51. Lady On The Local News Delivers What May Be The Line Of The Year
“I know the vacuum cleaner man… he’s seen my tits”
I have no clue how there weren’t any follow up questions to this. I love this crazy old broad. America loves this crazy old broad. We want to know more. Why has the vacuum cleaner man seen her tits? Is that how he accepts payment? Does she just flash random people? How did they age? There are like a million questions and this journalist just wants the dirt on some stupid broken window. Completely ignore the “fix a Dyson for a tit flashing” ring that’s running rampant and focus on a pane glass window. And people wonder why old media is dying. Sex sells. Give it to us.
PS – lady is basically still a kid when it comes to sex. He’s seen my tits! It’s true, it’s true! I wouldn’t lie!
said in a bragging sort of way, they must be perfect. the one answer we all know is the reason she hasn’t been allowed behind the wheel in three years.
What was Louie’s answer?
51??!! Absolute disgrace. This is top ten shit for sure.
#1 in my book
How could the reporter not ask Magda if she saw the vacuum cleaner man’s cock? Journalism school fail.
PS, they’re real and they’re spectacular
It means he owes her money, I would look up a borat prostitute reference but….. that is all.
I’m sorry, but the original post of this story had quite possibly my favorite comment of all time. had to go back and find it. And credit where credit is due
by davey pageviews giant beak on November 27, 2012 at 5:09 pm
I saw this lady’s tits when she was much younger http://ellamasar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/2z65p2q.jpg
Lol’d. For some reason I don’t trust that lady…maybe it’s her ridiculous sweater