Kid has one of the brightest futures I’ve ever seen. The sky is the limit with this dude. 1 bite you know the rules…..
In the Spirit of the Holidays North Korea Offers To Launch Joint Investigation To Who Hacked Sony….Simultaneously Threats Grave Consequences If US Turns Down Their Help
Washtimes – On Saturday, an unidentified North Korean Foreign Ministry spokesman in Pyongyang proposed the joint investigation with the U.S., saying the North knows how to prove it’s not responsible for the hacking. He also said Washington was slandering Pyongyang by spreading unfounded rumors.‘‘The U.S. should bear in mind that it will face serious consequences in case it rejects our proposal for joint investigation and presses for what it called countermeasures while finding fault with’’ North Korea, the spokesman said in a statement carried by Pyongyang’s official Korean Central News Agency, or KCNA.‘‘We have a way to prove that we have nothing to do with the case without resorting to torture, as the CIA does,’’ he said, adding that the U.S. lacks any specific evidence tying North Korea to the hacking.
God damn it I can’t help but respect the shit out of North Korea. This is such a power play move by them I can’t even stand it. “Like hey we didn’t hack Sony. And to prove it let’s launch a mutual investigation to find out who really did it. And oh by the way if you reject our help we will murder you. So let’s just work together and have some fun…whayda say?” Keep doing you North Korea. Hey Seth Rogan eat a dick buddy.
We’re so close to making this a reality…
Also, this was not the best 5 second stretch of Soderberg’s career. He’s down… he’s up!… oops, down again…
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Barstool, this is my buddy Johnny or “JG” as we call him. JG is known for wearing his favourite brands like American Eagle and Aeropostale with his signature gel hair. JG just graduated from firefighter school and I’m afraid the guy might wear one of his favourite shirts to his interview, please pimp his look.