Tour Dates

  • District N9NE
    Philadelphia, PA

    April 25th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Irving Plaza
    New York City, NY

    April 26th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Toad's Place
    New Haven, CT

    January 30th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Lupo's
    Providence, RI

    January 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Webster Theater
    Hartford, CT

    February 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Palladium
    Worcester, MA

    February 22nd, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Sherman Theater
    East Stroudsburg, PA

    March 1st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Union Bar
    Iowa City, IA

    March 8th, 2014 6:00 PM
  • The Boulder Theater
    Boulder, CO

    March 15th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Fillmore
    Charlotte, NC

    April 4th, 2014 10:00 PM
  • House Of Blues
    Myrtle Beach, SC

    April 5th, 2014 9:00 PM

We Got Datsyuk’d

Don't think anyone expected this to be easy.


 

Don’t think anyone expected this to be easy. Detroit is as good as an 8 seed as there can be. Horrible, horrible prize for winning the President’s Cup. This game was basically 3 overtime periods. Two teams exchanging blows and not giving an inch, every scoring chance you were yelling “Martha get the defibrillator!!” (one of Jack’s better/crazier lines tonight) because you knew that would be the game. Unfortunately, they had the Magic Man and he was the difference tonight. Bs didn’t get the break on the Looch tip and he went into his act. Back at ‘em Sunday to even it up.

 

Dekeyser might want to wear an extra cup for that one…

 

@dafoomie

By feitelberg posted April 18th, 2014 at 10:08 PM

Jack Deserves A Pulitzer For His Pre-Game Soliloquy

Do you win Pulitzer's for pre-game speeches?

 

 

Do you win Pulitzer’s for pre-game speeches? I don’t fucking know. Give him the Nobel Peace Prize for all I care, just give him something.

By feitelberg posted April 18th, 2014 at 8:01 PM

If This Bruins Playoff Video Doesn’t Give You Chills You Must Be Dead

    LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By elpresidente posted April 18th, 2014 at 7:35 PM

This Segment About Barstool and Marc Fucarile Made Me Cry A Little Bit

    Not gonna lie.  Cried a little bit during that.   To be honest I had no idea this piece was going to be that much about us.  I just thought it was about Marc and how he was doing and we’d be a little segment on why we picked him blah, blah, blah. [...]

 

 

Not gonna lie.  Cried a little bit during that.   To be honest I had no idea this piece was going to be that much about us.  I just thought it was about Marc and how he was doing and we’d be a little segment on why we picked him blah, blah, blah.  No idea it was going to combine us with him and the blue collar spirit of Boston.  Either way I thought it came out great and kind of illustrated why we picked him in the first place.  Anyway as I’ve said a million times thank you to all the Stoolies who helped.  Without you guys and all the support we’ve gotten over the years we never would have been in the position to raise money.  It’s almost embarrassing to even be thanked for it.   Marc is a Stoolie.  He is everything this site is about.   We protect our own.  That’s kind of the deal here.  I wish we could have done more.

 

PS – I got to work on my blink game for my next TV appearance.  I thought my nose was on point, but my eyes were being uncooperative.

 

By elpresidente posted April 18th, 2014 at 6:53 PM

Barstool Week In Review

    Just another week of total and utter domination.

 

 

Just another week of total and utter domination.

By handsomehank posted April 18th, 2014 at 6:00 PM

#BarstoolConfessions: Go Into The Weekend With A Clear Conscience

     

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By feitelberg posted April 18th, 2014 at 5:28 PM

Finding A Dead Body Is A Pretty Solid Way To Ruin Your Easter Egg Hunt

    KNOXVILLE, Tenn.– Imagine having fun with the family during an Easter egg hunt only to find a decomposing body instead of a colorful egg! That’s what happened to a Knoxville mom who was holding an Easter egg hunt for her four-year-old child in the back yard. The report from WBIR says the woman [...]

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KNOXVILLE, Tenn.Imagine having fun with the family during an Easter egg hunt only to find a decomposing body instead of a colorful egg! That’s what happened to a Knoxville mom who was holding an Easter egg hunt for her four-year-old child in the back yard. The report from WBIR says the woman had smelled a “foul odor” for several days but could never find out where it was coming from. During the hunt on Wednesday night, she stumbled onto the corpse under her deck. How he got there is still unknown, but police think he died from a medical condition. They are working to discover who he is and what led to his death.

 

 

 

Better than an egg with fucking Peeps in it! But, one of the weirdest parts of this story? Who the fuck has their Easter Egg hunt on a Wednesday night? Easter Egg hunts are for Sunday afternoon. You get all dressed up in your pastel clothes and then dad hides eggs deep in the woods, which you go find with a determination elsewhere unseen in your young life, and you end up getting insanely dirty so mom yells at dad and then Easter ends. That’s how it works. Wednesday night Easter egg hunts? You deserve to have that ruined by a “random” dead body under your deck.

 

PS – Someone dying under your deck from a medical condition is insanity. Someone in this family killed that dude.

 

PPS – When I used to find an egg with cash in it I felt like a motherfucking king. Didn’t get better than that.

By feitelberg posted April 18th, 2014 at 5:00 PM
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