26. No Biggie: Sharks Just Swimming In the Streets Of Edgartown Now…Shit Would Never Fly In Nantucket
I’m god damn sick and tired of these motherfucking sharks in the motherfucking streets! Seriously though I’ve been debating for the last two hours whether the below photo from NJ is real. Everybody telling me it’s fake, blah, blah, blah. Now I don’t what to think. Spotting dimes eating onions. Motherfucking sharks all up in this joint! And yes I’m pretty sure this is how Nostradamus predicted the end of the world…
“Floods invade the new city from york with finned monsters eating people in the paths once paved with cement. Fuck the West….”
UPDATE – This video is fake as fuck. Glad I fucking put our logo on it and shit. How do I know it’s fake? The part when the dude got up at the end and showed his face. Yup that gave it away. I’m so fucking embarrassed right now. This is rookie ball. Day 1 stuff. And not to point the finger but this is all Sales Guy’s fault. He sent me this video and then called me saying he had an exclusive that needed to be posted ASAP. I let my guard down. I didn’t do my homework. I trusted my guy and I took it right in the butt. Thanks Sales Guy.