HOUSTONA Memorial Middle School teacher [is] accused of sexually assaulting a 15-year-old student… Kathryn Camille Murray, 28… an eighth-grade language arts teacher, assaulted the boy at his home on February 11, 2012, while his parents were away. The victim’s 12-year-old brother told investigators that after his parents left that night, his brother asked if it was OK for Ms. Murray to come over. The 12-year-old said around 11:50 p.m., he pushed open the door to his brother’s room and saw a tan bra and a used condom on the floor. The boy said he saw his brother in bed under the covers, and noticed the outline of a second person in there with him. He said his brother told the other person to say hi to him, and when she responded with “Hola,” he recognized the voice as that of Ms. Murray from Memorial Middle School. Around 12:30 a.m., the 12-year-old said Murray left his house, saying “Adios” to him on the way out.. another teacher… said the victim told her on February 9 that he was in love with Ms. Murray, and that they had kissed in her classroom.

This makes back-to-back stories of Spanish teachers putting the “romance” into the romance of love, the Sex Scandal Teacher way.  Just the other day we had Gabriela Cortez hooking up with two different kids, and now Senorita Murray.  Maybe I’m a little too romantic myself, but I like to think of these women as exactly the kind of spirited, outside-the-box educators they make movies about.  Where they come up with these wacky, eccentric teaching methods and the administration is always riding them and telling them their crazy and the parents are up in arms and threatening their jobs until everyone realizes they were reaching the kids all along and changing their lives forever. This is her version of Robin Williams making them stand on the desk and say Carpe Diem.  By banging that little kids older brother, and saying “hola” and “adios,” do you think this kid wants to learn Spanish more or less now?  Exactly.  I bet he he’ll never forget how to say “used condom” (“usado condon”).

The Grades:
I’m going to try ignore the obvious comparison to Sam from Glee and just focus on the blonde hair and apparently tight body.  But Sam’s freakishly huge mouth keeps killing my buzz.  So the best I can do is a Grade: B.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: I’ve done hundreds of these things and if we ever had a sexual encounter confirmed by the kid’s 12 year old brother, I can’t remember it.  And since this is Texas, I’m sure the little brother’s banged more than his share of teachers so he knows what he’s talking about.  Grade: A+.
Intangibles: That said, Jesus, kid… I know you’re a little brother and it’s hard not to get your older brother in trouble when you can.  I’m the youngest of 4 and believe me I did my share of snitching.  But my brothers were just picking on me or not putting the milk away.  They weren’t boning hot blonde teachers.  If they were I would’ve kept that to myself the way you should.  Blood looks after blood.  Nice going, there, Dewey.  Grade: A.
Overall: B+. Definitely a keeper.
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