I Wish I Had 1/1000th Of The Confidence This Fat Girl Stripping On A Mechanical Bull Has

      Love this big girl. Love her. Yeah, she’s gross and makes me want to throw up and all that, but she just doesn’t fucking care. I respect the hell out of that. I get dressed every day and try to find clothes that hide my tits and fat gut. I worry about [...]

 

 

 

Love this big girl. Love her. Yeah, she’s gross and makes me want to throw up and all that, but she just doesn’t fucking care. I respect the hell out of that. I get dressed every day and try to find clothes that hide my tits and fat gut. I worry about what other people think when I walk in a room, stress about if I’m smiling not enough or too much in every picture. My whole life is consumed by trying to appeal to other people. Not this girl. She does whatever she wants and you can like it or love it. In the mood to get naked and flash her fat tits and gunt at you while on a mechanical bull? That’s exactly what she’s going to do.

 

PS – Love the chaos in the bar.  The roar was a mix between a crazy ending of a college football game, an earthquake and a madman on the loose.

 

You think it’s gross? Oh well.

 

 

h/t Colin

By feitelberg posted November 21st, 2014 at 3:14 PM

Buffalo Bills Provide A Phone Number For Fans To Call To Get A Refund For This Weekend’s Cancelled Game… Whoops, It’s A Domestic Abuse Hotline

  (PFT) — For those who had purchased tickets to only the Jets game, refunds will be provided.  According to the Buffalo News, however, the Bills have given the wrong phone number to call in order to obtain a refund. “Information on the Bills Website instructs ticket holders to call 1-877-228-4357,” writes Tiffany Lankes of [...]

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(PFT)For those who had purchased tickets to only the Jets game, refunds will be provided.  According to the Buffalo News, however, the Bills have given the wrong phone number to call in order to obtain a refund. “Information on the Bills Website instructs ticket holders to call 1-877-228-4357,” writes Tiffany Lankes of the Buffalo News.  “But that’s actually the phone number for a domestic violence crisis center in Ohio, which has been receiving a barrage of calls from Bills fans.” The Bills’ website, as of this posting, is still displaying the wrong number.  The correct number to call is 1-877-228-4257.  The Bills’ ticket office will reopen on Monday.

 

 

 

Is there a more perfect twist of fate than a gaggle of beleaguered Bills and Jets fans calling a domestic violence hotline to ask for assistance? A whole bunch of sad sacks, buried under feet of snow, reaching out and begging for someone to help them. What’s one of those anti domestic violence mottos? Love shouldn’t hurt, or something? Well for the fans of the Jets and Bills, it does. It hurts badly. Every year they think “OK so he was bad to me this one time, it won’t happen again. He’ll get better, He’ll be better.” But “he” never is. “He” stays that abusive asshole who you can’t help but love because you don’t know how to live without him. It’s unfortunate and sad, and I feel for these people. And I’ll tell you another thing, the Bills giving out a domestic abuse hotline number is the very definition of a Freudian slip.

By feitelberg posted November 21st, 2014 at 2:45 PM

These Rich Chinese Kids And Their Fancy Car Meetups Are the Worst

    Can we have real talk for a minute.   How am I supposed to land me an Asian chick if we got these teenage Chinese bros straight off the boat throwing around this type of cash?  I mean who is gonna be impressed by all my internet dollars when they are rolling around [...]

 

 

Can we have real talk for a minute.   How am I supposed to land me an Asian chick if we got these teenage Chinese bros straight off the boat throwing around this type of cash?  I mean who is gonna be impressed by all my internet dollars when they are rolling around in Ferrari’s and Bentley s and shit? Seriously fuck these guys.   There is just nothing worse than rich kids flaunting Daddy’s socialist money like this.  Granted if I was a rich Chinese National I’d probably do the same thing, but fuck them.  Bottomline is that I’m not a rich Chinese National so I hate their guts.   At least have the common courtesy to pretend like you somehow earned the money yourself.

 

PS – I totally drag raced that kid who graduated from BU in his Bentley vs. my Astrovan a couple years go.   Probably dusted him on pure American bravado too.

By elpresidente posted November 21st, 2014 at 2:12 PM

Am I The Only One Who Thinks That It’s A Disgrace That The Bills Jets Game Got Moved To Detroit?

    Yes I know there is a shit ton of snow in Buffalo. Guess what? I don’t give a shit. It’s Buffalo. That’s what Buffalo is there for. To get snowed on. I don’t care if fans can’t get to the game. I don’t care if it can’t be televised. I don’t care if [...]

