Pussification of America continues: Lingerie League Football coach from yesterday forced to apologize http://t.co/fAAnbyHFjl
Weather looks great for Figawi. For sure not.
Do I sweat Leonardo DiCaprio? Yes I do. http://t.co/ifODAbex5W
How do I contact @TheOfficial_CT
Hey @ryanwhitney6 you around? Broshow filming tomorrow. Broshow name sucks blah, blah, blah. Shut up everybody
So I blogged about the Whizdom 2 days ago. The inventor said if I tried it I’d love it. Well just like with any product if you send it to me I’ll give it an honest review. That’s exactly what I did. And no I’m not sure why this video is so long. Sales Guy is our video editor and apparently liked hearing Feitleberg giggle.
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Do a video tour of your desk area. What’s on the whiteboard? How many empty coffee cups do you need to write? Why don’t you clean your laptop, or raise it up to stop your hunch-neck? Behind the Music, Barstool.
I bet it’ll be huge in China
he seriously wanted to see your dick when he opened the door and its fucking weird
not even a complimentary thumbtack? what a scam
Is that Woogie?
Die, that’s all I ask
ask them if they have an infant size for your baby dick.
maybe you can hang it on your dyson fan that you gave a bad review but still keep on your desk
I’m sure your Jew ass won’t throw it away, I remember a review you did awhile back about no blade fans and how bad they sucked, well that’s still in your fancy work space.
“It let’s you pee standing up.”
Roll it on your nose. It would probably fit better.
Your office needs one of those rows of 5 clocks on the wall for barstool hq, London, Moscow, Sydney, and Tokyo. Until then you’re no mogul.
Hey Pres maybe the Vagdom would work better for you..saw it in Walmart
“the thing that lets you piss standing up”
pres sits down to pee
Whizdom guy is gonna be pretty psyched about this review
It’s hard to connect it when you don’t have a dick.
Mr Cracker I laughed at that one
you and feitelberg and now eskimo bros. Who is the lucky lady you ask? A black 40 inch latex tube that is designed for men to subtly pee in public.
Nice office. Looks like you’re livin’ the high life over there. You guys hiring?
are* eyehehherrr
That office creeped me out…I kept expecting to see a Gimp tied up in the corner next to Feitelberg
Pres videos are always A
Should have had sales guy put it on, you know he was rock hard watching you two.
feitelbedrg dresses very gayly
Brady’s kid would have no problem, right pres?
You didn’t read the fine print.
–Does NOT work on uncircumcised Jew dicks–
Are we sure the thumbtack is not meant to secure it to your dick? Still the worst invention ever, but it would at least work.
How bad did Sales Guy want to put that on for you with his mouth?
Was your office a treehouse at some point ?
Are you fucking shitting me? I just wasted 7 min of my life watching that crap? That’s it. I’m done with this site. It’s nothing but Stoolala for me from here on out.
2 Jews no cup.
That office is a double-wide
“it’s like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank” is dynamite
no chance in hell any equity investor buys a stake in a company with a HQ like that. I shudder to think what kind of working conditions Neil and Mo are subjected to.
We need product reviews at least once a week
Pretty sure your both suppose to put it on at the same time
doesn’t help that feitelberg has a vagina
So say you were able to get it on your dick…are you just supposed to let the other end hang down your leg and let the piss get all on your shoe when it comes out the other side?
Pres I have the same laptop and it cost 400 dollars. Am I mogul status?
Shark Tank: The Retard Edition
What I got from this video:
1. Sales guy is super creepy
2. Your nose isn’t that big
3. Feitleberg looks like a mix between a rape doll and a burn victim. Not sure why but he does.
If you’re a cop and you catch someone using one of these in public, do you give them a ticket? Lock them up? Who puts one of those on when leaving the house? When was the last time you went somewhere where you thought, “I’m so screwed if I have to take a piss.” Stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.
Prez has a shitty poor house but an expensive bladeless fan. He’s more black than he is Jewish.
I can’t get past how much of a dump your office is. Jesus!
Did you bandwagoners see Scott drop Thornton? Why no blog on that one hahaha.
that guy probably invested an absurd amount of money in this, maybe staked his mortgage on it if he was dumb enough (and he certainly looks like it). and just because you couldn’t slip it on your johnson this guy is probably gonna be homeless by spring. did the pres do it again or did the pres do it again.
Christ, you are getting fat, Pageviews. Just puffy and bloated and and gross looking, like a corpse that’s been in the water too long. Sad really. You used to be such a stud.
pres i have a slam dunk smoke show for you….jcaraa on instagram. if thats enough check out her sister _kcara ….pres if you drop the ball on this then I dont even know. im begging you the stool needs to see this please
Locked out Habs fan let me know when anybody from Montreal does that.
btw theyre fordham girls, or former fordham girls maybe KFC can handle that one
“It’s the thing that lets you piss standing up…”
That would be a dick, Portnoy. A dick is the the thing that lets you piss standing up.
Sweet homeless look, bro. Is your office in the basement of a foreclosed-on house, or what?
Niiiiiiice big-ass tit-tays, Pres! I like the shirt too, does it come in men’s? Anyway, back to those chest-hams of yours: arguably an “eh,” average-to-full B-cup, and I’m really not the gambling type here but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t feel confident in betting on those sweater-puppets filling an A-cup completely. If I lose that bet: double or nothing on you always having sex with a shirt on
Pres, maybe you were supposed to put it in your pussy.
get a macbook you cheap bitch.. it didnt fit cuz u got a tiny dick
Fuck you
You’d better clean that shithole up before your mom gets home.
Is Feitleberg wearing skinny jeans?? I didn’t think he could be more of a fag.
i cant believe it hasnt been said yet.. But this is a Piss poor product review.
real life squatter
maybe ya shoulda used the astroglide on your desk
i wanna hang out with you guys
Does this look like the face of a Jew with a big a nose, lots of pubic hair on his face, who cannot afford a certified electrician?
Does anyone know if prez is a stoner? Serious question. Ive been wondering this for years.
One Jew fifty cups
your holding your SOLO cup like a fag at :43 seconds
Serious question…how much would you charge to come and organize my office?
I pray to god you guys are leasing that place…
why does the president of barstool live in such a shithole
Invent one for the Chosen. You can call it circumcisedup for the limp. Have it available kosher for an extra 50 cents.
This just in: EVERYONE is on steroids. Also baby poops in diaper. http://aidanfromworcester.com/2013/02/01/this-just-in-everyone-is-on-steroids-also-easter-bunny-possibly-not-real/
I couldn’t even stand up straight in your office with that 5’10″ ceiling. Anne Frank had more space in her attic.
if its just a tube, how the fuck does a thumbtack make an open tube waterproof? unless the plan is just to pee all over your shoes
That was the worst episode of Fraggle Rock ever
Faggot, just piss into one of the 20 Flatblack cups on your desk and call it a day
Way to wash your hands after handling your girlish cock.
Pig.
hitler would have been psyched to find a house with that many jews
god dam fietleberg is a weird looking dude. and pres what size it that shirt extra medium?
how the fuck did you guys get the Keebler Elf house! That’s pimp shit.