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    Providence, RI

    January 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
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    Hartford, CT

    February 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
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    February 22nd, 2014 9:00 PM
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    East Stroudsburg, PA

    March 1st, 2014 9:00 PM
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    Iowa City, IA

    March 8th, 2014 6:00 PM
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    Boulder, CO

    March 15th, 2014 9:00 PM
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    Charlotte, NC

    April 4th, 2014 10:00 PM
  • House Of Blues
    Myrtle Beach, SC

    April 5th, 2014 9:00 PM

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By milmore posted April 19th, 2014 at 12:54 PM

The Presale For The 2 Must Having Bathing Suits Of The Summer Ends This Weekend

   Click to Order   Just a reminder that the presale for these bad boys ends this weekend.   These are custom made and we will only have 1 order all summer so if you don’t pre order yours then we won’t have em in stock.  That’s just how it goes.   These will be [...]

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Just a reminder that the presale for these bad boys ends this weekend.   These are custom made and we will only have 1 order all summer so if you don’t pre order yours then we won’t have em in stock.  That’s just how it goes.   These will be in your hands mid June and ready to rock and roll for the 4th of July.    I probably should be charging 75 bucks for these but since I love our readers they are only 55.   That’s my gift to you.

PS – If you’re a girl and don’t buy these for your boyfriend you have nobody to blame but yourself when he cheats on you.

 

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And for people asking on sizes this is what a 36 waist looked like on me last year.   Ladies keep it together…

 

 

 

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By elpresidente posted April 19th, 2014 at 11:14 AM

Ever Wonder What Taking A 90 MPH Fastball To The Face Looks Like?

    I’m sure you did, so to answer your question it looks like you took one of those Mac Photobooth effect pictures and stretched your face out way, way too far.   PS – Mike Matheny laughs at this picture. Rub some dirt on it, sissy. Quit asking for attention.    

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I’m sure you did, so to answer your question it looks like you took one of those Mac Photobooth effect pictures and stretched your face out way, way too far.

 

PS – Mike Matheny laughs at this picture. Rub some dirt on it, sissy. Quit asking for attention.

 

 

By feitelberg posted April 19th, 2014 at 11:01 AM

We Got Datsyuk’d

Don't think anyone expected this to be easy.


 

Don’t think anyone expected this to be easy. Detroit is as good as an 8 seed as there can be. Horrible, horrible prize for winning the President’s Cup. This game was basically 3 overtime periods. Two teams exchanging blows and not giving an inch, every scoring chance you were yelling “Martha get the defibrillator!!” (one of Jack’s better/crazier lines tonight) because you knew that would be the game. Unfortunately, they had the Magic Man and he was the difference tonight. Bs didn’t get the break on the Looch tip and he went into his act. Back at ‘em Sunday to even it up.

 

Dekeyser might want to wear an extra cup for that one…

 

@dafoomie

By feitelberg posted April 18th, 2014 at 10:08 PM

Jack Deserves A Pulitzer For His Pre-Game Soliloquy

Do you win Pulitzer's for pre-game speeches?

 

 

Do you win Pulitzer’s for pre-game speeches? I don’t fucking know. Give him the Nobel Peace Prize for all I care, just give him something.

By feitelberg posted April 18th, 2014 at 8:01 PM

If This Bruins Playoff Video Doesn’t Give You Chills You Must Be Dead

    LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By elpresidente posted April 18th, 2014 at 7:35 PM

This Segment About Barstool and Marc Fucarile Made Me Cry A Little Bit

    Not gonna lie.  Cried a little bit during that.   To be honest I had no idea this piece was going to be that much about us.  I just thought it was about Marc and how he was doing and we’d be a little segment on why we picked him blah, blah, blah. [...]

 

 

Not gonna lie.  Cried a little bit during that.   To be honest I had no idea this piece was going to be that much about us.  I just thought it was about Marc and how he was doing and we’d be a little segment on why we picked him blah, blah, blah.  No idea it was going to combine us with him and the blue collar spirit of Boston.  Either way I thought it came out great and kind of illustrated why we picked him in the first place.  Anyway as I’ve said a million times thank you to all the Stoolies who helped.  Without you guys and all the support we’ve gotten over the years we never would have been in the position to raise money.  It’s almost embarrassing to even be thanked for it.   Marc is a Stoolie.  He is everything this site is about.   We protect our own.  That’s kind of the deal here.  I wish we could have done more.

 

PS – I got to work on my blink game for my next TV appearance.  I thought my nose was on point, but my eyes were being uncooperative.

 

By elpresidente posted April 18th, 2014 at 6:53 PM

Barstool Week In Review

    Just another week of total and utter domination.

 

 

Just another week of total and utter domination.

By handsomehank posted April 18th, 2014 at 6:00 PM
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