22 Year Old Taylor Swift Is Dating An 18 Year Old Kennedy?
Dailymail – Summer lovin’ happened so — swiftly. In the span of just seven days, Robert F. Kennedy’s grandson Conor Kennedy went from near obscurity to dating the hottest country star in the nation. The couple were seen kissing, holding hands and getting extremely “touchy-feely” last weekend at the exclusive Kennedy compound in Hyannis Port, Mass., according to a witness. Swift arrived at the compound last Friday around 5 p.m., the source said. She rented a small house on the property — a requirement for guests by the property’s managers at the Edward M. Kennedy Institute. Later, they went to a house party down the road where Swift’s presence turned heads — even among the local, jaded Kennedy watchers.“All of Hyannis Port was there,” the source said.Kennedy, who turned 18 last week, and Swift, 22, then slipped out a back door and headed down to the beach, where they romantically strolled holding hands. Later, they joined a group of people at a pizzeria.
Honestly I’m not 100% sure how to react to this development. I mean I sweat the Kennedys. Always have. Always will. All of them. Even the weird ones. I sweat their compound. I sweat JFK and how he fucked every hot chick in the world. I sweat how their family is a dynasty. I sweat everything about them. If they told me I had to kill somebody just to get invited to dinner with them I would.
Now having said that I also sweat Taylor Swift. Just an absolute mega star in every sense of the world. So I guess it makes sense that she’s dating a Kennedy, but Conor Kennedy is 4 years younger than her. I don’t care who you are or what you say 22 to 18 is a HUGE jump. Kennedy or not that seems below her right? Like you’re really getting stuffed by an 18 year old? Come on Taylor you have to be better than this. Maybe tease the kid a little bit. Let him grind up on you at a dance or something, but you can’t seriously be dating him. You got to wait till hes’s 21. 25-21 I can deal with but not the 22-18. Just a real bad look no matter who you are. He’s probably showing your panties to all his buddies as we speak.
PS – Obviously if the guy is 22 and the girl is 18 it’s a win win for everybody. Just doesn’t work in reverse.
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sweet blog dude. barstool sports.
Props to JFK and this kid but the Kennedys post 1968 are a national embarrassment. And a “Chappaquiddick Triathalon” probably doesn’t do much for a family’s image.
She’s ugly
Ya well she dated John Mayer, who happens to be 12 years older than her…so ya
What is this blog?
cool story Pres.
1*. sweat (vi/vt; sweat or sweated, sweating): to fret or worry (about); especially, to worry excessively.
2*. sweat (vi/vt; see 1): to work hard or diligently. “to sweat it out:” “to achieve a goal through hard work;” “to endure;” “to persevere or overcome;” also, “to suffer withdrawal symptoms;” “to kick a (drug) habit;” “to overcome a drug addiction.”
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Rich assholes without a care in the world, please blog more about this subject.
she has the body of a 15 year old girl so it kinda works out
This is a fucking game of Russian Roulette waiting to happen. Will she be raped, OD on drugs, be in a car that drives off a bridge and drown, alchohol poisoning. This fucking family is death personified for anyone around them.
I now understand the whole “pres thinks neil is a talented and humerous writer” debacle….you clearly picked neil in hopes that his shittiness would make your shittiness less shitty in comparison. 2 knobs 1 blog
You must be one sweaty dude
The first sentence of the Dailymail article really set the tone for the homosexuality of this blog. Viva La Stool!
This has to be the last generation when “being a Kennedy” means something, right? Fitting Pres would be on their dick, he’s always last to move on from a trend. Maybe you can sell “I survived chappaquiddick” shirts.
“I mean I sweat the Kennedys. Always have. Always will. All of them. Even the weird ones.”
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Further evidence of your retardation. Largely a collection of dysfunctional drunks, drug users, and left-wing fruits. Nothing more.
@whorefrost: Rational people realized what a joke they were back in the 70s and 80s; only in Mass could a tool like JoeJoeJoe run for congress against a hardo like Sean Bielat and have a prayer of winning.
Every guy that’s ever held hands with her gets slammed on one of her songs when things don’t work out. She’s gonna be a lonely spinster cunt.
It’s sad, because the Kennedys don’t have the power anymore to have her whacked like they did with Marilyn Monroe.
Also, that is a sweet Boars Head Deli Meats tshirt Mr Kennedy is sporting.
So.. all of us would fuck taylor swift. good for the kennedy kid. who gives a shit. What we should all be doing is thinking of ways to get the KO bitches involved. They’ve been on the sidelines far too long. sluts.
22 year old Taylor Swift is dating an 18 year old Kennedy while writing love songs for 12 year olds.
“Chappaquiddick Triathalon” what is that? Drinking martinis, driving a car on a narrow road and then a swim????
@5MM: Yup! However we could probably make it a decathlon or something if you include cheating on your wife, not trying to help the person in your sinking car, not calling for help, leaving the scene of an accident, not going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for vehicular homicide; then managing to stick around in the Senate for 41 more years.
shes a speed bump and his family legacy is murder and drugs…with the exception of John.
Hope Taylor can swim better than Mary Jo.
anything else you sweat?
I would love to see the entire Kennedy compound blown up. And with everybody home.
well now that people know who Conor Kennedy is I say he dies before the end of the year…all famous Kennedy’s die young, it’s the way of the world
Try your “I sweat the Kennedys” spiel anywhere else in the country where everyone knows they are just a family that started as criminals running booze from Canada, fucked over everyone before the 1929 crash, are rapists, murderers, and sucked off the public tit for generations and you will be more than sweating.
Swift getting mixed up with the Kennedys? Celebrity death pool anyone?
Dino Bravo: Missing the fucking point since 2012.
She must be a freak in the bed, right? No way any man would date that without porn-quality sex.