Newser - Warning: You may not want to read (or watch) this while eating. Alicia Silverstone has a somewhat unconventional method for feeding her 11-month-old son, Bear Blu: She chews the food for him, then lets him take it directly out of her mouth. She posted a picture and video of the practice on her website over the weekend, writing, “I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup … from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite … and mine. He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating.” But is the practice safe? One doctor tells Fox News it may not be, since viruses and bacteria can be passed from mom to baby, and plus, “there’s a certain ick factor here that needs to be considered.” The deputy editor of parenting site Babble.com notes that the video looks “like Alicia is making out with her son,” and a family therapist questions whether the practice is psychologically appropriate. A nutrition specialist sums it up: “I think a food processor and a spoon are a better bet!”

Make no mistake about it – if you feed your child like a penguin, you are the biggest asshole on the planet earth. You’re a bigger asshole than the biggest Occupier in all of Occupy Wall Street. You’re a bigger asshole than the biggest feminist at KO Barstool. You make the folks at PETA look fun to hang out with.

Alicia Silverstone you are the worst. You were so important to me growing up. I literally masturbated to the Aerosmith video for Cryin. When you got that tattoo and got your belly button pierced and went bungee jumping off that overpass with a rope tied around your waist I’m pretty sure my balls dropped on the spot. When you ran it back for the video for Crazy and did all that pseudo-lesbian shit with Liv Tyler it was like the greatest sequel of all time. I loved you, Alicia.

And this is how your repay me? By acting like an emperor penguin and half way digesting food and spewing it into your son’s mouth. By making a youtube video that looks way too much like you tongue kissing your son. A son, by the way, that you named “Bear.” What kind of fucking bear can’t eat his own food? Good luck when you send this little guy off to his first day of school and he expects someone to chew up his PB&J sandwich and throw up into his mouth. Teacher teacher my mommy used to kiss me with food can you do that for me too!

Out of all the “Pussification” blogs in Barstool history, parents not allowing their kids to eat their own food, a basic function of human life and survival, may be the worst.