How Soft Is Sony For Canceling “The Interview” ?

    Holy shit Sony grow some fucking balls.   You’re really getting pushed around by North Korea hackers?   You really think they were going to attack movie theaters?   Yawn.  Rule #1 of terrorist attacks is you don’t warn people in advance.   Everybody knows that.   Even the government said it’s not [...]

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Holy shit Sony grow some fucking balls.   You’re really getting pushed around by North Korea hackers?   You really think they were going to attack movie theaters?   Yawn.  Rule #1 of terrorist attacks is you don’t warn people in advance.   Everybody knows that.   Even the government said it’s not a real threat and they’d never say that unless they were 1 bizillion percent sure of themselves.  They just put you in their back pocket without even trying.  Seriously I feel like I could just walk into Sony HQ’s right now, plant a flag in the ground and declare Prima Nocte.   I mean can you be any softer?   And spare me the sob story of people feeling bad for Sony.  Oh boo hoo, boo hoo a mega conglomerate is getting bullied by Kim Jon Sun.  This is survival of the fittest.  This is who is the baddest bully on the block.   If you’re gonna let yourself just get pushed around the school yard than you got nobody to blame but yourself.  Seth Rogan always acting so tough on twitter.  Guy just got stuffed in a locker by North Korea like you read about.

 

PS – All these Freedom of Speech dickheads can shut up.  There is still freedom of speech.  Sony can still release this movie.  They’re just pussies.  And by the way if North Korea made a movie about murdering Obama people here wouldn’t like it either.   No chance North Korea would cancel it though.   They’d put it every movie theater in the country.  It would be the only movie you could see for a month.

By elpresidente posted December 17th, 2014 at 5:55 PM

Gronk 69 Shirts Now On Sale By Popular Demand

  Click to Buy   I originally wasn’t going to make these shirts.  Why?  Because I’ve tried to sell Gronk 69 apparell before and they didn’t move that well.  I think I may have been before my time. But after all the 69 jokes recently people keep asking for this shirt.   There is a [...]

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I originally wasn’t going to make these shirts.  Why?  Because I’ve tried to sell Gronk 69 apparell before and they didn’t move that well.  I think I may have been before my time. But after all the 69 jokes recently people keep asking for this shirt.   There is a chance Gronk has finally done the impossible and made 69 normal.   Like you got Annalynne McCord wearing this shirt to games like it ain’t no thing.    It’s 69 this, 69 that.   69′ing is what’s hot in the streets.  So here you go.  And yes this may be the only shirt I wear Superbowl week.

 

 

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By elpresidente posted December 17th, 2014 at 5:20 PM

The Diamondbacks Traded Wade Miley Because He Wouldn’t Go Gluten Free. Maybe.

You like chicken? How bout beer? Well you're gonna love Boston!

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(Source)Wade Miley doesn’t want to upset anyone with the Diamondbacks. He spent the first seven seasons of his professional career with them, leaves behind a lot of close friends and says he has no hard feelings. But he also sounded annoyed on Tuesday when addressing questions about his preparation habits, about concerns the Diamondbacks apparently had that might have played a part in him eventually being traded to the Boston Red Sox last week. For weeks leading up to the deal, there were indications the Diamondbacks weren’t happy with something about Miley’s work habits and/or preparation. The team’s concerns swirled through enough baseball circles that they eventually made their way to Miley himself. Miley thinks it stems back to disagreements he had in the past with the team’s training staff, which he felt had a tendency to go overboard in its insistence on a healthy diet for players. Miley said he didn’t want to go into specifics about his diet but did make a passing reference about not being gluten free. He said he wished the team were more willing to tailor its approach toward individuals rather than having everyone doing the same things.

