Highlight of the night. This won’t stop talk show hosts and callers from stirring up a QB controversy until Sunday but Bill was having none of it.
“Who’s starting next week? Tom Brady or the handsome guy form Eastern Illinois?”
“LOL. Next question.”
PS – I think McDaniels has done a horrible job but hands down his worst drive of the night was Garropolo’s first. Why even try there? Just run a dive every play and punt the ball so we can avoid stupid as questions and “controversies” like this. The second Gronk got in the end zone every host/columnist in town started stirring the pot.
Well that sucked. Get ready for the entire world to throw dirt on the Pats grave. Can’t really blame em at this point. Offense stinks. Brady stinks. Defense stinks. But here is what you got to remember. It’s week 4. The team we watched today won’t resemble what this team looks like in 10 weeks. That’s the team that matters and I’d still put money on the fact that team will be a superbowl contender. Bottomline is you don’t win Superbowls in September unless you’re the NY Jets.
It’s so easy to love the Chiefs tonight. Catching 3 at home in arguably the toughest place to play in the AFC. The Patriots have looked pedestrian so far. We struggled with the Raiders last week. Yet despite all this we are a 3 pts road favorite? EXACTLY. Vegas knows what I know. They know tat if there is one thing the Patriots have taught us over the years it’s that whenever people are whining about how bad we look that’s when we grab somebody by the throat and drag em out behind the woodshed. If I wasn’t a Pats fan I’d be all over KC, but I know better. This game may be over by halftime. This is the game everybody realizes the AFC East race is over and we just figure out whether we’re playing Dever, Baltimore or Cincy in the AFC title game.
Mortal Lock – Pats by 20
Click to Play Smokesmash
I’ll be honest. I hadn’t played Smokesmash in like 2 years. It just kind of has lived on Barstool U since we launched it in 2011. In fact it was actually the reason we launched the U. We had all these girls who were getting nominated for smokeshows from across the country and had nowhere to put them. Well I clicked on Smokesmash today and spent 4 hours playing it. It’s unreal. There are smokes on top of smokes on top of smokes. It’s like a baby that has grown into smoke Godzilla. Just the best smokeshows in the history of the world all smashed together. (no pun intended but intended) I honestly think it’s the greatest collection of girls I’ve ever seen. It’s exactly how Zuckerberg probably pictured Hot or Not except everybody is hot.
Introducing Camila from Boston College. A jaw dropper from the Heights! I’d say it’s been a banner month for the super fans. First an upset of USC and now Camila gets introduced to the world. Bravo.
Great start to the week. Lets keep it rolling…Send smokes to firstname.lastname@example.org
First of all, if I discover that I’m dating Marcus Luttrell’s daughter in the future then I immediately end that relationship. Not because of these demands, but just because a girl is always going to compare you to her dad. I don’t stack up favorably when compared to a guy with healthcare and a 401k, let alone a Navy SEAL with blockbuster movies that tell the tale of his remarkable heroism. So you’ll never be shit in her eyes. You could home one day all excited that you finally landed that big promotion at work and she’ll smugly hit you with “Oh congratulations! When my dad was your age he fought off the Taliban with a broken back, but nice job on the new office, honey!”
As for the list of demands themselves, perfect. Pretty much what every day would want to say to put the fear of God into his daughter’s suitor only Marcus can actually make good on it. You want to date my daughter? Cool, go talk to my SEAL teammates about it oh and would ya look at this M-16. Once that’s done get your Pecos Bill on and go lasso a tornado. Then do a bunch of other shit that’s totally impossible and maybe we can talk. I’ll be the guy waiting to rip your head off. Must be nice to be badass enough to make those demands. I’m gonna be a dad basically pleading with a 16 year old twerp like “Listen dude, just don’t make a sex tape and email it to everyone at my office OK? Please?”
Usually I make fun of guys like this. Not this time. No thanks. It’s not so much the nunchucks dance that frightens me. It’s him punching the machine. That’s pure flesh on steel. That’s getting ready to punch holes through people’s faces. So I’m not gonna say shit. I don’t have a death wish. Not today I don’t.