This is gonna be my new thing. Everytime the Royals win we’re playing the George Brett “shit my pants” story remix. Done and done.
Not sure how this night is going to turn out but the one thing I do know is that whether the Royals win or lose, this guy is getting legendary level drunk tonight. Might be drowning sorrows, might be in celebration, but one way or another this man will be the drunkest person on earth. Need to be there. Just to find out what that chest tat says, I need to be there.
UPDATE: We’re getting happy hammered! Best baseball game I’ve seen since game 2 of the 2013 ALCS… now what’s your tattoo say?
Glad we are able to really bring the people’s attention to things that matter. Too much of the news is about pointless stuff like ISIS , Hong Kong’s democracy, Ebola, etc. (those are the three things I could name off the top of my head). Enough of that nonsense. Let’s get down to the nitty gritty news, the shit people are scared to cover… is a hot dog a sandwich or not?
By the way guys, the people have spoken and the polls say a hot dog is most definitely not a sandwich…
PS – What’s your stance on chaser buns? Yay or Nay?
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Introducing Jacqueline from BC. Back to back top notch smokes from Chestnut Hill to start the week. Wow. Take a bow Boston College, take a bow.
Lets keep the BC smoke train rolling…send to firstname.lastname@example.org
The first month of school is in the books and here is a recap of a few of the best and worst moments from September…
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— ZooMass (@ZooMass) September 3, 2014
— Barstool Bucknell (@BarstoolBucknel) September 29, 2014
Natural reaction to losing to Colorado State pic.twitter.com/6fFyE0f9tG
— CU-Barstool (@CUBarstool) August 31, 2014
Making moves on game day pic.twitter.com/qK4uMbthmh
— Barstool Alabama (@BarstoolAlabama) August 31, 2014
— Barstool UMaine (@BarstoolMaine) September 8, 2014
Tough break for the cop https://t.co/xNUwBS3jzz
— Barstool UMaine (@BarstoolMaine) September 9, 2014
At least this asshole will be able to tell his bros that he literally woke up in a washing machine pic.twitter.com/Lm8na8tjBA
— Barstool ASU (@BarstoolASU) September 28, 2014
Tailgate >>>>> pic.twitter.com/V61feeiiF7
— Barstool OSU (@BarstoolOSU) September 29, 2014
Nothing wrong with a little character building. pic.twitter.com/BiQio8zsye
— Barstool Illinois St (@BarstoolILLSt) September 24, 2014
— Barstool SDSU (@BarstoolSDSU) September 22, 2014
— Barstool Iowa State (@BarstoolIowaSt) September 15, 2014
— Barstool Rutgers (@BarstoolRU) September 14, 2014
— Barstool UIowa (@BarstoolUIowa) September 13, 2014
Hump Day indeed pic.twitter.com/dZ11Xgs3RC
— Barstool NC State (@BarstoolNCState) September 3, 2014
— SUNY Barstool (@SUNYBarstool) September 8, 2014
— Barstool Oklahoma (@OUBarstool) August 31, 2014
Just your average Saturday afternoon at THE University of Dayton pic.twitter.com/r58Z9TxtWZ
— Barstool Dayton (@BarstoolDayton) August 31, 2014
— Barstool UD (@BarstoolUDel) September 1, 2014
darty makeouts pic.twitter.com/Tb1GIg7Y34
— IU-Barstool (@IUBarstool) September 1, 2014
Too turnt at the club last night pic.twitter.com/5H3Jg6y7m8
— Barstool UMiami (@BarstoolUMiami) August 30, 2014
Love this school pic.twitter.com/FNrEyQ9nXi
— CU-Barstool (@CUBarstool) September 22, 2014
— BarstoolFSU (@FSU_Barstool) September 20, 2014
— Barstool Ohio U (@BarstoolOhioU) September 13, 2014
— Barstool Notre Dame (@BarstoolND) September 8, 2014
Huffpo – Father-son projects are a great way to bond with your children, teach them life lessons, and, apparently, make millions of dollars. At least, that’s the case with EvanTubeHD, the adorably fun YouTube channel that an 8-year-old boy named Evan started with his dad three years ago. In his videos, Evan demonstrates and reviews the latest toys and video games for kids. His father Jared, who runs a photography and video production company, helps bring the reviews to life. With almost 750 million views, Evan is a certified YouTube star. And according to Business Insider, Evan earns $1.3 million a year from his toy review videos. Yes, that’s 1.3 MILLION dollars.
Hey kid…I hate you. It’s not your fault. You don’t know that you’re making 1.3 million a year reviewing toys on youtube. You don’t know how much money that is. You don’t know that you remind me of Jenna Marbles. You don’t know that if you’re making 1.3 million a year that means she’s making 100 million. It’s not your fault that you don’t know how many Ball Don’t Lie shirts I need to sell to make that many internet dollars. None of that is your fault. Yet here you are with your smug little legoes making more money than 99.9% of America playing with toys. I mean god damn I can’t even understand what the fuck you’re saying. And spare me the sob story about losing your tooth. Since when does that make you have a giant lisp? How are you making 1.3 million dollars? “You’re untrained classically! Untrained contemporarily! You’re flat! You suck! I don’t know what online voodoo or algorithm magic you’re using to get 58 million views on this crap, but it’s infuriating to me.