 

 

 

Welcome to Boston, Wade! You like chicken? What about beer? Then you’re gonna love it here, bud! None of those stupid gluten free diets ’round these parts. Ever heard of El Guapo? Yeah, that dude loved it in Boston. We let you eat whatever the fuck you want. None if this Guantanamo torture feeding bullshit that they’ve got going on over in the desert. We understand that “gluten free” is just a fad. It’s not a real thing. A man needs to carb up from time to time, we know that. I had my doctors tell me the same thing. They said my liver was damaged and there was a good chance it was from gluten so I need to stop eating it. You know what I told them? Trade me right fucking now! Didn’t stop eating gluten for one single second and I’m healthy as a horse (side note: I may not be healthy as a horse. I just haven’t been back to a doctor since they told me to stop eating gluten.) Give me a call when you get in town, dude. We can go eat all the grains and drink all the beer your heart desires. Get Panda to come along, he looks like a gluten man as well.

By feitelberg posted December 17th, 2014 at 4:53 PM

Mark Wahlberg Trying To Get A Pardon For Being A Racist Dickhead When He Was A Teenager Is Arguably The Dumbest PR Move In the History of Earth

7News Boston WHDH-TV Feitleberg already blogged this story yesterday and he nailed it. But then I saw this interview on Channel 7 last night and I had to chime in. What the fuck is Marky Mark doing? Who told him to try to get a pardon 30 years later? Apparently he said it’s hurting his [...]

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Feitleberg already blogged this story yesterday and he nailed it. But then I saw this interview on Channel 7 last night and I had to chime in. What the fuck is Marky Mark doing? Who told him to try to get a pardon 30 years later? Apparently he said it’s hurting his restaurant business and getting deals done? Huh? Dude you’re an A list celebrity. What are you talking about? More importantly I didn’t even know half this shit existed. I don’t think 99% of people realized just what a racist asshole you were as a teenager. Now I do and it ain’t pretty. There is just no way to come out looking good after that interview we just heard. Like before trying to get a pardon so you can sell more hamburgers how about apologizing to the girl you were throwing rocks at and spent 45 days in jail for? Kind of tough to take you at your word that you’re a better guy now. Just the worst PR move in the history of earth. Apparently Team Wahlberg is not a fan of the saying “let sleeping dogs lie.”

By elpresidente posted December 17th, 2014 at 4:17 PM

Ever Seen A Guy Kicked In The Head So Hard His Eye Falls Out?

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If you’ve got a prosthetic eye do you really think professional fighting is for you? How hard could it possibly be to game plan for this guy? Run in circles around him then once you’ve got an open shot in his blind spot kick him in the head so hard his eye pops out. Pretty simple, as you can see. I’m not saying I could kick this guy’s ass, though I’m not saying I couldn’t either, I’m just recommending that if you’ve got severely impaired vision then maybe your calling in life isn’t to get in the cage with animals who are trying to kill you. Go be a pirate or a magician or something, MMA isn’t for you.

 

 

PS – When I was a kid my buddy’s dad had two fake front teeth. One time he sneezed at dinner and the things went flying right across the table. Basically the same thing as this.

 

 

Editors Note – I thought this was his real eye at first and legit got sick to my stomach.

By feitelberg posted December 17th, 2014 at 3:45 PM

Springfield City Councilor Bud Williams Says “Jesus Is the Reason for the Season” At Hanukkah Menorah Lighting Ceremony

3rd from right     SPRINGFIELD — Jaws dropped in Springfield’s Court Square Tuesday afternoon when Springfield City Councilor Bud Williams offered his take on the annual city menorah lighting ceremony. “Jesus is the reason for the season,” Williams said during remarks at the ceremony that marks the beginning of the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah. [...]

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SPRINGFIELDJaws dropped in Springfield’s Court Square Tuesday afternoon when Springfield City Councilor Bud Williams offered his take on the annual city menorah lighting ceremony. “Jesus is the reason for the season,” Williams said during remarks at the ceremony that marks the beginning of the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah. City Councilor Bud Williams said he wasn’t engaging in religious triumphalism when he uttered “Jesus is the reason for the season” at Tuesday afternoon’s Hanukkah menorah-lighting ceremony in Springfield.”I thought it added something to the service, it didn’t take away,” Williams said Tuesday night. The councilor said his remark wasn’t meant as an expression of religious superiority or “dominance,” but rather as a simple reminder about the “reason for the season.”"Jesus was Jewish,” Williams said. “To me, Jesus is the messiah … I thought I was being very positive.”

