116 Year Old Bitch Gives The Best Advice Of All Time
NYDailyNews - The world’s oldest living person reached another milestone Sunday when she celebrated her Sweet 116. Monroe, Georgia, woman Besse Cooper has become only the eighth person in the world — and the fourth American — verified to have turned that age, according to Guinness World Records. Cooper isn’t really sure why she’s lived so long, but has her theories, she told The Walton Tribune.“I mind my own business,” she said.
I’ll tell you what. For being a 116 years old Besse Cooper is kind of a looker right? Doesn’t look a day over 84. Like I think I’d throw it in her just to be a part of history. Also has anybody ever given better advice in the history of civilization than her? How has she lived to be 116 years old? Simple. She minded her own business. Aristotle couldn’t have said it any better.
PS – Can you have a better 116 year old name than Besse? Maybe Ethel?
Besse looks like she could be a “knife-pointer”.
If rex says how much she loves ass play I’ll be highly disgusted..and proud of him..
No teeth BJ guaranteed by that century plus temptress.
Gertrude
I dont know why it turned out this way, but it seems like a lot of Asian American girls have old white lady names for some strange reason
Mildred or Doris would be acceptable old-as-fuck names too
Agatha
Esther
Agnes
Doris
Hazel
@Numero Two: brilliant!!!
She should’ve added, “I knew when to shut my mouth and start cooking and cleaning too.”
she was born in fucking 1896…2 years after the ferris wheel was first unveiled at the Chicago World’s Fair…16 years BEFORE the Titanic sank…like she was in high school when that happened…she remembers where she was when she got the news about the fucking Titanic!! Bitch is OLD!
@bob_sacamano: ummmm how about hazel mae you dumb fuck
“She doesn’t look a day over 84″ hahaha fucking awesome
If America is so fat and obese and our healthcare is so messed up how come we’re dominating the 116+ game?
……I smell a new T-shirt coming!!!………..
116? Was this bitch on the Green Mile with John Coffey and Mr. Gangles?
So if you just slammed it into her, would dust shoot out her nose ?
Dotty. All old women cashiers are called Dotty.
How much shit did she have in her pants when this picture was taken?
Probably fucked Ty Cobb.
I would pull the cob webs outa her pussy with my teeth then see what a century old box taste like… Some aged wine
Dolores
KFC or Kmarko shoulda blogged this, woulda been better.
when was the last time someone went down on her? 1969?
Harriet
cantgetthestinkout that was fucking awesome.
aristotle did say that
Good for her. May we see 117!