And Here is the Valentine’s Red
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The red you wanted.
Happy Valentines Day El Pres.
And on that note I’m going to bed/youjizz/bed….
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$100 this girl is a porker
What are you talking about dude. I’m on my phone and can see she’s thin. Those are monsterous tits. Motorboat city.
Mccish….she is stacked and lean…look at that waist…strong work pres!!!
Tomorrows wake-up…
Does the First Lady want to put a bullet in her head? I’m betting she married you because you are hideous and figured that no chicks would even look at you, she could keep you on lock down. And now hear you are getting awesome tit shots emailed/Twittered to you on the regular.
Otwisted, i thought i had something clever but then i read your comment. Exactly. Im just gna go ahead and shut the fuck up now.
Id eat a log of her shit just to touch those fun bags
Instagram is a hell of an app…
She looks like one of those life size dolls that the freaks think are their girlfriends on a HBO Real Sex episode…
~tkobarstool~
Fake Life?
That is an extremely nice pair of bombs. I cant hate
Goddamn bombshell. The waist is exagerated cuz she took it at an angle tko. U may be good at being cunts but not so good at geometry
Is it just me or I don’t get the guys who want to eat a shit, suck a fart or follow a shit trail back to that Ass. Shit is gross. You ever Fuck a chick in the Ass and smell shit? It’s fucking discusting and makes your dick limp immediately. Chicks in porno clean their Ass out like a plumber before scenes. Most chicks don’t. Poop dick is disgusting.
I agree with Buddy, sex and shit should be kept separate.
Holy shit, what a great pair of boobies. And on a small frame no less! Find out who this chick is ASAP!
sif?
mccish, your comments suck, you’re not funny. SHUT. UP.
Thank you sir. Poop and sex should never combine. That’s what made 2 girls 1 cup so fucked up. Well, fucked up if you aren’t into chicks eating shit. When Tiger was pulling Ass to mouth he must have had a one day anal cleanout required.
Hey Buddy is that what you require before you let dudes punish your backside???
Buddy is right. Getting poop on your dick or fingers is reserved for 3 year olds.
@yourpal… I hear what your saying about the waist, but how do you explain the tits too?! Every girl I have ever dated has either had a hefty lefty or a mighty righty. Those two tits are perfectly symmetric in size and proportion. The only thing that might make them real is i may or may not detect very faint vains running up each breast. I dunno tough call, but if that is real life then I want more pictures NSFW status too!
~tkobarstool~
Getting shit on your dick is for 3 year olds? Uh… What the fuck are you doing to three year old boys, you sick fuck?
Children should be potty trained before they reach the age of 2…
Hey fisty awesome comment???
Fisty. I’m going to give u a word of advice. Your mom will find the crusty socks.
I know this chick– she is a senior at BU. Those are 100% natural and she is 100% down for ass play. True story.
I’d stick my dick between those
Pres those ads are fucking killing me!! A perfectly quiet house and then all of a sudden a stupid fucking commercial on Full Blast Volume that I can’t do anything about!!
Rexisfat for anal pres.
Tko. In life you’re going to run into girls who have two different sized titties. Saying that, its not that typical. So the fact u keep running into it isn’t that normal. Are u 13?
@buddy… Come to think of it ur right I only came cross one women who did have one extraordinary large breast compared to the other and it was ur mom post breast cancer surgery!
Go fuck yourself you uneducated prick! Don’t push me because I will respond with a one punch knock out mother fucker!
~tkobarstool~
tko, what is more douchey? that cheesy ass “one punch mother fucker” line you just used or the fact that you sign each comment with a tilda and your log-in name?… I’m going to go with the amount of exclaimation marks you use
I’m gunna cunt slap your mother…
~tkobarstool~
Must be the (✓ verified) guy.
I can’t wait to get shit from Buddy’s moms ass all over my dick
tko, i hope you one day have a child with a hard case of down’s syndrome who ends up killing you a la lenny from mice and men
Clownsauce I hope you have to decide weather or not to go ahead with a difficult surgery for your daughter when she is 2 years old and you make the wrong choice, living a life filled with guilt…
~tkobarstool~
tko, i hope someone takes your mother out to a nice seafood dinner….AND NEVER CALLS HER AGAIN
i also hope that you learn how to spell the word “whether”
Clownsauce I hope your girlfriend’s OBGYN finds an unusual reading on her next Pap smear test….
~tkobarstool~
What does the rest look like? Wake up and I wanted it yesterday!
I hope TKO gets anally raped. Go choke on a dick you unoriginal faggot.
Rex you right that shit about every girl on the site. Give it up, it’s annoying
Hey Janice Dewittt, I “right” that shit about every girl on this site? REALLY?? Hold on… let me guess; Medford Voke?
I might be raining on this testosterone parade and simultaneously blowing up this chicks spot…but she’s wearing two (most likely padded) bras..you can see the black straps of the other bra. Creates an optical illusion of a boob job. Sorry boysss
Have to agree with mccish. This girl is either a porker or has a beat face. What kind of chic takes pictures of her tits for a married man on Valentine’s Day?
And yes, she is wearing two padded bras…the red one is way too huge for her. Probably got it out of her mom’s closet.
the medford voke insult was gold