 

Who invited this fucking guy?  Seriously this is the last time we invite Bud Williams to our Menorah Lighting Party. Fuck you dude. It’s Hanukkah bitch. Don’t get all up in our face rhyming like you’re reciting slam poetry with “Jesus is the reason for the season”. No it ain’t. That’s Christmas. Go light a tree. This is oil burning for 8 days motherfucker. Miracle type shit. Soft jews like Adam Levine may fall for that stunt, but not me. This is exactly why the Tribe needs to stick together during the Holidays. Everybody trying to force feed Christmas down our throats. Religious triumphalism running wild.  Well not today. Get his ass out of here. Oh and you just lost the Jews value black lives crowd. No more protesting for free on your behalf. Go cops go!  Go Cops Go! Go Cops Go!  Yeah it can change that fast. That’s on you Bud. Congrats.

 

 

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By elpresidente posted December 17th, 2014 at 3:12 PM

The Before And After Pictures of Clinton With That Chick In the Red Dress Is Amazing

Before     After       Unreal.   This girl probably had a crush on Bubba for the last 2 decades just waiting to show up at this charity event slinging her fake titties and fake face all over the joint.   Probably despised Monica Lewinsky growing up. “Like she has no idea how [...]

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Unreal.   This girl probably had a crush on Bubba for the last 2 decades just waiting to show up at this charity event slinging her fake titties and fake face all over the joint.   Probably despised Monica Lewinsky growing up. “Like she has no idea how to treat my man…”    Her entire life pointing to this moment.   I mean you don’t just wear that red dress to a charity event by accident.  This was high heat.  This was a brushback pitch.  It had a message.  Must have been some nasty borderline awkward dirty talk going on when they got back to the hotel room.

By elpresidente posted December 17th, 2014 at 2:40 PM

We’re Friends With Cuba Again So It’s Time To Book My Vacation To Havana!

    WASHINGTON — The United States will restore full diplomatic relations with Cuba and open an embassy in Havana for the first time in more than a half-century after the release of an American contractor held in prison for five years, American officials said Wednesday. In a deal negotiated during 18 months of secret [...]

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WASHINGTON The United States will restore full diplomatic relations with Cuba and open an embassy in Havana for the first time in more than a half-century after the release of an American contractor held in prison for five years, American officials said Wednesday. In a deal negotiated during 18 months of secret talks hosted largely by Canada and encouraged by Pope Francis, who hosted a final meeting at the Vatican, President Obama and President Raúl Castro of Cuba agreed in a telephone call to put aside decades of hostility to find a new relationship between the United States and the island nation just 90 minutes off the American coast. The United States will also ease travel restrictions across all 12 categories currently envisioned under limited circumstances under American law, including family visits, official visits and journalistic, professional, educational and religious activities, public performances, officials said. Ordinary tourism, however, will remain prohibited.

 

 

 

 

Yes, I guess that ordinary tourism isn’t allowed just yet, but it can’t be far off (I’m using my wealth of knowledge about diplomatic relations with Cuba to assume that). So that means it is absolutely time to start planning and saving up for a Cuban vacation. I want to go there SO fucking bad. Cuba is basically anal sex. You’ve spent your whole life wanting it because you can’t have it, but today your girlfriend just walked in the door and says she’s willing to give it a shot. It’s probably not at all as I imagine, but I still need to do it. Like I’m picturing this paradise of beautiful women, exotic foods, liquors and cigars. The reality is it’s probably a dirty place that I don’t know how to navigate which will lead to me getting someone hurt. But I still need to try. Just for the story. Just to tell everyone that I ventured to the Garden of Eden and took a bite of the apple. Gotta do it. Hola, comandante!

By feitelberg posted December 17th, 2014 at 2:05 PM
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