Florida - Kissimmee police said they have arrested a former Osceola High School teacher, for allegedly having sex with her student in school. Kacy Christine Wilson, 28, faces charges of unlawful sexual activity with certain minors and transmission of pornography by electronic device… “She was having sex with one of her students when she was working,” said Stacie Miller of the Kissimmee Police Dept. Investigators said a 16-year-old boy was excused from class, because Wilson called his teacher and said he had left something in her classroom. When he arrived, police said, she gently pushed him against the wall and touched him. She then led him to a closet, took off his clothes and had sex with him, according to a police report. “She definitely took advantage of this child,” said [an investigator]. According to the report, the victim was ashamed of his actions and had been a virgin. He stated, “It’s bad, that when I grow up and think about my first time, I have to think about Ms. Wilson.” …the victim disclosed to school officials that he had a relationship with Wilson, after Wilson started texting him, even sending him topless pictures of herself to his cellphone.

I have to admit, I agree with the Kissimmee police on this one.  Kacy Christine Wilson really did take advantage of the poor kid.  I don’t care who you are, your first time should be special.  Not getting seduced by your fairly hot teacher in a school closet so you can brag to your friends about it who’ll repeat it all over the school and pass the story down until you, that closet and Mrs. Wilson become the stuff of legend to future generations of Osceola High kids.  I mean, who wants a first time like that?  And with topless pictures to confirm the kill?  No one.  Not me, I’ll tell you that.  My first time really was perfect.  I can remember everything about it.  She was 17.  We were on a date.  It was in my car.  I can even remember the movie we saw that night: “Toy Story 3.”  Like I said, special.  Not like this kid.  My heart goes out to him.

The Grades:
There’s something retro about Kacy that just speaks to me.  Not like she’s Carrie Shafer good looking.  Just that she has the look of a teacher on a TV Land ’50s sitcom.  From back in the day when teachers had to take their topless pictures to the drug store to get them developed and it would take WEEKS to get them in their teenage students’ hands.  Grade: B.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: The best Sex Scandal coach in the world couldn’t motivate a teacher to this kind of greatness.  It has to come from within.  She’s got to want it.  Want it bad enough to text nudie pics then shove the kid into a closet and bang him on school grounds and the taxpayers’ dime.  That kind of drive and heart can only be rewarded with a Grade A+.
Intangibles: Kissimmee.  The name says it all.  Grade: A.
Overall: A. Florida gets back on top of the Sex Scandal Teacher game. Well done.

(Thanks to my pals over at @BOSSTown Radio.)

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