I know I always say I spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any, but if there was ever a time to use that phrase this is it. Because I LITERALLY spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any when I watched this video. And I did it like 5 times. Just the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Everything from the song, to this guy shaking his dick to the biker gang that hired him. There is no explanation for any of it. It’s just the Internet being relentless per usual. Honestly what did people do before Online existed? Shit like this would just go by the boards? It seems unfathomable now. And yes this is a shoo in for top 100 videos of the year. Maybe top 10.

PS – Cue everybody calling me gay for being memorized by a video with a ton of dick shaking. Well if you weren’t entranced by this than you’re trying so hard not to be gay that you’re clearly gay.