Avril Lavigne Is Engaged To the Dude From Nickleback 6 months After Breaking Up With Brody Jenner….Downgrade City
DM – Her bed is still warm from Brody Jenner, but it seems Avril Lavigne has well and truly moved on. Not only has news emerged that she is dating Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger – but her representative has confirmed that the pair are now engaged following a six-month romance. The insider told People: ‘A romantic relationship blossomed as they spent time writing together.’ While she is the younger of the two, it will actually be the second marriage for Grammy-nominee Avril. In July 2006, at the tender age of 21, she wed Sum 41 rocker Deryck Whibley in a fairytale wedding. However, it was not to be and she filed for divorce a little more than three years later. She then moved on to Kim Kardashian’s stepbrother Brody – even getting a tattoo of his name beneath her right breast – before they split in January after nearly two years together.
Avril Lavigne is getting married for the 2nd time? That’s freaking crazy. I mean she can’t be older than 15 right? I just picture her still riding her skateboard around town trying to be a boy. Somehow bitch is already a divorcee. Between her and Sloan from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off today must be feeling old day at the Stool or something.
More importantly how does Chad Kroeger overlook the Brody Jenner tattoo on her tit? That would be a total deal breaker for me. Especially since Brody Jenner is a fox and Chad Kroeger is disgusting looking. It’s like being cuckholded 24/7. To be honest I don’t even know how Avril Lavigne scored Brody Jenner in the first place. He seems way out of her league doesn’t he? Or do people think Avril Lavine hot or something? I don’t know. I keep waiting for her to grow tits and nothing ever happens.