Amanda Bynes arrested in NYC and throws her bong out the window http://t.co/gzM2nooUk6
Rangers fans tweeting right now belong in a zoo for everybody to stare at
No chance this wall street bro doesn't think the Rangers just won the series http://t.co/ldIN2zJ4Ye
PS - Fenway smokes have been identified. A former smoke and a Pats cheerleader http://t.co/ni8XiJXplF
It's fucking hilarious that the Rangers are acting like they may win this game. I know hockey. No chance.
Yawn just another AFC title game coming up. No biggie. Total domination. And yes if you don’t think I’m going to be doing this dance up and down Bourbon Street 3 weekends from today you got another thing coming. God it’s great to be a Pats fan. Now somebody do me a favor and cue the music!
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Our Tom
Is an awesome Tom
He throws bombs
To Welker and Gronk
With wisdom
And your flowing brown locks
Our Tom is an awesome Tom
Great gif
Is that a towel or a cock sock he’s wearing?
Houston truly sucks. They got 15 dubious calls and still got blown out. Where’s JJ Twat now?
Gotta love Phil Simms. 20 seconds to go, Texans down by 13 and he’s explaining how a spike and then a FG brings them right back in the game.
gisele is a curveless fucking twig, and you act as if you guys havent been haunted in the playoffs…and bethelwhateverthefuck you are hated by pats fans and non pats fans alike
I knew a gif of that dance would be on the Stool before the end of the night.
you hear that you cocky jew? here come the ravens
@Kaelwooods I’m not even a Pats fan, but I disliked your comment because you sound like a bitter cunt.
Bethel shut the fuck up you dickweed.
I wonder if the Harbaughs and BB take the Rex route. Back to back Championship game appearances for those three. I wonder if they write a book talking badly about their rivals and then doing jack shit afterwards. Fuck the Jets. Only that fat fuck and backwards franchise would hang their hats on consecutive 4th place finishes.
It would be pretty cool to see Brady go up against his childhood team in the SB. Let’s see if stabby and the gang gets in the way of the Pats.
please god let the falcons win next week
also side note to you pats fans, why do i never hear about how white your team is? i truly believe a big reason your offense is so good is because you have so many intelligent white players, no selfish nigs like richard sherman
“New England does some suspect stuff on offense. Can’t really respect it. Comparable to a cheap shot b4 a fight”
“Are you watching the game pats vs texans? If so you see the hurry snap offense catch em b4 they set up. It’s a gimmick.”
“You know the same organization that did spygate and cut a guy the day b4 the Super Bowl”
“18-1″
“In a sport that is predicated on mano y mano, ” lets hurry up n snap it ” = bitchassness”
Ravens LB Brendon Ayanbadejo (@Brendon310 on twitter)
Meanwhile hockey is creeping up on all of us: http://hookedonhockeymagazine.com/
Ravens will win next Sunday night. You heard it here first. End of story.
B Lloyds 1st down cele in the 4th tops this one.
her ass is way too small
@cdl2013: I love it when ppl call out the Pats. Usually ends up with them getting embarrassed.
Side note: I looked at his tweet about the Pats being “cheaters” or whatever and someone responded “coming from a guy who has a murderer on his team.” Ayanwhatever responds: “The US Justice system isn’t about justice.” What a fucking crybaby.
without looking it up, explain to the crowd what a gif is, and how to make one you fucking jew….thought so. Just another car in traffic…is all you are.
I fucking hate you and all of New England
you do know that since you put barstool on that gif, no one will use it
As much as I hate the pats they have been dominant the pats 10 years, it’s painful to watch but no team has been able to figure them out. It seems that everyone brady throws to it wide open he doesn’t have to make hard throws, everyone that catches the ball is 10 yards away from any defender, dick and dunk is all they do, and yet another easy road to the superbowl for the pats fucking sucks.
Ps. Yeah fine the pass to Vereen was a dime
At this point, just the song from the Gisele video gives me a boner.
“I fucking hate you and all of New England”
- ryanq5, Barstool commenter
Patriots haters just have less material to cling on to by the day. They can’t call them out on anything that happens on the field, so they are now resorting to genius shit such as “I fucking hate you and all of New England”. Hey Ryan, grab a beer and a fresh tampon and enjoy the game next week.
@ ghost_p Also the bomb to Welker that dropped into his hands in stride. I don’t understand how people still try and convince themselves that Brady sucks. Dude is money and every non Patriot football fan in the country wishes he was their quarterback whether they admit it or not. That’s my quarterback.
“gisele is a curveless twig, so overrated, blah blah blah…” hey kaelwoods, grow a pair you fucking hardo. i would let my nutsack roast over an open campfire just to get a quick taste of her period juice
ghost the fade ball to the 5 8 welker was a real gimme too huh? Lighting up 12 win teams must be easy for all the other qb’s that aren’t in the playoffs too
Pats 59 ravens 12
No biggie, just 83 points in 2 games vs the #3 defense in the NFL.
