This Duke Graduate Assistant Coach Seems To Be The Only Guy Who Brought His “A Game” Tonight For the Blue Devils

 

 Current score  - UNC 28-7 mid 2nd quarter

 

Nothing worse than when you get all super intense and nobody follows your lead.   If I was this guy I’d just insert myself at middle linebacker with no pads and start drilling people.

By elpresidente posted November 20th, 2014 at 8:53 PM

Barstool Rundown – November 20

Part 1

Part 2

Aftershow

Podcast

 

Topics

1. Michael Phelps Girlfriend…

2. “Hey Lebron, Can I Coach The Team For A Second, Just One Second?” -David Blatt Coach Of The Cavs

3. Woman Opens Up “Cuddling Shop” And Gets 10,000 Customers In The First Week

4. Toronto Maple Leafs Fans Finish Singing The US National Anthem After A Microphone Malfunction

5. Women Are Not Happy These Guys Started A Company To Make Vaginas Smell Better

6. Blake Bortles Reportedly Broke Up With Lindsey Duke Because She Was Googled More Than Him 

7. Columbus Blue Jackets Defenseman and Michigan Man Jack Johnson Files For Bankruptcy After His Parents Stole All His Money

By milmore posted November 20th, 2014 at 7:09 PM

Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day – Stephanie from Quinnipiac

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Introducing Stephanie from Quinnipiac. Its girls like this that is the reason that Quinnipiac is one of Barstools favorite stomping grounds. Toads for life.

All aboard the smoke train. Send nominations to tips@barstoolsports.com to be featured next week.

 

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By elpresidente posted November 20th, 2014 at 6:10 PM

Barstool Smokeshows Read Nice Instagram Comments

 

 

So umm Gracie is it true about you having a perfect 12 spoke asshole?  Asking for a friend.

By elpresidente posted November 20th, 2014 at 5:16 PM

This “Sex With You” Song Is A Certified Banger

 

 

 

 

This is a total package song. Catchy beat, fun lyrics, a girl who sounds like the lead singer of Simple Plan. It’s all working. Firing on all cylinders. Jam of the fall. And you know what the best part is? The smoke singer. Yes, smoke. I’m obsessed with these kinds of girls. The punk/grunge chick. I love the hair, the tattoos, the “I’m gonna take the banana, pretend it’s your cock, then break it in half and discard it” attitude. It’s awesome. These chicks scare the fuck out of me and would never give me the time of day, they’re the kind of gals who will beat the shit out of you in the sack and it is so my wheelhouse I can’t stand it.

 

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Oh, and these two? Either they had no idea what this banana was supposed to symbolize or they knew EXACTLY what this banana was supposed to symbolize and this was 80 years of oppression coming out. No in between.

 

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By feitelberg posted November 20th, 2014 at 4:40 PM

DraftKings Is Here $10k In Prizes For The World’s Largest Fantasy Football 50/50

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SIGN UP HERE

 

 

 

Do people know how 50/50 tournaments work? Because I had no idea until three seconds ago. As long as you finish in the top 50% of players, you double your money. That’s outrageous. You know how easy it is to finish in the 50th percentile? That’s failing. You got a failing grade and you still doubled your money. So find a friend who’s worse at fantasy sports than you, convince him to sign up with you and boom, you basically just doubled your money. Literally doesn’t get easier than that. Literally.

 

 

$10 dollar sign up

$100k in prize pool money

Top 50% doubles their cash.

Do it or you’re dumb.

 

 

 

SIGN UP HERE

By feitelberg posted November 20th, 2014 at 4:10 PM

Tom Brady’s “Welcome Back Blount” Facebook Post Is Flawless

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By feitelberg posted November 20th, 2014 at 3:36 PM

Marry Fuck Kill – Belichick, Brady, Gronk….GASP!

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Total Number of Votes: 8045

 

Maybe the toughest Marry Fuck Kill of all time. Let’s start with the easiest part first. I’m marrying Belichick. Because here is a proven scientific fact. As long as Bill Belichick is the coach of the Patriots worst case scenario is we are 11-5 and make it to the AFC title game. Our future is secure as long as he wants to still coach. It could be another 20 years of dominance. He’s the greatest coach who has ever lived period. Sure other teams have had long runs, but none of them in the salary cap era and in an era where parity is king. Where the league has made the rules so everybody should be equal. The fact he has managed to keep the Pats on top for the past 15 years is arguably the most impressive feat in the history of sports. Obviously having Brady helps but this guy could win with tomato cans. He’s that brilliant

Next up is the fuck. This is where it gets tough. If you need to win 1 huge game right now who do you want in the starting lineup. Gronk or Brady? As crazy as it sounds I’m going with Gronk. I think he’s the most important player in the NFL. Our offense is non existent without him and virtually unstoppable with him. I think we could win with Garrapalo. I don’t think we can win without Gronk.

That obviously means I’m killing Brady. I never thought I’d say that, buy to quote a wise philosopher it is what it is. Brady is still great. He’s still a HOF QB. One of the greatest to ever lace them up. It’s really just that I think Gronk right now is at the top of his game and is playing the TE position better than anybody in the history of football. We may not be able to win without Brady but I know we can’t win without Gronk.  I’d take my chances with Garapalo and Gronk over Brady and no Gronk.

 

Marry – Belichick

Fuck – Gronk

Kill – Brady

By elpresidente posted November 20th, 2014 at 3:00 PM
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