Only thing gayer than wearing another man’s jersey is getting his face tattooed on your leg. If you’re looking for a blowjob nothing puts a girl in the mood like a gigantic black man screaming in her face.

But I guess this is why Baltimore says they have way better fans than us. We go to the games and cheer while they get their players tattooed into their quadricep. Putting some pointy objects into a body is what separates the men from the boys, right Ray?