Mine:

When I was like 14 I used to microwave Vasoline, put it in a plastic bag and masturbate with that. So I think I kind of invented the FleshLight.

 

 

Twitter 10 Best (tweet them to @JFeitelberg or use #BarstoolConfessions):

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(I don’t think that’s me but at the same time, I’m not positive. Probably Levi Cash)

 

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(Black Twitter can’t help themselves from jumping on a hashtag. This guy has no idea what’s going on)

 

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