Larry Bird Just Redefined The Ice Bucket Challenge Game Forever

    Imagine the wonderful arrogance of a man who is about to take the ice bucket challenge in a whirlpool, can take his socks off or leave them on, has time for both and says let’s roll the dice and gets it! That’s Larry Bird. Baddest white man who ever lived. I mean that [...]

 

 

Imagine the wonderful arrogance of a man who is about to take the ice bucket challenge in a whirlpool, can take his socks off or leave them on, has time for both and says let’s roll the dice and gets it!

That’s Larry Bird. Baddest white man who ever lived. I mean that “socks on” Ice Bucket Challenge was so good the Hawks were slapping each other five.

By elpresidente posted August 20th, 2014 at 11:56 AM

Another Night, Another Yasiel Puig Gif That My Brain Can’t Comprehend

      I don’t know if I’m an idiot or if Yasiel Puig is a mindbening freak, it’s probably a mixture of both. But he’s like a walking freak ready to be gif’d. Everything he does is stupefying. That clip honestly looks fake. Casual helmet throw that ricochets back to him at a million [...]

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I don’t know if I’m an idiot or if Yasiel Puig is a mindbening freak, it’s probably a mixture of both. But he’s like a walking freak ready to be gif’d. Everything he does is stupefying. That clip honestly looks fake. Casual helmet throw that ricochets back to him at a million miles an hour and he just casually picks it out of the air. Whatever, I guess I can live with quick reflexes. I’ll be impressed when Puig snaps his bat on a check swing. That’s when I’ll really call him a specimen.

 

 

Whoops, nvm

By feitelberg posted August 20th, 2014 at 11:18 AM

Flamboyantly Gay Guy Falls Out of A Kayak

    Nothing beats a flamboyant gayball meltdown.  Like if this is a straight dude he just stands up and flips the kayak back over and that’s the end of it. Not a flamboyant Gayball though.  He gays the shit out of it and turns it into youtube gold. That’s the gayball difference. Almost makes [...]

 

 

Nothing beats a flamboyant gayball meltdown.  Like if this is a straight dude he just stands up and flips the kayak back over and that’s the end of it. Not a flamboyant Gayball though.  He gays the shit out of it and turns it into youtube gold. That’s the gayball difference. Almost makes me wish I was flamboyantly gay so I could churn out this type of gold.  Knock Jenna Marbles off her precious pedestal in a heartbeat.

By elpresidente posted August 20th, 2014 at 10:39 AM

Jerry Salutes Dennis Drinkwater As He Makes His Patented 88 And Out the Gate Exit Last Night

    Good to see Drinkwater still has the catlike reflexes. Just turning into a cloud of smoke before the ump even rang up Napoli. The only thing that could have made this vine better would have been if Jerry was dressed as a comic con superhero sitting in those seats.

 

 

Good to see Drinkwater still has the catlike reflexes. Just turning into a cloud of smoke before the ump even rang up Napoli. The only thing that could have made this vine better would have been if Jerry was dressed as a comic con superhero sitting in those seats.

By elpresidente posted August 20th, 2014 at 10:03 AM

Islamic Terrorist Group Beheads American Journalist From New Hampshire And Puts It On Youtube

  CBS – The Islamic extremist group that has overrun parts of Syria and Iraq released a video Tuesday that apparently shows the beheading of American journalist James Foley. The militant group also threatened to kill another U.S. journalist if the U.S. does not halt its airstrikes in Iraq.The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, [...]

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CBSThe Islamic extremist group that has overrun parts of Syria and Iraq released a video Tuesday that apparently shows the beheading of American journalist James Foley. The militant group also threatened to kill another U.S. journalist if the U.S. does not halt its airstrikes in Iraq.The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, known as ISIS, released a video titled “A Message to America” that appeared on several social media websites. YouTube removed it shortly after it was posted.The video shows a militant using a knife to decapitate a man the group identifies as James Foley. Foley, a 40-year-old freelance journalist who had been based in Boston, disappeared in northwest Syria on Thanksgiving Day, Nov. 22 2012.At the end of the video, a second hostage is seen. He is identified in the video as freelance photojournalist Steven Joel Sotloff. An ISIS extremist says Sotloff will be the next to die if the United States does not stop its attacks on ISIS positions in northern Iraq. Foley’s family in Rochester, New Hampshire, said they had not received confirmation of the journalist’s death. Foley was on assignment for Agence France-Press and the Boston-based media company GlobalPost when he disappeared in Syria in 2012.Foley had been take captive once before. In 2011, he was taken prisoner by forces loyal to Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi and held for more than 40 days before being released.

First of all RIP James Foley. Nobody will ever question your balls. Guy got taken hostage in Libya in 2011 and then just goes right back to the Middle East to do his job. Brass motherfucking balls.

Anyway this is obviously a disgusting story. I blogged it for 2 reasons. First because James Foley was a local guy and second I want every motherfucker who defends terrorist rights to read this shit. All those who have a problem with torturing terrorists. All the false flag conspiracy theorists. This is for all the assholes who think terrorists deserve basic human rights. Newsflash this is who we are dealing with. Barbarians. So spare me the song and dance about how guys like Terrorist #2 deserve a fair trial and shit. No they don’t. They deserve to get their heads cut off in a public square. Yeah I know that some people say stooping to their level makes us as bad as them. Guess what? I don’t care. You kill on of ours I’ll kill 10 of yours. That’s how I want to deal with these cocksuckers. You’re gonna cut off an American citizens head and put it on youtube? I’m gonna bomb you into outer space.  You want to threaten us by murdering US citizens?  We’ll bring more death to your doorstep period.

By elpresidente posted August 20th, 2014 at 9:30 AM

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By feitelberg posted August 20th, 2014 at 9:00 AM

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By elpresidente posted August 19th, 2014 at 9:02 PM

Get A Load Out Of Jerry Sitting With Drinkwater Tonight

    So Feits just called me and just says;   “What the fuck is Jerry doing sitting with Drinkwater?”   Fucked if I know.   Fucking Jerry.   Pageviews cuckholded yet again.    

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So Feits just called me and just says;   “What the fuck is Jerry doing sitting with Drinkwater?”

 

Fucked if I know.   Fucking Jerry.   Pageviews cuckholded yet again.

 

 

By elpresidente posted August 19th, 2014 at 7:22 PM
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