Batman Shooting In Colorado Is Fucked
(CNN) — A heavily armed gunman tossed tear gas into the darkness of an Aurora, Colorado movie theater Friday and then sprayed the audience with gunfire during an early morning screening of the new Batman movie, killing 12 and wounding 38 others, authorities said.Police arrested a man believed to be the shooter in a rear parking lot of the theater, Frank Fania, a police spokesman, told CNN. The suspect was not immediately identified. Police said he was a man in his 20s from Aurora.”He did not resist. He did not put up a fight,” Fania said. Police seized a rifle and a handgun from the suspect, and another gun was found in the theater, he said.
Police said the gunman “appeared” in the front of the theater and threw a smoke bomb before opening fire. A federal law enforcement official told CNN the smoke bomb described by witnesses was tear gas. It was unclear how the man got into the theater, but witnesses told CNN affiliate KUSA that he came in through an emergency door. Some people in the audience thought the thick smoke and gunfire was a special effect accompanying the movie, police and witnesses said.”We just heard a pop, pop, pop, pop,” said Quentin Caldwell, who was attending the Batman showing in an adjacent theater.
This has got to be the scariest thing ever? I mean you’re dressed up as Batman watching Batman at midnight and then some crazy dude dressed as a villain starts throwing tear gas and shooting up the place. You think it’s part of the movie until you see a silhouette in front of the screen. Fucked up. Fucked up. Fucked up. We really don’t talk about shit like this on the Stool, but just had to send along our thoughts and prayers to everybody effected. Also a reminder to never take life for granted. Nothing is promised to you. Anything can happen at anytime. Appreciate the moment.
PS – This had to be directly related to Batman right? Like the guy wanted to be a villain in the movie? It wasn’t just a coincidence right?

so sick of all your gay p.s.’s…….
dude the PS was fucked up, shit like this doesn’t belong on the stool dickhead, stick to sluts and retarded people
PS so glad i have fucking guns, let me know when you want to go shooting Elpres
it really doesnt get more fucked than this.
I actually applaud you for not writing a tongue-in-cheek blog about this. Thought for sure you would. You finally show a bit of class.
PS i hope this guy gets raped repeatedly in jail and then someone off’s him, fucking coward
What’s wrong with people? Such a disturbing story.
@Will I am Not supports rape culture.
what a sick fuck.
I think this is just a promotion and it isn’t real.
The guys was dressed up as Bane and came right out of the screen I heard. This is gonna be one tough ticket to get now.
Yeah Will what’s up with the rape jokes? There is no part of that her. Women have feelings, especially after they have been gang raped.
@ Harry Johnson, all for raping assholes
All because they wouldn’t give it a good review on RottenTomatoes.com. A shame.
WTF is wrong with people. Can’t even go to watch a summer flick without catching a stray bullet in the dome??? Thats right NRA, people deserves assualt rifles to protect themselves against crowds of innocent people trying to watch Dark Knight Rises.
If mark wahlberg was in the theater this never would have happened
Shoot em up shoot em up what, kill kill kill murder murder murder. Portnose, how you not gonna make a Bachelor Party reference when they drive the bus into the 3-D movie theater.
and Colorado lets simmer down on public killing sprees, its getting played out.
@wilburham – ha ha ha. That has me laughing out loud. Or if I loved cock, then lol.
@Bluntzilla: The “Assault Weapons ban” doesn’t cover actual assault weapons. Actual assault weapons, like AK-47s and M-16s are military-grade weapons and are not available for sale (not in the legitimate market anyway) anyway. The ban basically covered firearms that look scary.
fuck… feel horrible for the victims and their families.
Harry Johnson knows his stuff, i bet i know more about guns than he does
I bet I know more about nunchucks than all of you combined.
it was 50 people wounded not 38… CNN was less accurate on this story than the Bangkok Post
ahh a fellow chucker eh?
I just found out it’s nunchucks and not numchucks. Well I am done learning for today.
@Harry Johnson: The guy had an AK-47 type rifle. What I am saying is fuck these out of date gun laws, fuck the second amendment. Learn how to throw some fist a cuffs. Im so tired of seeing the ridiculous gun violence in the country. Better question….is this considered a terrorist act?
nice job KJ
I know the culture here at ‘The Stool’ is to rape/pilage and then laugh at those remaining but c’mon, some things simply aren’t funny……………THIS is certainly one of those things. 15 people dead, 50+ wounded, children ranging in age from 3 to God knows how old and people are cracking jokes? I’m all for comedic affect and being edgy but c’mon, this could have happened anywhere, to anyone at any time. Tragic really. R.I.P. to all the victims who lost their lives and prayers to those wounded and their families as they try to recover from this senless and cowardly act.
mo should get a raise, good reporting, he actually has a degree in this
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/story-of-the-day-man-shoots-up-midnight-screening-of-dark-knight-killing-14-and-injuring-50-is-the-internet-to-blame/#comments
pacos – I understand where you are coming from. But I also think there is a difference between making a joke, and making fun of people.
