NEWTON (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - The principal of a school in Newton suggested handing out origami instead of chocolate and other sweet treats for Valentine’s Day. In an e-mail sent home to parents of students at Horace Mann School, the principal asked them to eliminate sending their kids to school with candy, treats, and other snacks because last year they were inundated with treats. The amount of candy made for a long day at school. The letter also noted that the overindulgence of sweets runs counter to the school’s no food sharing policy, as well as the effort of the physical education teacher who is trying to help the kids make healthy choices.Families are allowed to send addition alternatives gifts like stickers, pencils, erasers, stamps, bookmarks, or crafts like origami.

What in the fuck is origami? Is that a type of pasta? I think it is right? Anyway just another sad example of the pussfication of America.  I mean Valentine’s day is fucking HUGE in elementary school. Like who you sent cards to and shit. What the message on the candy heart said that you gave a slut. All that shit could literally make or break your entire social year. I mean you give that little minx Suzy who sits next to you an eraser or a pencil for Valentines Day and you can flat out kiss any chance of getting in her pants goodbye. Seriously I may no nothing about chicks. but even I know you can’t seduce a chick with bookmarks. Sad day for America indeed.