I got to be honest. I’m kind of sick and tired of everybody comparing me to this guy. Saying he is a better surfer bro version of me. Pfft. Yeah right. Real surfers have a name for guys like these. Posers. First of all that nose is a joke. Second of all I bet he can’t ever surf. He just talks a big game. “Like oh I’m reporting from Earth in the dream trying to get my flow on and I’m going to Phish. Super cool frequency adjustment dude blah, blah, blah.” Sorry I don’t have time to make silly videos like this. I’m too busy shredding the gnar. While he’s talking about swells I’m riding em. Get off me bro!


He’s a ghost….