Introducing Emily from UNH. Is this a strong smokeshow week or what? Just churning out fire from Durham. Sucks so bad we’re banned by Scope.
Do you know any smokes? Send them to firstname.lastname@example.org
How do you bet the Preakness? Forget it's a horse race? Treat it like a basketball game? Bet 1000 on orb to win a 1000?
Gawker has raised 50K to buy video of Toronto Mayor smoking crack. Stoolies have raised 17K for me to become mayor http://t.co/wB98vROxCf
Just deposited money into a new Citizens ATM. MIND BLOWN