I follow Christy Mack on Twitter. I don’t follow many pornstars, but I guess lovin’ bitches is one of my problems. And, last night she tweeted that she had caught her MMA fighter boyfriend cheating on her.

Now I love few things in this world. It’s basically: a cold glass of milk, my dogs, Chuck Taylors, and watching couples fight. But boy do I ever love watching couples fight. So as soon as I saw the first tweet, I grabbed a bowl of popcorn and dove in. From what I gather, she read his emails (tatted up and crazy, if she doesn’t be careful we’re gonna end up married) and discovered that he’s been emailing side pieces that he doesn’t “love” her and he just uses her as a sponsor.

 

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I really don’t know how to react to this. This blog is more of a fence-sitting question than a statement. Can pornstars get mad about cheating? Part of me is thinking, “Oh you saw emails I sent to chicks? I saw you get DP creampied by 2 dudes who aren’t me last night.” As long as he’s not falling in love with chicks, he should be able to fuck whoever he wants. Separate the physical and the emotional, that’s what pornstars are doing right? He should be able to as well. Just an unspoken agreement on an open-relationship as long as you’re not buying Valentine’s Day gifts for the other chicks.

 

But the other part of me thinks that if you agree to date a pornstar then you’re agreeing to play by different rules. You knew what she did for a living when you started dating. That means you have to be OK with her taking 12 inch pythons a few times a week so she can pay the rent. No one forced you to start dating her. If you weren’t OK with dating a pornstar then you shouldn’t have started. Like if I start dating a vegetarian I’m not going to complain that she never eats meat, she’s just being the person I agreed to be in a relationship with.

 

So, it’s a tossup to me. Vote 1 for fuck all the whores you want and she can’t get mad, 10 for you decided to make your bed with a pornstar, now sleep in it. I’m going 5.

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PS – Christy and I are in a bit of a relationship. It’s not traditional, our grandparents wouldn’t understand it, but there’s something. It’s not so much “dating” as it is “I jerk off to her and Stoolies get her to take pictures and sign autographs at porn trade shows.” But it’s basically the most serious relationship I’ve ever been in. So I’d appreciate it if you guys didn’t tell her that I said part of me thinks she can’t be cheated on. You know, bros before hoes and all that.

 

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