Introducing Hayley from URI. Tomorrow night suckers! The Stool finally returns to URI. I think there are like 100 tickets or something left. My guess is they will sell out before the show so if you’re waiting to get one at the door you probably will get shut out. But Hayley doesn’t have to worry about that because she just won free tickets.
Do you know any last minute smokes for either URI tomorrow or Springfield on Sat? Speak now or forever hold your peace