Andover High Basketball Team In Trouble For Forcing Freshman To Play “Wet Biscuit”
ANDOVER — The investigation into an alleged hazing incident involving the Andover High boys basketball program centers around an allegation that two underclassman were coaxed into playing a humiliating sex game. The Easton Police Department is now investigating the incident, which occurred in early July at the Hoop Mountain overnight basketball camp held at Stonehill College in Easton. A source close to the investigation confirmed nine members of the basketball team were attending the camp when two young players were coaxed into playing a game called “wet biscuit” in one of the dorm rooms. The loser of the game had to eat an Oreo cookie covered with a bodily fluid. The source said the boy who made the allegations was one of the two boys who was coaxed into playing the game. The other underclassman who was coaxed into playing the game has reportedly transferred to another school.
I got to be honest. I didn’t know what “Wet Biscuit” was when I first read this. For some reason I assumed it was a version of steal the bacon which I used to dominate in elementary school gym class. That’s obviously the game where there is a rag in the middle of the gym and you got to run and grab it and bring it back to your side without getting tagged. Figured the loser has to eat an oreo with piss on it or something. But upon further review it appears Wet Biscuit is a game in which bros jerk off as fast as they can on an oreo cookie and the last person to cum has to eat it. That my friends is fucking disgusting. There is no coming back from that. Like there are certain things I just can’t do. Eat another man’s cum cookie is one of them. (Lord Lambert notwithtstanding)
Anyway this story kind of brings up an interesting question. How much would somebody have to pay you to eat a cum cookie? Dead serious. I mean what’s the worst that can happen? Can you catch the gay? Get Aids? Pregnant? What?….Nothing right? Still I think it would take 250K for me to eat another man’s cum oreo. Id’ just worry that everytime I try to get hard in the future this incident woud pop into my head and I’d go soft. Big risk. So I’d need at least 250 large to chance it. Unless of course whoever jizzed on it ate Aspagarus first in which case 150K would suffice. Asparagus does make your cum taste sweet right? At least that’s the assumption I’m working under.
“ookie cookie” where I came from…not sure people actually played it though.
You know how I know you’re gay?
It makes me appreciate having avoided these atrocious life experiences
I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt that you didn’t think this out. Anything short of $5 million is crazy. Needs to be life changing money. $250k will be gone before you know it, and all you’ll have for your trouble is the memory of jizz taste.
These upper class kids should know better. Fazio has them all stay back in Middle School so they are all 19 years old.
If it was Lambert’s seed you’d gobble it down and ask for seconds…poo-pusher.
Do you have to be born there to have the Massachusetts Fag Gene or does it rub off on transplants after a certain amount of time?
I’m calling bullshit on this one. We all know that the price you would name would be one Oreo.
Would take at least a mil for me to consider it. But it does raise the age-old question.. If pres says 250k, but then someone puts 249k on the table in front of him, i’m sure he’d still do it. 248, 247, 240 on the table.. when do you finally say no?
no more oreos for me. thanks.
Athletes are the biggest closet faggots in the world.
It’s called soggy biscuit, idiots
You caught the gay a long time ago. Can’t believe you still think your in the closet.
College baseball and hockey players I understand doing this dumb ass homo erotic bs to mask their obviously fagola tendencies….and they are crazy as fuck too. But basketball now too??? BTW if a coach says he doesn’t know this shit is going on he is one lying bitch. I have 2 sons who are under 11 but are pretty good athletes so far. I already told them if anyone tries any of that kinda stuff with them to beat their ass and let me know so I can take care of a legal bill if need be.
if you are correcting anyone on what this “game” is called, you’re completely fucking retarded
No homo but I’d do it for fifty large. You know what I could do with that kinda cash?
If those were cum-saturated Genevas or Brussels, Prez would take down 72 bags in 72 days
@soxfan822. you would know you homo.
Andover kids have always been a little “off”. This explains everything.
you’ve never heard of ookie cookie or dirty cookie? i just figured it was kind of urban legend. it’s super-gay on so many levels, the most obvious being that a group of guys get hard in front of each other and make themselves spooge in front of each other.
ps – why does it make me uncomfortable to hear a dude use the word “cum”?
Gookie Cookie
I thought it was pineapple that made it sweet and asparagus made it smell like shit
I believe it was called sticky biscuit. Even though this sounds really sickening, i dont believe you did it justice in the explanation. It wasnt one upper classmens boy seed, it was several peoples boy seeds. Everyone who was involved, about 3 or 4 players i believe jerked their gerkins and added extra layers to that oreo. So the recepient had to eat all of the quadruple stuffed oreo. My statement is, NO ONE makes, coaxes or forces you into circle jerking with 4 or 5 other guys and eating the product? NO ONE.
This once again leads me to the question: Approximately how much does David Portnoy pulling in per year? I’m guessing he must be nearing the $200K mark by now?Anyone have info on this? Enquiring minds wants to know. Or maybe David has the balls to tell his Stoolies?? Doubt it.
Typical Andover Jew faggots
How about no amount of money. You can’t put a price on your manhood or self respect. I’d rather live out of my truck than eat whatever the fuck kind of biscuit it’s called, no matter how much money it was.
100% called Soggy Biscuit…
Amatures
Pretty fucked up group of kids. Even suggesting something of this sort around my group of friends would get you pummeled to the brink of death, the fact that all these kids agreed to it is fucking disturbing.
Back in the olden days this was referred to as shooting the cookie, didn’t think it actually ever happened though.
I think the real question is, how bad of a beating do you take from your teammates for refusing to participate? I’ll take 500 punches to the skull, 15 dozen kicks to the groin, several broken bones, internal bleeding, loss of hearing, multiple wedgies and loss of conciousness and still I’m not going to consider eating the spooge of these fucking douchebags. Complete insanity.
It’s not just athletes that are closeted fags and partake in gay shit like this. They do this same shit when rushing fraternities too. Kid I knew had to this all the way back in the early 90′s when rushing a frat at U Lowell. They used pizza instead of oreos. Fucking fags.
Fraternities or teams that do this shit are a bunch of closet cases. A circle jerk alone is pretty fucking gay. Then, the loser (guy who could not get aroused enough to come quickly while watching his buddies slap their sausages) has to eat it? Fucked up.
cum cookie
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I’d do it for 10 grand
Ignatz, strong work, my man. I’m thinking after Portnose pays his employees (which I’m sure isn’t much) and electric bill …. my estimate isn’t too far off.
What kind of gaymo comes up with a game where you eat a jizz covered cookie?
id do it for fuckin 8 grand.
everyone knows it’s called Gookie Cookie
anyone says different obvisouly changed the name to hide what they did.
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LOL @ “wet biscuit” fucking weirdos
Everyone knows its called “Yucky Cookie”
Cum biscuit
It’s a “Rookie Cookie” and up until now I thought it was a myth.
It was all sharky’s idea. I have proof
Captain Cum is dating coach’s daughter. Just cause coach knows his daughter has swallowed a lot of his team’s captain’s jizz doesn’t mean anybody else should. Why isn’t this kid (sorry, he’s not a kid cause he redshirted at coach’s request in 8th grade…he’s 19) registered as a SEX OFFENDER?