Avril Lavigne Is Engaged To the Dude From Nickleback 6 months After Breaking Up With Brody Jenner….Downgrade City
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DM – Her bed is still warm from Brody Jenner, but it seems Avril Lavigne has well and truly moved on. Not only has news emerged that she is dating Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger – but her representative has confirmed that the pair are now engaged following a six-month romance. The insider told People: ‘A romantic relationship blossomed as they spent time writing together.’ While she is the younger of the two, it will actually be the second marriage for Grammy-nominee Avril. In July 2006, at the tender age of 21, she wed Sum 41 rocker Deryck Whibley in a fairytale wedding. However, it was not to be and she filed for divorce a little more than three years later. She then moved on to Kim Kardashian’s stepbrother Brody – even getting a tattoo of his name beneath her right breast – before they split in January after nearly two years together.
Avril Lavigne is getting married for the 2nd time? That’s freaking crazy. I mean she can’t be older than 15 right? I just picture her still riding her skateboard around town trying to be a boy. Somehow bitch is already a divorcee. Between her and Sloan from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off today must be feeling old day at the Stool or something.
More importantly how does Chad Kroeger overlook the Brody Jenner tattoo on her tit? That would be a total deal breaker for me. Especially since Brody Jenner is a fox and Chad Kroeger is disgusting looking. It’s like being cuckholded 24/7. To be honest I don’t even know how Avril Lavigne scored Brody Jenner in the first place. He seems way out of her league doesn’t he? Or do people think Avril Lavine hot or something? I don’t know. I keep waiting for her to grow tits and nothing ever happens.
Sounds like she’s makIng things so complicated.
starting to get a little heavy on the D-list celebrity gossip blogs on the stool these days Prez. but since you brought it up this chick may have the douchiest dating history on earth
I didn’t sign up for this
You’re pretty gay if you A) don’t think avril lavigne has a decent body and B) post a picture of both dudes and not her for this post.
I was just hoping she would see a dentist sometime before she was 18,
She’s Canadian, what do you expect? Brody Jenner wasn’t down with watching Hockey Night in Canada. Avril just wants to listen to shitty music and eat poutine. That’s how they do it in Northern Mexico.
Actually could be (in a weird way) a true power play move here by Avril (‘fuckin names their kid Avril by the way).
Avril is Canadian, Nickleback dude is Canadian and actually “has a career (in Canada at least). Jenner is a fame seeking lazy fuck who doesnt do shit, so in 5 years, dude will be making $5 grand to show up at party’s etc….Nickleback dude, on the other hand will still be “making music” and touring.
I think Nickleback sucks, but Jenner sucks more
downgrade? If anything this is an upgrade. any possible move to get away from the dysfunctional shitshow Jenner/Kardashian family is a step in the right direction. That being said I could give a fuck less about anyone mentioned in this story
sort of agree with snap dragon. Jenner is a no talent butt, butt fucking pole smoker. Even if you hate their music, this nickleback dude probably has 20mil in the bank. looks wise its jenner, but thats it. i’d probably rather talk to a wet fart than that sweet boy
“I keep waiting for her to grow tits and nothing ever happens” Couldn’t agree more.
I’m pretty sure Jenner copied your surfer hair swag
another “I’m not gay but I’m totally gay” blog from El Pres…Brody Jenner is “a fox”? Fuck you twinkle toes
your new name should be elperezidente. Or even better, just go ahead and name your site PrezHilton.com…
Oh my GAWD I know aren’t Brody’s eyes dreamy? And that smile just makes my knees weak and…what THE FUCK Pres? Ok we get it, the new shtick is to do a “this guy is so cute” blogs and think it’s funny but after 50 or so it’s kinda weaksauce you are absolutely owned by KFC now. And Christ he’s a Jets fan!
Avril Lavigne, Nickelback, Brody Jenner? What the actual fuk? Another Gay+ post, Heebs. Us magazine is looking for a urinal puck cleaner I hear. Just nominated you.
Avril Lavigne is a smokeshow, and a pyscho as well which makes her hotter.
And Brody Jenner is very handsome. If you get uncomfortable with that fact or say otherwise, then you are probably gay deep down inside.
She obviously knows a fucking rockstar when she see one. Jesus, look at that dreamboat.
powerload30, you know you’d gladly let either one of these dickwads spurt their joy juice on your face
They need to name their kid Bryan Adams or get the fuck out of Canada.
Log this under who gives a fuck.
Your definitly homo
why do Canadian only fuck doggie style? So they can both watch Hockey Night in Canada
classic
Can you imagine fucking your chick and everything her tits bounce, you get to see her exs name branded under there? No fucking thanks