Similar to the rape jokes – usually it isn’t making fun of someone that was raped, it’s just a joke pertaining to rape.
I feel there is nothing off limits. Except for that puppy I fucked to death in college. RIP “freckles”.
@Bluntzilla: Violence would be much worse without the 2nd Amendment. Too lazy to explain it here so I’ll refer you to the Penn & Teller: Bullshit! episode about gun control.
pacos we all feel bad and all but there is nothing we can do about it, humor isnt a crime
Know what else is not a crime? Dancing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ00laVt62c
I was at the theater down the road from this last night downtown and it was a fucking madhouse scene. Very cool of you to write this.
I know I get it, just seems a bit insensitive not 12 hours after the bodies hit the floor people are cracking jokes. People of any age dying in such a sensless manner is unthinkable (with the exception of the middle east of course) but children, 3, 6, 10 years old…..that is beyond comprehension. Who among us doesn’t have a son, daughter, niece, nephew, family friend, neighbor or little cousin of a similar age? Imagine getting THAT phone call at 3:00 a.m.,shot to death/wounded badly during a trip to the movie theater, boggles the mind really. Ok rant over, I’m done now. . . . . . . .as you were Stoolies/Stoolettes!!!!!
Here’s Jimmy
http://www.facebook.com/james.holmesiii.5
Great post pres…good to know you have a heat. this is so fucked up! i hope this mother fucker gets all his fingers sawed off, his eyes slowly gauged out and each of his limbs broken. basically hope they torture this piece of shit as much as possible!
Fucking weak American mindframes.
“PS so glad i have fucking guns, let me know when you want to go shooting Elpres”
SAAAWEEEET!!!!
I’m in.
Been wanting to hunt prez for awhile now.
When a comma makes all the difference.
I always get sketched out going to the movies
elportnose, eat a dick bro
Just got my license to carry a concealed firearm on Wednesday.
PS: Bluntzilla, you are wrong, Harry Johnson is right, that is all.
Prez thanks for saying something genuinely caring.
Probably one of the more profound sentences you have ever written. I was not aware you are capable of that.
El Prez is Black Dude
Can’t think of any angle that would be in any way funny about that. Tragedy. The asshole is alive to boot. That means taxpayers will pay $50,000 a year to keep him housed and fed. Unlikely he will be put to death. If he lives to be 60, that’s $3 million in unadjusted dollars after killing over a dozen people and wounding 50. Almost as insane as the massacre itself.
If only he’d gone to the Madea’s Witness Protection midnight showing instead, none of this would have happened
Imagine if just one of those idiots had decided to take their own safety into their own hands and had had a gun to shoot back with. Pretty sure this would have had a less tragic ending if just one had been smart enough to think ahead…
“One of those idiots?” I think we just found the real idiot here, and sofaking, u sir win hands down. Over a dozen people lost their lives, some were children like 3-6 years of age, and you refer to them as idiots? The only thing worse than this tragedy is that you weren’t one of the victims you fucking moron!!!! Please go suck on the business end of a tail pipe and save taxpayers the hassle of having to live amongst wastes of space like YOU!!!!
What the hell are babies and children between the ages of 3 months and 5 years old doing at a midnight release of The Dark Knight Rises which gets out at 2:40 AM?
sofaking, that was one of the most idiotic things I’ve ever heard. Jump off a building you stupid fuck
@cotc, don’t think that’s him. Not a Nig, Yahoo has him as a white guy.
long time reader of the Stool from CO – such a fucked up thing to happen. thanks for not being a dickhead pres and keeping it somewhat classy
I think someone bringing a 3 year old to a midnight anything is an idiot. Let alone a somewhat violent movie.
Doesnt mean they deserve to die. But they still are fucken idiots.
Some people are so fucking gutless. If u hav nothing to live for then just kill yourself instead of innocent others.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE THAT YOU THINK/THOUGHT THIS WAS PROMOTIONAL, I live here, this happened down the road, children died last night and your stupid mass hole ass retardation just throws that shit out there. PEOPLE FUCKING DIED, A 3 MONTH OLD BABY HAPPENED TO BE IN THE WRONG SPOT AT THE WRONG TIME. FUCK YOU. I HOPE NOTHING LIKE THIS EVER HAPPENS IN YOUR LITTLE DREAM WORLD CALL MASS.
I HAVE TO GO TO A VIGAL TOMORROW FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT ARE DIRECTLY HURT BY THIS SHIT, ONE OF THEM HAPPENS TO BE A SURVIVOR OF THE COLUMBINE SHOOTING (HES BEEN DESTROYED BY THIS HAPPENING TWICE IN ONE LIFETIME). FUCK YOU, SERIOUSLY, WHEN IM BACK ON THE EAST COAST SEND ME AN ADDRESS AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS IN PERSON. FUCKING PRICK
blkjesus79
- i’ve seen too many people stabbed at the movies near me to go back to anymore theatres. i’m sorry man, i feel your pain brother.