34. I’m Sick Of Everybody Talking About How Much Better Of A Surfer Bro This Guy Is Than Me
I got to be honest. I’m kind of sick and tired of everybody comparing me to this guy. Saying he is a better surfer bro version of me. Pfft. Yeah right. Real surfers have a name for guys like these. Posers. First of all that nose is a joke. Second of all I bet he can’t ever surf. He just talks a big game. “Like oh I’m reporting from Earth in the dream trying to get my flow on and I’m going to Phish. Super cool frequency adjustment dude blah, blah, blah.” Sorry I don’t have time to make silly videos like this. I’m too busy shredding the gnar. While he’s talking about swells I’m riding em. Get off me bro!
He’s a ghost….
why didnt you take the list serious this year. very disappointing
i’m pretty impressed that you can actually stand up without tipping forward with that fin attached to your face
Prez, your nose is so big it needs its own surfboard, bro…
haha are u serious with that wave? I don’t know shit about surfing but that wave seems soft.
pres, if you tried to surf in the ocean your nose would be full of sand from the beach. ps this list fucking sucks, whose in charge, neil?
El Pres, this guy’s got a chin, you have chin fat. I guess that’s pretty close. I wonder if he also suffered a heart attack walking up some stairs.
“I know you want him so bad it’s like acid in your mouth.”
“I know
Surfer Bro gave up on surfing brah… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5luNGwTVZHA
my 6 year old nephew has more care in the world than this guy