Are The Canucks The Most Pathetic Team In Professional Sports?
Good to see that the Canucks are rising to the occasion once again in the playoffs. Just getting their ass kicked inside out by the Kings and being mocked by the LA fans which don’t even know what hockey is. I wonder if they’ll burn down Vancouver if they get swept by the 8 seed? Probably.


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i wish someone would make a compilation of the sedins getting laid out. i would watch it all day
Stayed up to watch this game, bodies were flying all over the place. I wonder if Evil One has bought his riot gear yet cause the Canooks are toast. Enjoy the Presidents trophy faggots.
pres normally i don’t mind the grammar, but it’s the “..LA fans who..”
Penguins were on the canucks level of pussyness yesterday too
Chin up, Evil One. You always have football season… err, baseball… umm… basketball? Oh nevermind, you’re about to be swept out of professional sports all together.
I love Ryan Kesler in the Olympics, but I cannot stand him now. I’ve lost all respect for that diving pussy.
cityslicka, totally agree, Penguins gave the Canucks a run for their money.
Just another chapter to add to the next cringetastic johnny”failure” canuck video for this storied franchise.
Maybe they can get the Burger King king to be in the video beating up Johnny Canuck
Thank god the seal hunt starts in a couple weeks
I agree about Kesler. He was the only Canook that was somewhat bearable…no more
pres every LA fan at that game probably knows more about hockey than you, even KOBE!!
I’d say LA fans have a better grasp than your stupid bird-beaked ass does any given day of the week. Fuckin big bird lookin motherfucker…go eat some sunflower seeds
This video doesnt even show the best part. The struggle for Sedin to get to the bench was hilarious
All Canadians are fucking idiots, they all burn their towns and cities down when they lose in the playoffs. It’s really nuts. It may be attributed to the fact that the beer up there has nearly double the alcohol content then ours does down here, and that they’re retarded. The severity of how they burn their city down is solely based on how far they get. For example: 1st round knock out : flip half a dozen cars and burn 2-3 cars and rob maybe 2 stores while rioting in the streets until 5 am. Lose in the second round? Double all those numbers. Lose in the conference finals or stanley cup finals? You saw what happened. ’94 to the rangers… burned the whole city down ’11 to the Bruins, Burned the whole city down.
pres you can’t call out anyone on their knowledge of hockey. you are the biggest pink-hat-bandwagon-fan ever. your “sports” blogs make me sick
if i didnt start hating the yankees the same time my cognitive thinkin kicked in vancouver would easiy be my most hated sports team..this series completely sums up why hockey is potentially the only sport seeds do not matter.
Ya it sucks, Quick is playing awesome. Can’t win if you don’t score. To all the guys chirping about us burning our city down… Shit was back to normal the next day. Unlike your major cities, have fun becoming a 3rd world country.
What the fuck are you talking about vanadian? Canada is America’s bitch in ALL things. And how is going back to normal the day after burning your city down like it never even happened a positive thing? You goddamned idiot.
This year’s version will be better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCn98i7IJmA
I don’t think so. I’m more inclined to think a team that went nearly 40 YEARS without a Cup is pretty pathetic. Or another team that went 86 YEARS without a championship is just about as pathetic as is gets. And before someone tries a witty remark about the Habs, just remember Montreal has 4 TIMES as many Cups as you pathetic Broons team.
If the U.S. ever became a 3rd world country, where exactly would that leave Canada? Ya know, since the only thing they’re known for is riding our coat tails? What the fuck does that even mean, back to normal the next day……you guys have superior clean-up crews? Now go do whatever it is you froggy fucks do up there, eh?!
Almost as bad as the Pens now
Nope.The Motreal Canadiens are even more pathetic than the Canucks.
As an American who went to Vancouver/Whistler every year for about seven years of my childhood, I can defend the city and area. It is one of the cleanest, nicest and most fun places that you can visit in the world. Half of the people on here who are trash talking the city, probably haven’t even been close to Vancouver or BC.
As far as the Canucks being the most pathetic team in sports, let’s consider the following.. Prior to the 2010-2011 season, the B’s last cup was 39 YEARS AGO! Yes, they are a storied organization, I can’t argue that. But, the Canucks 40 year existence was literally one win away from having just as many cups as the Bruins in the past 39 years. You guys can talk history all you want, but that’s a cold hard fact. (I know that you guys one another one right before that too.)
Last years series was an awesome series, 7 games, down to the wire, fights, overtime wins, comebacks.. as a hockey fan you couldn’t ask for any more. Rather than trash the Canucks, why don’t you back your boys as their averaging .5 goals a game against a no name goalie who hasn’t played a playoff game in his life. If Quick was in net, that .5 would be a 0.
Correction: Averaging 1 goal a game in the series.
I don’t care about the city of Vancouver or the people who live there. All that I know is that in last year’s cup finals, the Canucks tried to cheapshot their way to a title. But as soon as they ran into a physical team they folded like a deck of cards, and got absolutely embarrassed.
The Canucks are a bunch of gutless pussies who got smacked around like the bitches that they are last year. And I’m happy to see that nothing has changed since.
Habs fan running to past Glories almost as fast as a Yankee fan. And sounding every bit as much of a douche for doing so.
Hey remember that time the Canucks won a cup? And they clinched in game 7 in Vancouver?!! And they played dirty water and all the players hoisted the cup one by one? Oh wait…
You really know nothing about hockey but this one is pretty obvious. Getting bounced by the Kings is nothing to be ashamed of its the way their doing it, like they always have been. And LA’s fan base isn’t that bad just because they’re not the north people assume no one knows anything about hockey.
^^ Are you fucking kidding me?? How is it not sad as fuck to get swept by LA? You are the number one seed with the best record in the NHL and you can’t win 1 game against LA. Fucking pathetic. Ottawa is the best team in Canada right now. They at least don’t lay down like a bunch of pussies.