoot.  All business.   I wouldn’t want to be a pretty girl caught putting on lipstick backstage.  Shit could get ugly.

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Andrea 16-1

Bi0Andrea is a recent graduate from the University of Central Florida with a bachelor’s degree in event management. Andrea has been classically trained on the trumpet since she was 13 years old and will perform “Moon River” during the talent portion of the competition.

 

I don’t get it?  How can a recent grad of UCF be crowned Miss Boston?   Plus if you are coming in from Florida shouldn’t you be a ringer?   And moon river?   This isn’t an retirement home party?  This is Miss Boston for christ sakes…

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Melody Fowler- 17-1

Bio - Pursuing a graduate degree in public policy at Wellesley College, Melody is working towards her bachelors of arts in economics. She hopes to raise awareness for necessary resources in the classroom for math, science, and technology classes if crowned Miss Boston or Miss Cambridge. Melody will be performing a monologue from “Curse of the Pharaoh’s Kiss.”

What’s up with all these feminist colleges entering Miss Boston?  I thought they hated shit like this?  And she’s doing  a monologue?   Seriously?   Honey you don’t win beauty pageants with monologues.   I can promise you that.  BORINNNGGGG.

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Carrie Sunde 18-1

Bio - A current resident of Charlestown and a student at Syracuse University working toward her bachelor of science in public relations, Carrie was born in China and was adopted at the age of 1½. Carrie will be preforming a contemporary dance piece that portrays the emotions of being free, moving on, and letting go.

If you want to write off the Asian feel free, but I won’t.  Not with their asses and my infatuation I have with them.

 

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Natasha Kumar 38-1

BioNatasha is a student at the University of Massachusetts Lowell working towards her bachelor of science in biochemistry and hopes to one day become a medical researcher. Natasha has a true passion for dance, and has been dancing since she was 6 years old. She will also perform a Bollywood classical dance during the pageant.

I’m assuming Natasha is in the Miss Cambridge part of the competition.

By elpresidente posted February 6th, 2013 at 1:36 PM

This is By Far The Best Dead Fish Dubstep Dance You’ll See All Day

 

Fire in the hole!   Fire in the hole!   If Disco Sean is reading this he’s earned free Blackout tickets for life.   You bring yourself and I’ll bring the Home Depot boxes. Dead fish dance FTW!

By elpresidente posted February 6th, 2013 at 2:23 PM

Leonardo Dicaprio Went Swimming With A Tshirt On And It’s Turned My World Upside Down

 

Well I’m beyond confused right now. I absolutely can’t wrap my mind around the fact Leonardo Dicaprio swims with his shirt on. I can’t fathom it. I can’t understand it. I’m at a total and complete loss. I know for a fact that only squids swim with their shirts on. Like it will get dark tonight. Squids swim with their shirts on. Both are statements of fact. But Leonardo Dicaprio is not a squid. He’s the opposite of a squid. He dines with Scorsese. He fucks the hottest bitches in the world. But yet he swims with his shirt on? It makes no sense. I’m spotting dimes eating onions over here. I don’t know what to think anymore. If I was Al Qaeda and wanted to turn me into a terrorist now would be the time to start playing mental games with me because I think I’d break in 30 seconds.

PS – I just saw that KFC blogged this already? Now I’m even more baffled.  I blogged this last night.   I was going to publish it this afternoon.  There was no chance anybody else on the planet was going to blog this besides me.   Did KFC and Dicaprio stage this to make me look like a fool?  Has KFC bugged my apartment?   Something stinks to high heavens here and I won’t rest till I figure out what it is.

Double PS – Hey Jonah Hill I see you.  I just don’t give a fuck.

By elpresidente posted February 6th, 2013 at 10:00 AM

It’s Official: Cat Replaces The Iron In Monopoly

 

PAWTUCKET, R.I. Scottie dog has a new nemesis in Monopoly after fans voted in an online contest to add a cat token to the property trading game, replacing the iron, toy maker Hasbro Inc. announced Wednesday. The vote on Facebook closed just before midnight on Tuesday, marking the first time that fans have had a say on which of the eight tokens to add and which one to toss. The pieces identify the players and have changed quite a lot since Parker Brothers bought the game from its original designer in 1935.

Dark day for monopoly. Dark day for America. Seriously this is nothing short of a national tragedy. Because let me make one thing clear. The only thing that matches my love of dogs is my hatred of cats. I mean look at that fucker. All smug and shit. Thinks his shit don’t stink. Thinks he’s better than me. Probably wants to play monopoly by himself too. Like no human partner. Building hotels before he’s built houses on his property and shit. Just cheating and swindling his way through the game. Seriously what type of maniac would pick the cat? What message does that send? Hi I’m the cat and I’m here to be miserable and ruin everybody’s fun? Awesome dude. The only good news is I don’t think anybody has bought a new monopoly board since 1982 so the cat will rarely see the light of day.

PS – Fuck you KFC.

By elpresidente posted February 6th, 2013 at 10:35 AM

Reader Email – Check Out This Kid Chilling In His Cubicle With His Shirt Off Post – Workout

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Does not wearing a shirt at your cubicle after working out get this office hardo layed?

