Ah Riot Cops and Umass…They go together like a wink and a smile. Glad to see the more things change the more they stay the same. Happy Blarney Blowout Day indeed!
PS – I hope Hank ends up in jail and becomes somebody’s bitch. That would be hilarious.
It’s not officially March until the Minnesota State Hockey Tournament All Hair team is announced. In my humble opinion these videos are still some of the most finely produced youtubes in the history of the internet. This is the 4th year we’ve featured it on the Stool. When we started covering it we were the only blog that knew about it Once we introduced it to the world though these videos became an internet sensation. He’s come a long way and I’d like to think we played our small part in making the Minnesota All Hockey Hair Team one of the most prestigious honors of the year. And to his credit he hasn’t let stardom get to his head. This video is just as strong if not stronger than the previous four. Tons of laugh out loud funny lines. I see you Harry Stiles….
PS – Do you think if I threw on a pair of skates and pretended I was getting announced and then sent this guy the youtube he’d commentate on my salad? I think I got to give it a shot right?
That goal would be amazing if it was made dicking around in a post-practice shootout. In game? Absolutely bananas. Never seen anything like that. The goalie had absolutely no idea what to do. It was like when you pretend to throw a tennis ball and your dog just looks around all confused. Head spins then he looks back at you like, “Awww you got me dude. You got me so good.” Unreal.
Have a great weekend everybody!
TMZ – Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back at it again — eyewitnesses tell TMZ, the on-off-on-off-again couple has been canoodling all morning in Texas … hitting up a Starbucks together and a local breakfast joint. Selena Instagrammed the Starbucks photo about 15 minutes ago — and sources inside the Starbucks tell us Selena was there with Bieber in the last hour. Bieber and Selena were also spotted leaving a place called Royal Perfume. Sources inside the store tell us, Bieber bought 2 colognes (Obsession by CK and Pour Homme by Givenchy).
Uh oh. Looks like Selena is hooked on that dick juice again! All it took was a little comment that she looked good on Instagram, having the media talking about his dick, a little Obsession by CK, ripping some pushups in the clink and suddenly he’s balls deep yet again. Selena is so strung out on the Biebs she can’t even function right. You don’t quit Bieber. Bieber quits you. She’s totally heading back to Bieber rehab after he turns her out this weekend. Don’t hate the player hate the game.
I’ve never seen The Wire. I started watching it last week and had sent out a few tweets about it at night. The first night I said something along the lines of “Don’t see the high praise. Fine show but not among the greats.” By and large, people agreed with me. Some said it didn’t stand the test of time, others said it’s always been overrated and a lot said to wait until season 3 even though season 2 is apparently awful. And I stand by not loving it, when I’m watching The Wire it’s not must-see TV. I don’t turn out the lights and throw my phone to the other side of the room to avoid distractions. It’s a good show, I have no problem watching it, but I certainly don’t treat it like Breaking Bad, True Detective, The Sopranos, etc.
However, the next night I tweeted that the intro sucked, and while a majority people agreed that the show itself was overrated, people went BANANAS when I said the intro wasn’t good. Like it’s fine if you don’t like the show, but how dare I not like the intro filled with flip phones, pagers and dial-up modem tones. How DARE I! People were furious. It was the most “unfollowed” replies I’ve ever gotten from a tweet. If my address was public people would have stormed my apartment like Gaston and the mob going to kill The Beast. It was crazy. Look, that intro sucks. It’s WAY too long (it’s fucking 15 seconds longer than HOMELAND and that’s the longest/worst intro ever), the shots aren’t cool, the song isn’t very good, and I always expect to hear “You’ve got mail!” at some point in it. There’s nothing redeeming about it. It sucks. Sorry, the truth hurts.