27. It’s Impossible Not To Laugh At Blindball At the Paraplegic Olympics
I may have to go to the Paraplegic Olympics next time. They got the best games going. I mean seriously who invented this game? Let’s just stick a bunch of blindos in front of huge nets and have them huck kickballs at each other and hopefully it bounces off them rather than go in. I like how the players have to wear blindfolds too. Like a blindo is gonna cheat by opening their eyes or something. And again not to make it seem like I’m some sort of Paraplegic expert, but why wouldn’t you just roll the ball super slowly so the other team can’t hear it bounce. Goal city.
PS – Worst Save Ever
A blind team VS a group of Neil and his friends, who wins?
The ball has bells in it so rolling it slowly wouldn’t help at all, they’d still be able to hear it. They wear blindfolds because there are different degrees of blindness and they want to keep the playing field completely level. Matt Simpson plays for Team USA Goal Ball and he can jump on 50 inch box no problem with out even seeing that shit, way more of an athlete than a fat jew pres could ever be.
That was a seeing eye goal.
If a blindo scores a goal but no one is there to see it, does it count?
Man you are one dumb son of a bitch.
warf attack busting out the Paraplegic Olympics knowledge
i tried really hard to come up with a ryan lochte joke, but its just not happening
Definitely going to church this weekend after reading this column.