Tour Dates

  • District N9NE
    Philadelphia, PA

    April 25th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Irving Plaza
    New York City, NY

    April 26th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Toad's Place
    New Haven, CT

    January 30th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Lupo's
    Providence, RI

    January 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Webster Theater
    Hartford, CT

    February 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Palladium
    Worcester, MA

    February 22nd, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Sherman Theater
    East Stroudsburg, PA

    March 1st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Union Bar
    Iowa City, IA

    March 8th, 2014 6:00 PM
  • The Boulder Theater
    Boulder, CO

    March 15th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Fillmore
    Charlotte, NC

    April 4th, 2014 10:00 PM
  • House Of Blues
    Myrtle Beach, SC

    April 5th, 2014 9:00 PM

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Marchand With Just A Horrible Job Selling That Knee Injury Tonight

Everyone knows when you hurt your left knee it's best to immediately put all your body weight on it favor your right instead.

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Everyone knows when you hurt your left knee it’s best to immediately put all your body weight on it and favor your right instead. Called walking it off, ever heard of it?

 

 

PS – This reminds me of a story I heard of Manny faking a leg injury with the Sox for so long that one day he walked into the training room walking with a limp on the wrong leg. I have absolutely no idea if it’s really true but because it’s Manny it might be.

 

 

UPDATE:  Marchand comes in with an A+++++ response to everyone doubting the legitimacy of his injury.

 

 

By feitelberg posted April 22nd, 2014 at 10:25 PM

Starting To Look Like A 1 vs. 8 Series

That first period may be the most dominating period you'll ever see in a hockey game featuring two professional teams.

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That first period may be the most dominating period you’ll ever see in a hockey game featuring two professional teams. Bs came out and never gave the Wings a chance. Little more evenly matched the rest of the way but the 2013-2014 Bruins are as close to a sure thing when up 2 as there’s ever been. Not going to get ahead of myself and say that’s the series, but I can’t remember the last time Howard played a puck cleanly and the Wings aren’t coming close to matching the Bruins intensity. Not a recipe for success when down 2-1.

By feitelberg posted April 22nd, 2014 at 10:11 PM

Drake Using A Lint Roller On His Pants While Sitting Courtside Is Such A Preposterous Move That Now I Have To Start Doing It

    I don’t even like Drake, but this is such a power move I can’t even stand it.   Lint rolling like your read about.  If you’re 50 and do it you’re a squid.  If you’re a famous rapper and do it you just reinvented the game.

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I don’t even like Drake, but this is such a power move I can’t even stand it.   Lint rolling like your read about.  If you’re 50 and do it you’re a squid.  If you’re a famous rapper and do it you just reinvented the game.

By elpresidente posted April 22nd, 2014 at 8:42 PM

Tuukka Is Too In the Zone To Be Bothered By Flying Octopus

      “Flying octopus? Pffffft. Not even worth my time”  This is what experts call being in the zone.   - Tuukka   Gonna be a long night for Wings shooters.

 

 

 

“Flying octopus? Pffffft. Not even worth my time”  This is what experts call being in the zone.

 

- Tuukka

 

Gonna be a long night for Wings shooters.

By feitelberg posted April 22nd, 2014 at 7:48 PM

Bs Game 3 Live Blog, Time To Make Flowers On The Red Wings

Bs keep that momentum up from game 2 and this series has 180 minutes of hockey left in it.

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Sunday the Bs proved that if they play their game, the Wings can’t skate with them. Had trouble all year but the blueprint is now established: physical presence, net crash, and make sure Claude tells the refs pre-game to keep an eye out for the obstruction. Bs keep that momentum up from game 2 and this series has 180 minutes of hockey left in it. Now let’s go make some flowers on ‘em.

By feitelberg posted April 22nd, 2014 at 7:30 PM

Barstool Rundown April 22

  Today’s Subjects   Hardo Cop Tripper Rovell Suspended Lohan Vs.Lawrence Schefter Marathon Story Sad Thunder Fans Kenyan Rollerblading Police Force Lion Attack In India

 

Today’s Subjects

 

Hardo Cop Tripper

Rovell Suspended

Lohan Vs.Lawrence

Schefter Marathon Story

Sad Thunder Fans

Kenyan Rollerblading Police Force

Lion Attack In India

By handsomehank posted April 22nd, 2014 at 6:38 PM

Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day – Olivia

    Introducing Olivia from Emerson.    Emerson has to be top 10 smoke schools of the year right?   Still churning em out.   Do you know any smokes?  Send them to tips@barstoolsports.com

 

 

Introducing Olivia from Emerson.    Emerson has to be top 10 smoke schools of the year right?   Still churning em out.   Do you know any smokes?  Send them to tips@barstoolsports.com

By elpresidente posted April 22nd, 2014 at 5:35 PM

Reader Email – Drunken Wrestling Goes Very, Very Wrong

That's why I stick to taking girls home

 

 

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Reader Email

 

Not sure if you guys take submissions for funny/stupid videos, but my friends decided to wrestle in a kitchen the other night in Boston and the aftermath was quite cringe worthy. The results were a broken tibia, fibula, and some torn ligaments. Definitely worth the watch and hopefully a post. Thanks.

 

 

That right there is why I never go back to an apartment with a bunch of dudes high on alcohol and testosterone. If you stick to taking girls back to your apartment you very rarely end up with a broken tibia, fibula and torn ligaments.

 

 

PS – In my world “stick to taking girls back” means “stick to passing out on your couch with pizza and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Half Baked.” But whatever you want to call it, you wake up with your foot still firmly attached to your body.

By feitelberg posted April 22nd, 2014 at 5:05 PM
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