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Yes I know there is a shit ton of snow in Buffalo. Guess what? I don’t give a shit. It’s Buffalo. That’s what Buffalo is there for. To get snowed on. I don’t care if fans can’t get to the game. I don’t care if it can’t be televised. I don’t care if the concessions aren’t open or there is no electricity. I don’t care if the players can’t move. It’s not like the game matters anyway. It’s the Jets and the Bills for god sakes. They were born for this game. Snow football is as American as Apple Pie. This game needs to be played at Ralph Wilson stadium. I’m sure Buffalo fans will figure it out. They are hearty people. They’ll build snow igloos to tailgate in and shit. Just seems like moving a football game out of Buffalo because of snow is the most Unpatriotic thing in the history of this country.

By elpresidente posted November 21st, 2014 at 1:30 PM

Dennis Rodman and Ric Flair Are In A Video Game Commercial Together Because of Course They Are

I bet you didn’t wake up this morning thinking you’d see a video starring Dennis Rodman and the Nature Boy in the same video today promoting an exercise video game did you? That’s the beauty of the Internet. It makes for strange bedfellows. Now “exercise” isn’t really my thing per se, but I am about [...]


I bet you didn’t wake up this morning thinking you’d see a video starring Dennis Rodman and the Nature Boy in the same video today promoting an exercise video game did you? That’s the beauty of the Internet. It makes for strange bedfellows. Now “exercise” isn’t really my thing per se, but I am about competition. I’m that motherfucker that lives to compete. Don’t care if it’s Rock Paper Scissors, penmanship or video games. You tell me there is a winner and a loser in something and I’ll bleed for you. It’s in my DNA. So maybe this game is just what I need to actually get in shape. I don’t do the gym and jogging and all that hardo bullshit. But make a video game out of it and I’ll get in shape despite myself. Why? Because I live to win. You don’t compile a 934-4 lifetime NHL 98 record in college because you like losing that’s for damn sure.

By sponsored posted November 21st, 2014 at 1:00 PM

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By elpresidente posted November 21st, 2014 at 12:30 PM

Yet Another Chick Comes Forward Saying Bill Cosby Sexually Assaulted Her

    DM – Another woman has come forward this week to accuse Bill Cosby of sexually assaulting her in a luxury Las Vegas hotel suite after trying to ply her with alcohol. Angela Leslie, a former model and actress, claimed that the TV star forced her to masturbate him after pouring her a strong [...]

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DM – Another woman has come forward this week to accuse Bill Cosby of sexually assaulting her in a luxury Las Vegas hotel suite after trying to ply her with alcohol. Angela Leslie, a former model and actress, claimed that the TV star forced her to masturbate him after pouring her a strong drink. Leslie, now 52, was reportedly invited to meet Cosby at his hotel in 1992 after sending him a letter and photograph. She was hoping to get career advice from the star after initially meeting the comedian two years previously on the set of The Cosby Show. Leslie told the Daily News that she checked into her hotel room at the Flamingo and Bill Cosby invited her to his suite, with the meeting quickly turning into an audition. Leslie, of Warren, Michigan, said that Cosby poured her a drink and told her to act like she was drunk – but she couldn’t drink the strong concoction. She went to the bathroom and when she came back, Cosby was in bed and naked. She claimed that Cosby then began to rub against her, poured lotion on her hand and put his hand on top of hers and began to massage his penis. She told the News: ‘He masturbated with my hand. I wasn’t pulling back. I was in shock.’

Listen I think we can all agree on the fact that Bill Cosby has raped a chick or two at one point in his life. Just too many accusations to think otherwise. Generally where there is smoke there is always fire. It’s actually gross and astounding he was able to keep it a secret for this long. I mean there are like 20 chicks now coming forward and saying he raped them. BUT having said that chicks like Angela Leslie can cut the shit. Cosby didn’t rape you. You’re giving a bad name to the chicks who actually did get raped. You got casting couched. HUGE difference. You flew to Vegas to get “career advice’ from a guy you barely knew. You think if you were ugly he would have set up that meeting? Cosby tried to use his power and influence to get a quick hand job. That’s life. She had to know the score. I mean she said it herself that she was sober during all of this. She went to the bathroom and when she came out he was naked. She didn’t leave the room. Instead she let him put lotion on her hand. She let him put her hand on his dick. She gave him a hand job. She openly says she didn’t try to stop him. That ain’t rape honey. That’s “hey no name actress if you play with my cock maybe I’ll give you a role in the future”. That’s Hollywood. Again I’m not saying Cosby is Mother Theresa because he’s clearly not, but let’s not confuse sleeping your way to the top with legit rape.

 

PS – Is Angela Leslie really on facebook?   And does she really have pictures of herself from 25 years ago on there?  That should be enough to dismiss this case right?  Welcome to crazytown.

By elpresidente posted November 21st, 2014 at 11:50 AM
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