Barstool Rundown February 26

Podcast Topics: Police Report Of Dez Bryant’s “Wal-Mart Incident” Released  Adrian Peterson Wins His Appeal And Has His Suspension Overturned  #PrayForMadonna Kardashian Family Signs $100 Million Deal With E! Rate This Letter That Somebody Left On A Space Saver In Cambridge Rate Rusney Castillo’s Hair (Hint: It’s A Million) Rate His Ear (Hint:It’s A Negative [...]


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Police Report Of Dez Bryant’s “Wal-Mart Incident” Released 

Adrian Peterson Wins His Appeal And Has His Suspension Overturned 

#PrayForMadonna

Kardashian Family Signs $100 Million Deal With E!

Rate This Letter That Somebody Left On A Space Saver In Cambridge

Rate Rusney Castillo’s Hair (Hint: It’s A Million) Rate His Ear (Hint:It’s A Negative Infinity)

Curt Schilling Is Super Butt Hurt About Dudes Hitting On His Daughter At Salve Regina

Bad News Everyone, Pimp My Ride Was Fake 

Rodney From Survivor Is A Once In A Lifetime Type Masshole

By handsomehank posted February 26th, 2015 at 8:05 PM

Order Your St. Paddy’s Day And Spring Break Gear Now To Make Sure You Get It In Time

    Are These Socks The Most Sure Fire Way To Make Slush Panties On Spring Break?  Probably.         We’re almost sold out of all our St. Paddy’s day stuff so we need to place a new order.    That’s why you got to order it now to make sure you get [...]

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Are These Socks The Most Sure Fire Way To Make Slush Panties On Spring Break?  Probably.

 

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We’re almost sold out of all our St. Paddy’s day stuff so we need to place a new order.    That’s why you got to order it now to make sure you get it in time.   And we got our summer stuff back for Spring Break.   If you’re too cheap to buy this just remember your money is my money.

 

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By elpresidente posted February 26th, 2015 at 6:12 PM

Senator From Oklahoma Gives The World’s Greatest Mic Drop In Regards To Global Warming

      It’s cold out, so global warming is nonsense. Want proof? HERE, CATCH! Freezing, isn’t it? Fucking moron. Plus if God thought the environment was in real danger he’d just snap his fingers and fix it. Quit your worrying.      

 

 

 

It’s cold out, so global warming is nonsense. Want proof? HERE, CATCH! Freezing, isn’t it? Fucking moron. Plus if God thought the environment was in real danger he’d just snap his fingers and fix it. Quit your worrying.

 

 

 

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By feitelberg posted February 26th, 2015 at 5:42 PM

Barstool Local Smokeshow Of The Day – Dayna from Sacred Heart

  Introducing Dayna from Sacred Heart. Scintillating. That was the first word that popped in my head when I saw Dayna. That completes another banner week of smokes. Lets load up for next week. Send them over to tips@barstoolsports.com  

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Introducing Dayna from Sacred Heart. Scintillating. That was the first word that popped in my head when I saw Dayna.

That completes another banner week of smokes. Lets load up for next week. Send them over to tips@barstoolsports.com

 

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By elpresidente posted February 26th, 2015 at 5:30 PM

DraftKings Is Giving Eveyone The Chance To Enter A $10,000 NBA Tournament For A Mere Quarter

      You know quarters? Those shiny things that people at the register hand you, then you forget about them until you need one for a drinking game? Well tonight you can put it to use. 25 cents to enter tonight’s DraftKings with a chance to win $10,000 in prizes. Start a nice little [...]

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You know quarters? Those shiny things that people at the register hand you, then you forget about them until you need one for a drinking game? Well tonight you can put it to use. 25 cents to enter tonight’s DraftKings with a chance to win $10,000 in prizes. Start a nice little nest egg to get ready for the Micro Million Series we’ve got coming, in which there are $2.4 mil in prizes across 6 different sports in 75 events. Does that sound like something you might be interested in?

 

 

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By feitelberg posted February 26th, 2015 at 5:00 PM

Liverpool Fans Going Bonkers Because Dunkin Donuts Ran A Markerting Campaign Where They Altered The Club Crest… Welcome To John Henry’s World

    (Source) — What were you thinking, Dunkin’ Donuts? Dunkin’ Donuts, an official sponsor of Liverpool, issued an apology Thursday after upsetting the club’s supporters by altering their crest to include milkshakes instead of the Hillsborough eternal flames. The flames were added to the badge in 1993 as a tribute to the 96 people [...]

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(Source)What were you thinking, Dunkin’ Donuts? Dunkin’ Donuts, an official sponsor of Liverpool, issued an apology Thursday after upsetting the club’s supporters by altering their crest to include milkshakes instead of the Hillsborough eternal flames. The flames were added to the badge in 1993 as a tribute to the 96 people killed in the 1989 Hillsborough disaster. The alteration also included replacing the Shankly Gates with doughnuts and a coffee, as well as the slogan “You’ll Never Walk Alone” being substituted with “America Runs on Dunkin.’”

 

 

 

Listen, Scousers. I’m just as pissed as the rest of you. You’re not walking alone in outrage here, I assure you. But this is classic John Henry. He’ll sell your team’s soul for a buck. If there’s the slightest bit of marketability then JH will find it an exploit it. You’ve got a sacred flame in your crest that pays homage to the deaths of 96 people? Well guess what, that’s a perfect place for an extra large iced. Sorry bout it. “You’ll never walk alone” atop the crest also in recognition of those same people who lost their lives in the Hillsborough disaster? Too bad, “America runs on Dunkin” fits perfectly there, fuck England. It’s a shame but you’ve just gotta kinda accept it for what it is: John Henry doesn’t give a fuck about your team’s history or community, he cares about making a buck. If you learn that, it’s not so bad. He’ll spend money and he’ll win championships, you’ve just got to whore yourself out and let him sell all the bricks he wants. You feel a little dirty, but you forget about it during the parades. I promise.

By feitelberg posted February 26th, 2015 at 4:30 PM

Curt Schilling Is Playing Mind Games With Me And I Love It

  Curt you diabolical son of a bitch.   One second you’re blocking me, the next you’re saying you respect me.  I’m spotting dimes eating onions over here.    I don’t know what the hell is going on.   Bottomline is everybody knows the fastest way to win me over is for you to say [...]

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Curt you diabolical son of a bitch.   One second you’re blocking me, the next you’re saying you respect me.  I’m spotting dimes eating onions over here.    I don’t know what the hell is going on.   Bottomline is everybody knows the fastest way to win me over is for you to say you like me.   If you like me I like you. Serioiusly I’ll roll over like a god damn dog and ask for my belly to be rubbed and rant and rave about how Evolution is a farce and the state of RI is a joke.  But if you hate me I hate you.  Right now I’m caught in the middle with Curt.  I’m blocked yet he thinks I’m funny and respects me.   My brain is melting.

By elpresidente posted February 26th, 2015 at 3:45 PM

I’m Never Kissing A Girl On the Lips Ever Again

    I’m only kissing noses from here on out.    Only fools kiss chicks on the mouth.  Too many germs and gross shit from sucking dick in a chick’s  mouth.   Noses are clean and regal.    Brady did it again!

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I’m only kissing noses from here on out.    Only fools kiss chicks on the mouth.  Too many germs and gross shit from sucking dick in a chick’s  mouth.   Noses are clean and regal.    Brady did it again!

By elpresidente posted February 26th, 2015 at 3:13 PM
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