Adam Schefter Pretends Like He Is Happy that Chris Mortenson Cuckholded Him On the Chip Kelly To Philly Story
It’s the little things in life right?   Like this tweet shouldn’t make me this happy but it does.  I just picture Adam Scheffeter grinding his teeth at his computer pretending he doesn’t care that he just got mollywhopped by Chris Mortenson as he wrote this. Trying to act like he just didn’t get cuckholed by the Mort Report.  Simple pleasures for simple minds I suppose.
PS – How did Sal Paolantonio not break this?  I feel like that dude sleeps in the Eagles equipment room Rudy style. Only guy who spends more time with one team is Ed Werder with the Cowboys.
Is U Michigan a big Jewatorium? Never know where you guys are gonna infiltrate. Put a stranglehold on BU, apparently you have UM wrapped up. What’s left for the gentiles?
Jew on Jew hate is real.
I would like to mollywhop Ring Girl Brittany’s backside.
Jew, have you ever broke any news?
Sal was busy gargling the Jets juice that ESPN is addicted to for a large amount of this season
Also, have you been misspelling one of your most overused phrases for years and I never noticed? You know it’s cuckold (hold the h) right?
That was goddamn hysterical
the jew jokes have gone too far. just kidding.
Anyone who still criticizes Pres for incorrectly spelling/using the word “cuckhold” should go gargle with Clorox.
I cannot read this site anymore today. Kroll show ad is constantly messing with my page and fucking annoying
Im surprised you dont want to perform fellatio on Scehfter since hes a Michigan Alum
what about about pedro gomez…pretty sure he hides in a bush outside of the bonds residence
Sal Pal is considered a joke in Philadelphia, every scoop he has on philly is just stolen from local reporters a minute after they report. His “league sources” is the Eagles beat writers
Gargle with clorox, hilarious. Let me guess, you’re one of the guys who posts about tongue punching someone’s fartbox, or makes a joke about someone commenting from their mom’s basement, right? Comedic genius.
the old Pedro Gomez with the Giants would give SalPal a run for his money.
Is anybody else impressed that Comedy Central is advertising on Barstool? We are a demographic gentlemen (maybe ladies).
Does anyone else wonder how many phone books Schefter sits on to drive?
Remember Werder’s presence in Minnesotta back in the Favre saga. memories right there
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“now official”…..what a doucher
How much do these “analyst” make? And what dickfuck is paying them?
Sal Paolantonio, ESPN.