Jacks of all trades: The 28-year-old was also a Link Crew adviser, a Compact Careers Club adviser and an assistant soccer coach at the school

Bad teacher: Laura Elizabeth Whitehurst, 28, was arrested for allegedly having sex with her 16-year-old high student after police say she gave birth to a baby he had fatheredteacher

CaliforniaCitrus Valley High School teacher Laura Whitehurst was arrested Monday night for having unlawful sexual intercourse with an underage student, according to police. She gave birth on June 18 to a child police believe to be fathered by the victim, who was 16-years-old at the time of the assault, officials said. “The investigation indicated that the child is the child of the victim and (Whitehurst),” said Carl Baker, city spokesman. Whitehurst, now 28, began her relationship with the child last summer during a school activity…. Their relationship lasted for nearly a year until the victim’s mother reported it to school officials, who relayed the information to RPD Monday, police said… Her father, Dale Whitehurst, has been a permanent fixture with the school district for many years from teacher to administrator.

I honestly can’t think of a better way to kick off the 4th of July holiday than a story like this.   I mean, what’s more American than to celebrate our nation’s birth than with a good old fashioned teacher-impregnated-by-a-student story?  This is Laura Whitehurst reminding America that not all Sex Scandal Teachers are created equal.  That some are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights.  That among these are a baby’s Life, Liberty from birth control, and the Pursuit of Sexual Happiness.  Perhaps it’s fate that tomorrow is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution; but from common sense. We are fighting for our right to bang our teachers. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! We are going to impregnate the women who are hired to teach us English! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!!!

The Grades:
Simply put, and without argument: Grade: A
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: 
There’s an old axiom about the difference between involvement and commitment that says: In a breakfast of eggs and bacon, the chicken is interested.  The pig is committed.  In the SST game, the teacher who has protected sex is interested.  The one who has a student’s baby is committed.  Grade: A
Nothing, but nothing makes a parent prouder than their own child following in their footsteps, and then doing even better than them.  Congratulations, Dale Whitehurst.  Your daughter made a name for herself in the profession.  This must be very special for you.  Grade: A
We’ve got exactly half a year to go, but Laura is a mortal lock for the end of the year all star team.
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