Betheljohnsonshands keeps tweeting with the hashtag #OurTomIsAnAwesomeTom. Holy shit dude shut the FUCK up
Do Pats fans seriously brag when they beat other AFC teams? Might as well be bragging when your favorite college team beats a DII program.
I’m not saying he sucks by any means I’m just saying it seems that everyone he throws to is wide open. I think statistically he is one of the greatest qb’s of all time I don’t think by any means he is the greatest of all time tho. And yeah I am a Pats hater but I don’t try and come up with any old excuse as to why they win I give them credit when credit is due. I just don’t think brady does what he does if he was in another team, when he went down and Cassel went in 08 Cassel had brady like numbers
gronk..typical stupid polak..braces himself out of bounds with his broken forearm. probably cost us the superbowl.
use your head dude
How has nobody mentioned that Gronk is out for the playoffs yet? I still think they can win it all, but you’re crazy if you don’t think this is a huge deal. The guy is not only the best hands on the team, but is the best receiving TE in the league and one of the top blocking TE’s in the league. The only bigger loss on offense we could have is Brady.
Basically, FUCKKKKKK
@Ghost, did it ever occur to you that Brady hits guys who are open because he has great field awareness? Newsflash: it’s the QB’s job to identify the open guy and throw him the ball.
Pats 63 Ravens 4
10 free points and one great catch couldn’t beat the patriots tonight
Ghost, did someone drop you on your head as a baby? Cassell had Brady like numbers? Cassell took a team that went 16-0 and missed the playoffs, going 11-5. He had 21TD’s and 11 INT’s. With the same team the year before when Brady finally got his deep threat, he had 50TD’s and and 8INT’s. That’s 50, just to repeat it. 5-0. Randy Moss played in a few other teams before joining the Pats, how many QB’s threw for 50 TD’s? How about that Wes Welker in Miami? He was really destroying the league as WR… right?
Even the Dodge Dart commercials know how it’s done, because, as they say: “and then you send in Brady, and that’s how it’s done.” Fuckin’ right, doggy. Fuckin’ right. Haters gon’ hate, winners gon’ win; that what New England DOES, and Belichick’s reaction after Brady’s boner-inducing pass to Vereen perfectly exemplifies that. Suck a fat one, haters. You know deep down that you wish your team modeled themselves like those New England Patriots.
Looking forward to Lewis ending his career at Gillette next weekened #PatsGotThis
Looks like we will have our Harbaugh Super Bowl in 3 weeks.
Us Pats fans are so fucking spoiled its not even funny. Going to the AFC championship is just commonplace around here the last decade!! Imagine being a fan of just about any other team in the league?? we are in the midst of a truly historic run in all of sports history!! Kraft, Belichek,Brady = Awesome
Is there anyway that we can buy some of that shit Ray Lewis and Terrell Suggs have, to get Gronk back on the field next wk.
@bw are you Srs implying we haven’t won games without gronk ? No one predicted he’d be that good so I think we’re all set on weapons on offense. And Hernandez blocks better catches in traffic more.
Patriots favored by a stunning 9 1/2 over Ravens in AFC championship.
Wow. Easiest. Money. Ever.
@dwade damn right buddy. Pats run away with it over that old decrepit Ravens defense. Easy money
Ravens are going to own Brady like they did last year Pres. Only difference is we don’t have Lee Evans and Cundiff to fuck us in the ass. Ravens 31 Patriots 24.
Phil from @ihatejjredick
Hahahahahahaha the ravens fucking suck and are gunna choke once again hahahahaha
@knucklepuck, I don’t mean to be rude but are you retarded? No I’m not implying we haven’t won without Gronk. We did fucking earlier TODAY, not to mention at least a third of the season. And a big fucking LOL @ saying Hernandez is better at ANYTHING than Gronk. He’s faster, but Gronk has much better hands and blocks far better. As proof, Hernandez had more drops in less games than Gronk. And Welker was second in the league in drops.
Tonight, I learned that Phil Simms is a feathery haired dyke face who just likes hearing his own voice.
It’s a whole new world once you reach enlightenment.
@knucklepuck did you seriously just say Hernandez blocks better than Gronkowski? Nice try bro.
i wish the Eagles were a white team like the Patriots. What the fuck is wrong with my city
I can’t believe we were able to match the Jets Dynasty already with two AFC championship games in two years. That’s why you love it when the competition sets the bar high and pushes you to be better. AFC East is like the SEC of the NFL.
If I had to pick to be somebody else in this world, it would be Tom Brady. Greatest QB ever, and he gets to stuff Gisele’s Brazilian Clam Taco every night.
JJ Watt is an overrated dickhead. To his credit, I saw his postgame Q&A, he didn’t say anything stupid. Played the polite white guy act. That being said, I hope he’s a free agent soon and the Patriots snag him.
Pats 45 Ravens 7
u r given the AFC east every year, great accomplishment automatically in playoffs before opening day. all season to move up from #6 seed. front offices of opponents r sorrowly lacking.
yo johnsonshands, 32 people and counting currently think that you love it when balls are in your face. faggot.