If You Thought Throwing A Complete Game Shutout Was The Most Impressive Thing Madison Bumgarner Did Tonight Then You’re Wrong

    4 beers, at once, down the hatch.     PS – You think you’ll ever have a drink as satisfying as one like that? No chance. Like you know when you come home from work and grab a beer to relax and think “Yeah, I earned this today”? There’s no way you did [...]

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4 beers, at once, down the hatch.

 

 

PS – You think you’ll ever have a drink as satisfying as one like that? No chance. Like you know when you come home from work and grab a beer to relax and think “Yeah, I earned this today”? There’s no way you did anything like a complete game, shutout, 10 K performance in a win or go home game at the opposing team’s park. And you never will. When you think about it, none of us have ever earned a beer in our entire lives.

 

h/t @seangentille

By feitelberg posted October 2nd, 2014 at 12:04 AM

Barstool Sports Instagram of the Day – #BarstoolBuns

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By elpresidente posted October 1st, 2014 at 9:00 PM

It’s Good To Be Brandon Finnegan

  Four months ago he was pitching in the College World Series for TCU.  Last night he may have been the most valuable pitcher for the Royals.   Oh and he dates this girl…..Not a bad life for a 21 year old I suppose.  

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Four months ago he was pitching in the College World Series for TCU.  Last night he may have been the most valuable pitcher for the Royals.   Oh and he dates this girl…..Not a bad life for a 21 year old I suppose.

 

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By elpresidente posted October 1st, 2014 at 7:07 PM

Barstool Rundown October 1

  Podcast Check Out Football Podcasts at Blog Talk Radio with Barstool Pick Em on BlogTalkRadio Today’s Topics: After A Career of Saying Nothing Derek Jeter Suddenly Decides It’s Time For Athletes To Be More Candid Belichick Delivers Another Legendary Press Conference And Has One Message For Everybody: We’re On To Cincinnati Aaron Rodgers Says [...]

 

Podcast

Check Out Football Podcasts at Blog Talk Radio with Barstool Pick Em on BlogTalkRadio

Today’s Topics:

After A Career of Saying Nothing Derek Jeter Suddenly Decides It’s Time For Athletes To Be More Candid

Belichick Delivers Another Legendary Press Conference And Has One Message For Everybody: We’re On To Cincinnati

Aaron Rodgers Says He Does The Smoking Hand Signal During Games As A Tribute To Jay Cutler

This GIF Pretty Much Sums Up The Hong Kong Riots 

Michigan Students Rally Against AD Dave Brandon

Absolute Murder On the Dance Floor At Orioles Pep Rally

I Need To Get To Kansas City And Party And/Or Cry With This Dude Right This Second

Couple Has Threesomes With $30,000 Sex Dolls

 

By handsomehank posted October 1st, 2014 at 6:57 PM

Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day – Ashton from Providence College

  Introducing Ashton form Providence College. Total hotness from head to toe. Not much else to say. Do you know any smokes? send them to tips@barstoolsports.com  

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Introducing Ashton form Providence College. Total hotness from head to toe. Not much else to say.

Do you know any smokes? send them to tips@barstoolsports.com

 

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By elpresidente posted October 1st, 2014 at 6:15 PM

Savage Clap Game

    I feel like I’m the gate keeper of all savage claps.  So I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t at least acknowledge this guy from last night.  Fierce rally golf clap.  Fierce.   Still the king though..  

 

 

I feel like I’m the gate keeper of all savage claps.  So I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t at least acknowledge this guy from last night.  Fierce rally golf clap.  Fierce.

 

Still the king though..

 

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By elpresidente posted October 1st, 2014 at 5:30 PM

Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher(s)

No. 1: No. 2:     Louisiana – Two teachers at the same Louisiana high school have been charged in the sex abuse of the same male student, according to police. Shelley Dufresne, 32, and Rachel Respess, 24, both teach at Destrehan High School in St. Charles Parish. They are each charged with one count [...]

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Louisiana – Two teachers at the same Louisiana high school have been charged in the sex abuse of the same male student, according to police. Shelley Dufresne, 32, and Rachel Respess, 24, both teach at Destrehan High School in St. Charles Parish. They are each charged with one count of carnal knowledge of a juvenile, according to the St. Charles Herald Guide. WDSU quoted an unnamed source who implied that the victim was involved in a threesome with the teachers. Multiple sources say the student, then 16 and now 17, met the two teachers at the Kenner home where some of their sexual encounters were videotaped… Dufresne, [a] mother of three is under house arrest… after educators learned that a male student had been “bragging to other students that he was having a sexual relationship with teachers,”

Overall I’d have to say this is a pretty bleak time to be alive.  Hideous atrocities are being committed all around the world.  There’s civil unrest all around this country.  There’s the threat of terror around every corner.  One lone nutjob with an ax to grind can mess with the lives of millions of airline travelers.  Friggin Ebola is back.  It’s like we’re living in a Tom Clancy novel.  Even the things we have to distract us like sports are filled with horrible, negative stories.  Just real life working its way into our little Land of Make Believe and spoiling all the fun.  Even my beloved Patriots are making noise like the death spasms are about to start.  So it’s now more than ever, that we need hope.  Someone to believe in.  Someone to pull us out of our despair and entropy and give us something to feel good about.  In short, I need a hero.  A hero til the end of the night.  And so this particular Teacher Sex Scandal could NOT have come at a better time.  In fact, this story gives us three heroes: Shelley Dufresne, Rachel Respess and of course that anonymous 17 year old who’s identity might never be revealed to us, but who has nevertheless inspired a nation and given us something feel good about again.  He might not be the SST “victim” America deserves.  But he’s the SST “victim” we need right now.  So thank you, ladies.  And thank you, Teacher Sex Knight.

The Grades:
Looks: 
I must admit I’m having some problems with Rachel Ruspass, since I found three pictures of her and they all look completely different.  Those top two (her on the right) are legit.  And while the full body shot makes her look a little Louisiana trailer park-y, that body on her is no joke.  Assuming they’re all her she still qualifies for a high grade.  And Shelley Dufresne is one of the easiest grades I’ve done all year.  Oh, wait.  The kid banged them both.  Forget everything else and just add them together for a Grade: A
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment:
Threesome.  With TWO hot female teachers.  On videotape. No more needs be said.  Grade: A
Intangibles:
Shelley is going to jail, and her name is Dufresne.  That alone is worth an A.  But just for extra credit I’ll add “Forgive us our Respasses, as we forgive those who have Respass against them.”  Grade: A
Overall:
A.  Simply put: A first ballot Hall of Fame SST.
Have information about a hot female teacher having sex with her students? Preferably with pictures? Help make the world safe for Teacher Sex Scandals by Tweeting me @jerrythornton1.

By Jerry Thornton posted October 1st, 2014 at 4:57 PM

First Shave Experiences Presented By Norelco

We’ve all done it. Whether the first time around or later in life, shaving the face always leaves chance for bloodshed. Philips Norelco made this video of first time shaving stories.    It really makes you wonder who came up with the idea to use a blade on your face in the first place


We’ve all done it. Whether the first time around or later in life, shaving the face always leaves chance for bloodshed. Philips Norelco made this video of first time shaving stories.    It really makes you wonder who came up with the idea to use a blade on your face in the first place

By elpresidente posted October 1st, 2014 at 4:25 PM
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