Twitter Has Suspended @barstoolsports Because Of Our Emmy Award Winning Coverage of “The Fappening” #freebarstool
First things first. I didn’t even know you could get suspended from Twitter. Like that dude War Machine who beat the fuck out of Christie Mac was basically throwing twitter parties for 2 weeks after the fact and he didn’t get suspended. Pretty sure Terrorist #2′s account was active for weeks after he blew up the Marathon. Yet somehow our @barstoolsports account got suspended. Now truth be told I don’t run that account. It’s just kind of a place where we repost all our stories. So to be honest I”m not sure what the hell happened. All I know is Twitter acts like we don’t exist refusing to give us blue check mark and then boom they suspend the fuck out of us. Why because we had emmy award winning coverage of “The Fappening”? Because we were the first blog to be all over it? Because we stayed up till 2am waiting to see Spooky Ghost’s next move? It’s bullshit. We didn’t post any of the pictures on our site. We just gave people the info and links to Reddit. Meanwhile fake righteous sites like Barstool Junior came hours late to the party and posted the NSFW stolen images on their front page trying to jack pageviews. Perez Hilton posted the NSFW work shit on his front page. They didn’t get suspended. CNN, Boston.com, Buzzfeed, TMZ all did the same exact shit as us expect way later and not nearly as entertaining. None of them got suspended. So how is that fair? It’s a god damn Pirate’s Life is what it is. When in doubt blame Barstool. Guess what? I wouldn’t want it any other way. Somebody do me a favor and cue the music!
PS – I’m not gonna toot my own but I’m gonna toot my own horn. This is sneaky my favorite quote I’ve ever had published when KO protested us.
What a night. WHAT A NIGHT. Spooky Ghost where are you?
DM - Nude photographs of Jennifer Lawrence – as well as photographs that purportedly show multiple A-list celebrities – have leaked online. The hacker is claiming to be in possession of 60 photographs of Jennifer Lawrence, the news site noted. Reps for Lawrence confirmed to MailOnline the photos of her are real. ‘This is a flagrant violation of privacy. The authorities have been contacted and will prosecute anyone who posts the stolen photos of Jennifer Lawrence,’ the emailed statement read. A spokesman for Ariana Grande told MailOnline photos that claim to show her are fake. A list of the alleged victims has also appeared online, the news site noted. There are 101 names in total.
Some of those women include Aubrey Plaza, Candice Swanepoel, Cara Delevingne, Cat Deeley, Hillary Duff, Kaley Cuoco, Kate Upton, Kelly Brook, Kim Kardashian, Lea Michele, Michelle Keegan, Selena Gomez, Rihanna and Vanessa Hudgens.
Actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead, who was also listed as a victim, wrote on Twitter ‘To those of you looking at photos I took with my husband years ago in the privacy of our home, hope you feel great about yourselves.’Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice denied the nude photos that claim to show her are real. She tweeted, ‘These so called nudes of me are FAKE people. Let me nip this in the bud right now. *pun intended.*’ Seth Rogen criticized the hacker on Twitter, writing ‘Posting pics hacked from a cell phone is really no different than selling stolen merchandise.’
First things first. #Hackgate is a fluid situation. I don’t condone it. The guy who did it is a scumbag and should be in jail. But we can’t pretend it doesn’t exist. As I’m writing this blog a new set of photos just got leaked with Kate Upton and we even got some Justin Verlander ass right in the eye. (Sidenote, weirdest double naked selfie I’ve ever seen) Before I’m done writing this I’m sure they’ll be more grenades. All I know for sure is the world will never be the same after today. My brain is literally exploding right now. Nobody is safe. Everything is in play. It’s a total code red for Holllywood. Wait a minute did they say there were Candice Swanepoel leaked pictures? WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE? Did I already see them and not know they were her? Not that I condone hacking but seriously give me the Swanepoel pics already. Seriously is it too much to ask to start putting names on all the pictures so the cops (ahem) know who the victims were. It also makes it easier to put the photos into evidence. I’m just trying to help with the investigation that’s all.
PS – All these chicks need to get their stories straight. You can’t have Jennifer Lawrence confirming that all the photos are real and then Arianna Grande and Victoria Justice saying they are fake. Hey ladies they’re either all real or they’re all fake. Hackers don’t hack shit and then post fakies. It ruins all their credibility. It’s hacking 101 really. So if you don’t want to admit they are you just stay silent instead of lying to our face. This obviously begs the question does that mean I’ve seen Bar Refaeli’s asshole? I don’t even know what to think about that? MIND BLOWN.
Double PS – Of course Seth Rogan had to chime in about this controversy. Hey bro nobody cares what you think. Why do you keep throwing your 2 cents in about everything? Doesn’t matter whether it’s Hackgate, Bieber or Ferguson. Nobody cares bro. Obviously hacking is wrong. But you know what the difference between selling stolen merchandise and posting and looking at these photos are? The person who sells stolen merch makes money and does it all the time. The people posting these photos and looking at em are just looking to jerk off. Like yeah I know it’s wrong, but give me a break. You can’t just say there are 70 Jennifer Lawrence nudes and Bar Refaeli’s asshole floating around and expect dudes not to look. That’s just life.
Triple PS – Is it possible Jennifer Lawrence is the hacker? I wouldn’t put it past her. I mean she looks awesome in all these photos and the fact she owned up to it makes her seem cool as shit. And we all know nobody likes being perceived as the cool kid more than Jennifer Lawrence. This is like falling down the steps at an awards ceremony times infinity.
Quadruple PS – EVERYBODY SEXTS. Doesn’t matter how prude you seem. How big a star you are. Everybody has some dick they are trying to get hard.
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Bitchface, Jennifer Lawrence And A Ton Of Celebs Hacked Photos Just Hitting The Web On A Casual Labor Day Weekend #HACKGATE
UPDATE – Click for all the photos. Buckle Up. It’s A Wild Ride. I refuse to believe that’s Bar Refaeli spreading her asshole by the way. Nice Jewish girl like that? No way.
So right now the internet is collectively freaking out because there are hacked pictures of Bitchface, Jennifer Lawrence and a million other celebrities hitting the web. They are all over Reddit and 4chan. This is always a tough subject here at Barstool. How do you deal with hacked photos? Like obviously our readers want to see Bitchface being all naughty with her thong hanging out. Being all nice and innocent as Big Cat would put it. But I don’t want to win this way. I want to win fair and square. I want her to Instagram her ass herself. Just such a catch 22. So I’m just gonna do it this way. I’m just gonna link to them below. Not sure if that makes it any better, but whatever lets you sleep at night right?
#HACKEDGATE - Buckle Up. It’s A Wild Ride. I refuse to believe that’s Bar Refaeli spreading her asshole by the way. Nice Jewish girl like that? No way.
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