Oh boo hoo, boo hoo I have a squatter living in my house. Umm yeah you do. That’s what happens when you buy a house for 23K. It comes with squatters. This would be like going to a flea market and buying a Louis Vuitton bag for 20 bucks and then complaining that it didn’t wear well. You get what you pay for. You buy a huge house for 23K? Automatic squatters. Automatic.

Elaine Blair 2012 – “take whatever the fuck you want party”


PS – I like the part when the reporter said “sometimes Heidi Peterson wakes up and things are in different spots or missing”. Umm yeah. She’s living with a squatter. Did you miss that part of the story?

Double PS – Fucking Detroit.