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By elpresidente posted July 29th, 2014 at 12:38 PM

You Know Clay Buchholtz Has Officially Hit Rock Bottom When Bubbles Car Wash Is Saying He Is Even Softer Than Their Bubbles

      OUCH.    You know what the craziest part about Buchholtz is?  I still can’t get my brain to totally accept that he is horrible.  Like I watch him pitch.  I know he stinks, but a part of me keeps expecting him to be dominant every time he takes the mound.  Then I [...]

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OUCH.    You know what the craziest part about Buchholtz is?  I still can’t get my brain to totally accept that he is horrible.  Like I watch him pitch.  I know he stinks, but a part of me keeps expecting him to be dominant every time he takes the mound.  Then I promptly watch him give up a million runs and I’m like wow he really does stink and then the cycle starts all over again.   So weird.

 

 

- Thank to Vinny for the picture.  Yeah we logo’d it just so NESN, Boston.com, John Henry blah, blah, blah couldn’t rip it without credit

 

 

PS – In case you missed last night’s game this is a pretty accurate recap…

 

By elpresidente posted July 29th, 2014 at 11:55 AM

Chick Has A REAL Hard Time Figuring Out How Long It Takes To Drive 80 Miles If You’re Going 80 Miles An Hour

Math is hard.

 

 

 

 

First of all, love the stall tactics. Chicks always do that when you’re in a fight/discussion and they know they’re painted into a corner. Just start doing shit to make you get off topic. Be it throw a can of soda, throw the clicker, or just start crying. They try and cause a scene to get you off your game because they know they’re fucked. And as for the question itself? Whatever dude, math is hard. I’m not going to poke fun at her for that. I became a blogger so I wouldn’t have to deal with those kind of questions so who am I to poke fun? How long does it take to go 80 miles at 80 miles an hour? Ask fucking Google Maps, not me.

 

PS – How about the mom calling her a braindead bastard at the end? Ruthless.

By feitelberg posted July 29th, 2014 at 11:19 AM

Tyler Gaffney is Another Step in Belichick’s Plan to Corner the Market on Super Handsome Players With Smokeshow Girlfriends

So last night while El Pres was beating me to the punch on Belichick outsmarting the world by claiming Tyler Gaffney off of waivers, I was by no means going to take it lying down.  While he was writing that blog, I was researching Gaffney’s measurables (220lbs with a sub-4.5 40 and a remarkable 6.78 [...]







So last night while El Pres was beating me to the punch on Belichick outsmarting the world by claiming Tyler Gaffney off of waivers, I was by no means going to take it lying down.  While he was writing that blog, I was researching Gaffney’s measurables (220lbs with a sub-4.5 40 and a remarkable 6.78 3-cone time, which is like heroin to the Hooded One).  Researching his Stanford career.  Finding out that he was a good enough athlete to sign on with the Pittsburgh Pirates then pay back half his signing bonus because he missed football too much.  In short, I was finding out that he’s a Patriots kind of guy, through and through.

But i didn’t stop there.  I would’ve been derelict in my duty if I didn’t also make contact with my newest close, personal Internet friend, Gaffney’s girlfriend, Kristen Louelle.  Who’s not only astonishingly beautiful, she’s a hardcore Stoolie like him.  New England?  Meet Kristen.  Kristen?  New England.  The guy Belichick wants is smart, tough, fearless, versatile, coachable.  Guys Belichick can relate to and work with.  And he’s proving that he wants guys who are winners, on and off the field.  How can any player relate to a swordsman like Belichick unless he’s one himself?  That’s why he’s built this team around super attractive lady killers like Brady, Gronk, Edelman, Amendola and Garoppolo.  Being on this team means being a champion in the bedroom as well as on the field.  And it’s obvious Gaffney’s got the former all locked up so can the latter be too far behind.  So welcome to town, Tyler and Kristen. You’re going to fit right in here.  This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.  @JerryThornton1

By Jerry Thornton posted July 29th, 2014 at 10:45 AM

Breaking News: KFC Has Never Seen Back To School

  So yesterday on the rundown we were talking about that chick who fell off the high dive and slammed into like 3 different diving boards on her way down. I compared it to the Triple Lindy and could tell right away that KFC had no idea what I was talking about. I was as [...]

 

So yesterday on the rundown we were talking about that chick who fell off the high dive and slammed into like 3 different diving boards on her way down. I compared it to the Triple Lindy and could tell right away that KFC had no idea what I was talking about. I was as stunned and disappointed in him as I’ve ever been in anybody in my life. How can you never have seen Back to School? I was getting ready to rip him a new asshole and say how he can’t ever be trusted with anything again when I started to wonder whether this is just a generational gap. Does this just show how old I am? Is it possible I’ve turned into my dad talking about black and white movies that were great in his day? Please tell me that isn’t the case. I need to hear that KFC is just an inbred hick with no class or decorum or appreciation off great movies. I need to hear that Back to School is a timeless classic regardless of age, creed or gender.

Vote 1 for KFC is a bum and it doesn’t matter how old you are if you’ve never seen Back To School You’re A Bum and vote 10 for KFC is a Bum

 

 

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By elpresidente posted July 29th, 2014 at 10:05 AM

Guy Gets Speared At Brownie’s Beer Die

    In all my years of Brownies Beer Die I’ve never seen a cheap shot like this.   Not sure how this guy (Shawn) got up.   I’d still be on the ground counting sheep.   Feels like some sort of suspension has to be coming down from the league office.  Can’t just have [...]

 

 

In all my years of Brownies Beer Die I’ve never seen a cheap shot like this.   Not sure how this guy (Shawn) got up.   I’d still be on the ground counting sheep.   Feels like some sort of suspension has to be coming down from the league office.  Can’t just have guys getting speared for no reason.   Like yeah you got to keep your head on a swivel at all times but that’s because the dice takes weird bounces not because you expect to get Chuck Cecil’d.

By elpresidente posted July 29th, 2014 at 9:30 AM

Wake Up With Nadine Velazquez

   

 

 

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By feitelberg posted July 29th, 2014 at 9:00 AM

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By elpresidente posted July 28th, 2014 at 9:45 PM
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