ANDOVER — The investigation into an alleged hazing incident involving the Andover High boys basketball program centers around an allegation that two underclassman were coaxed into playing a humiliating sex game. The Easton Police Department is now investigating the incident, which occurred in early July at the Hoop Mountain overnight basketball camp held at Stonehill College in Easton. A source close to the investigation confirmed nine members of the basketball team were attending the camp when two young players were coaxed into playing a game called “wet biscuit” in one of the dorm rooms. The loser of the game had to eat an Oreo cookie covered with a bodily fluid. The source said the boy who made the allegations was one of the two boys who was coaxed into playing the game. The other underclassman who was coaxed into playing the game has reportedly transferred to another school.
I got to be honest. I didn’t know what “Wet Biscuit” was when I first read this. For some reason I assumed it was a version of steal the bacon which I used to dominate in elementary school gym class. That’s obviously the game where there is a rag in the middle of the gym and you got to run and grab it and bring it back to your side without getting tagged. Figured the loser has to eat an oreo with piss on it or something. But upon further review it appears Wet Biscuit is a game in which bros jerk off as fast as they can on an oreo cookie and the last person to cum has to eat it. That my friends is fucking disgusting. There is no coming back from that. Like there are certain things I just can’t do. Eat another man’s cum cookie is one of them. (Lord Lambert notwithtstanding)
Anyway this story kind of brings up an interesting question. How much would somebody have to pay you to eat a cum cookie? Dead serious. I mean what’s the worst that can happen? Can you catch the gay? Get Aids? Pregnant? What?….Nothing right? Still I think it would take 250K for me to eat another man’s cum oreo. Id’ just worry that everytime I try to get hard in the future this incident woud pop into my head and I’d go soft. Big risk. So I’d need at least 250 large to chance it. Unless of course whoever jizzed on it ate Aspagarus first in which case 150K would suffice. Asparagus does make your cum taste sweet right? At least that’s the assumption I’m working under.