7. Hey Internet…Can You Get Any More Awesome/Weird Than This?
I know I always say I spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any, but if there was ever a time to use that phrase this is it. Because I LITERALLY spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any when I watched this video. And I did it like 5 times. Just the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Everything from the song, to this guy shaking his dick to the biker gang that hired him. There is no explanation for any of it. It’s just the Internet being relentless per usual. Honestly what did people do before Online existed? Shit like this would just go by the boards? It seems unfathomable now. And yes this is a shoo in for top 100 videos of the year. Maybe top 10.
PS – Cue everybody calling me gay for being memorized by a video with a ton of dick shaking. Well if you weren’t entranced by this than you’re trying so hard not to be gay that you’re clearly gay.

I just spit out gaystoolie’s cum and I wasn’t even drinking it.
Hung like an ox and a patriot too!
“Will ya fart on my balls when we fuck? Will ya dump on my chest for good luck?” Pure Shakespeare.
As gay as Adam Lambert watching the Sound of Music while sucking a lolly
I’m gonna predict the top 5 videos…here goes…
5.) Adam Lambert
4.) Tom Brady
3.) Gronk
2.) Justin Bieber
1.) the Magic Mike movie trailer
hey internet are you really throwing 2 weeks away while deadspin is chugging along?
Hey Pres…you’re gay for being mezmorized by a video with a ton of dick shaking
deadspin does in 2 hours what barstool does in 2 weeks
Not sure why BSS has to do this list over 2 weeks either, for guys that spend a majority of their day in their pajamas do bloggers really need this much time off?
this was my #1
Why this video is not #1 is beyond me. Most craziest and insane video I saw all year. Even hearing a biker at the end yell out “play that nigger song” was classic.
where are all the black dudes at that party?
Opener for all 2013 BlackOut shows.
Definitely a prospect for that MC
Is Neil the guy grabbing the singers dick?
Can I get some lyrics?
This, super cold barley pop and “It starts right now” are the top 3. questionable list.