Gotta admit, I love this move. Kid is just putting out the vibe, that’s all. Got everything it takes to be a meathead in one pic.

 

Sweaty shirt in the foreground. Gallon of water within arm’s reach. A tube of Quaker oatmeal for when you need some clean carb energy. Dude is a man and he’s not afraid to admit it. Sometimes after you get a good swole on you need to pop that shirt off and let the ladies down the hall get a whiff of those pheromones. Let them know that there’s a slab of beef that’s pumping testosterone through the air ducts. No shame in that game.

But I guess if I were to change one thing I’d wait until I was more than a week into my new regiment and I’d already lost my gut and tits.

 

By feitelberg posted February 6th, 2013 at 2:59 PM

Breaking News: Springfield Foam Has Been Rescheduled To Thursday April 4th

 

Motherfucking mother nature! So what I would have said never was going to happen in a million years 5 hours ago has happened. We have rescheduled Springfield Foam to Thursday April 4th due to this so called blizzard that is bearing down on New England. I’m sure everybody is going to say this is the Pussification of Barstool blah, blah, blah. Hey it probably is. But here are the facts. The Springfield Falcons who had a game Friday Night at Mass Mutual postponed it for the first time ever. The buses that were scheduled to take people from Umass and Westfield State refused to drive and cancelled on us. So we had hundreds of stranded kids with no way to get there.  More importantly we were going to have 3,000 kids getting out of this show in the middle of a blizzard having to figure out a way to get home.  The First Lady said fuck it.  Let them fend for themselves.  If they die they die.  I need a new handbag.  But to me it wasn’t worth the risk. It would be one thing if this was on campus and everybody could walk, but that wasn’t the case. I wanted to wait to reschedule till Friday morning to make sure the forecast was correct, but we figured we better let people know sooner rather than later so they could alter plans. If you rented a bus call and reschedule. They should honor that change.

IMPORTANT INFO

All tickets bought for Friday will be honored on the new date of Thursday April 4th. If you can’t make it on that date or for any reason you can get a refund through ticketmaster or the place you bought them. Ticketmaster will email everybody with the info.

But remember this:

 

By elpresidente posted February 6th, 2013 at 4:48 PM

Does This Look Like the Face of America’s Most Disliked Football Player?

ForbesLance Armstrong had two decades of professional racing and seven Tour de France championships to his credit before he became America’s most disliked athlete. That happened, of course, when he acknowledged that he cheated through much of the ride. For Manti Te’o, it took little more than a day, following the revelation of a fake girlfriend, to join Armstrong at the top of the list…Each appeals to just 15% of the public… The others: Lakers forward Metta World Peace, Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, and Bears’ quarterback Jay Cutler, all of whom have flirted with the list in the past but avoided it in 2012. Michael Vick, No. 1 on this list in the past, can thank the new blood and the passage of another year from his canine troubles — he moves down to No.7.

See the complete Top 10 here.  Warning: Slide show

This isn’t real, right?  I’m stuck in the Matrix or something, obviously.  Because there’s no way Manti Te’0 can be the most hated athlete in America.  Just no way in Hell.  He’s tied with Lance Armstrong, a man who not only based his whole useless career on a series of lies, but more importantly crushed anyone who dared speak the truth.  And then didn’t “come clean” until he got caught red handed.  Manti Te’o is tied with him?  For what?  For the crime of being Catfished by a clever and devious hoaxer?  Have we all forgotten what a hero Te’o is?  This is still the same Manti who went out and played days after his grandmother and girlfriend died and inspired his team to victory.  Sure the girlfriend turned out to be a weirdly obsessed gay guy. But that doesn’t make Te’o any less of a hero in my book.  He thought she was real, which should be good enough for any of us.  Like George Constanza said, it’s not a lie if you believe it’s true.  So Te’o is the victim of an elaborate ruse, a crime where no one was harmed but him, and still America turns on him like he’s OJ.  It makes absolutely zero sense.  And are you shitting me that he’s the most disliked football player in the country?  In an NFL filled with dog killers, rapists, habitual criminal offenders, serial baby daddies, wife beaters, phony religious zealots involved in double homicides and Peyton Manning, this poor, innocent, naive, trusting kid is hated more than any of them?  This can’t possibly be true.  If I could I’d take the red pill right now because this reality makes no sense.  @JerryThornton1

By Jerry Thornton posted February 6th, 2013 at 3:37 PM

Reader Email – MILF Tits Are The One Good Thing We Got Out Of The Ravens Super Bowl

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Prez,
My buddy took this pic at the Ravens Parade yesterday. May be the tastiest looking biddies on a MILF I’ve ever seen, just need to put a bag over her head. Real or fake?

Boobs have to be fake. Way too nice for a MILF. But that’s fine. I’ll fuck you and your perfect MILF body. Just know it’s going to be a hate fuck so vicious Ray Lewis will call it a “pretty low key Super Bowl party.”

PS – Your boots? Gross.


 

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