Al Jefferson’s 23K Bed Is All the Rage On the Internet Right Now
Score - On Tuesday New Utah Jazz guard Mo Williams tweeted this photo of teammate Al Jefferson’s bed (via TBJ), a huge piece of furniture that would seem to fit a normal-sized family of five, plus several pets. Al Jefferson paid a small fortune for this bed. Yes, that’s more than $23,000 for a single item of furniture.
So Al Jefferon’s bed is all the rage right now on the internet and I’m just as impressed as everybody else. Like if I had a room big enough in my apartment to fit this thing in I’d pay 23K for it in a heartbeat. I’m not even exaggerating. It would be money well spent. Because as far as I’m concerned the worst thing about being married besides having sex with the same person the rest of your life is having somebody else constantly crowding you and messing with your sleep. It sucks. With this thing I wouldn’t even know the First Lady was there. We’d be in different zip codes. Total game changer. Get me this mogul bed!
Hard to believe a large percentage of these guys go broke. #insertracialslurhere.
You could play Nightcrawlers for days in that thing.
its a mystery how athletes go broke! said no one ever.
Also: Number two is the fucking man.
I would make Renee sleep at the foot of the bed regardless…filthy animal
I love when you reblog shit, and act like its yours. TYPICAL JEW
2 words: dutch. oven.
Looks like he got a $6300 discount.
Even with 2 million internet dollars, a wife, and that HUGE bed. The only person you will be sharing it with is Feits who would still be lightly, gently holding you. Stop lying to stoolie nation and admit Renee sleeps in a separate room.
Couple more of these Walking Dead ads and you’re there…
p.s. I’m guessing at the rate you’re going in a couple years you will actually be sleeping in different zip codes…
umm shaq’s superman bed was 18ft in diameter… this shit is weak. got heeem
umm shaq’s superman bed was 18ft in diameter… this shit is weak. got heeem
umm shaq’s superman bed was 18ft in diameter… this shit is weak. got heeem
That bed might be big enough for you, the First Lady and your nose.
Why don’t you do a GTA on your scrawny wife’s ass wearing a thong?
To paraphrase Boiler Room: he’s got the 23k for the bed but not the $200 to put sheets on it. It’s n****r rich!
Pleading poverty in 2019. Jackwad.
It’s like $5k just for regular, middle class, normal people to get a Tempurpedic. This is not that extravagant of a purchase. Its just 90% of stoolies are sleeping on a futon or the bed their parents bought them for their first apartment.
Totally agree cdub2103. 99% of stoolies are white trash who still sleep in the car bed their parents bought them in middle school
how could anybody not like bostonsbetter’s comment? Losers
He will never ever wash those sheets.
Well, he will be on 30 for 30 Broke Part 2 in about 5 years.