I don’t envy ballpark vendors for a second. Every time I’m at the game I think how miserable it must be. I can’t walk up two flights of stairs while talking on the phone without passing out. But these guys crush the stairmaster for 3+ hours a night, shouting the whole time, and lugging around rations like an African woman coming back to town. All of this in the heat of summer, no less. Not a job I’m interested in. But every once in a while you get this dare to be great situation. You get to wow half the stadium by throwing a goddamn strike into the upper deck and bring everybody to their feet. And on those nights, when you lay your head to rest, you gotta think “I have the best job in the world.”
PS – That accurate $5 bill drop might have been more impressive. Spot on.
Everyday on the Barstool Sports Instagram we are going to be counting down the hottest girls in the hottest costumes all the way through Halloween weekend. The girl we feature from now until November 2nd at 6PM who has the most likes will win
$100 $500 cash and be crowned “Barstool Sports Hottest Costume of 2014″
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Introducing Dana from UMASS. Dana who today on twitter said Zuckerberg was better looking than me. That cut deep. Especially from a girl this hot.
10/24 – Worcester – Palladium (BUY NOW)
10/25 – Hartford – Webster Theater (BUY NOW)
Well folks this is what a 10 looks like. Hate the Kardashians. Love Kendall Jenner. Next level hot. Scary hot. Freaky hot. Like I actually think she’s still be famous even if she wasn’t from that whore family.
That’s the dog of Cprl. Nathan Cirillo, the soldier who was killed at Parliament in Ottawa yesterday, weeping by his memorial. Insanely sad. Makes me want to drive home and hug my dogs immediately kind of sad. Quick google search shows that there’s just about nothing in this entire world that Cirillo loved more than his dog and the feeling is mutual there. Looks like he’s just trying to get one more hug, devastating.