Better Party Song….Chicken Fried Vs. Friends In Low Places…Who Ya Got?
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So one of the things we do with our Blackout Tour is we occasionally mix in universal party songs to keep people on their toes. Non EDM songs that people just freak the fuck out to. This weekend I suggested that we should give Friends in Low Places a whirl. I think it would blow the roof right off the fucking joint. Well the response I got from the idiots I went on vacation with is that if I was going to go country I should go with Chicken Fried instead. Really? Listen I love Chicken Fried as much as the next guy, but in terms of classic party anthems Chicken Fried can’t hold a candle to Friends in Low Places. Like even if you hate Country, hate America and are a terrorist you still sing the chorus to that song. It’s just what you do. It’s unavoidable. Nobody thinks otherwise do they? Just to reaffirm my faith in humanity I’ll put it to a vote.
Vote 1 for you’re an idiot and 10 for Friends in Low Places Everyday Off Camera Everyway




What if we want to vote for low places, but we still think your an idiot?
Country singers are basically the whitey equivalent of rappers – they tell “stories” of where they’re from and how they get down, they glorify a bullshit lifestyle, they act like they still rep their “stomping grounds” and live like a regular joe but they’re all filthy fucking rich, they’re mostly ignorant, they dress like fucking assholes, drive ridiculous over-the-top vehicles, have outlandish mansions/compounds, keep entourages, – I mean other than the actual sound of the music and color of the skin the parallels are uncanny
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Garth Brooks is the closest thing to a legitimate country act in the last 25 years.
Fuck Zac Brown Band. Chicken Fried is Horseshit.
ok bostonworm but how did you vote?
Friends In Low Places breaks down barriers. I know ricans that can’t speak a lick of English but can sing this whole damn song
I voted for friends in low places…cant mess w/ a classic
neither…It’s called CUNT-try music for good reason.
In other news, apparently Barstool Chicago is up.
considering the blackout tour is aimed at college kids who are under the age of 35 its obviously chicken fried
Scott Zolak ruined Chicken Fried
idk Prez i think anything ZBB would get more love. Toes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6iAjEv9dQ
This is your country song pres
This party song trumps them both by a mile:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo
Low places, as you would say “everyday of the week and twice flat out in your grillmix.”
copacabanna
Every song Zac Brown Band makes sounds like it belongs on a children’s sing-along-song CD.
going with neither, stick to rap music elpres, that is what u know, i mean look at stanky legg
CHICKEN FRIED. so much better
chicken fried ftw!
Holy shit what a brilliant idea! Let’s cut the shitty EDM music off for a second and play some gay ass country music! God dammit WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO WHITE PEOPLE!? What happened to throwing on some Sugar Ray and and having a great time LOL
Whichever song I hear… if it came out of nowhere… I am promptly running to the bar and running through shots like a fucking boss. Then I am broke, blacked out, and most likely going to jail
Friends in low places is an already drunk end of the night song, chicken friend is an in the process of partying song. You want some real party country, visit Jason Aldean or some Kenny Chesney
It’s livin on a prayer every day of the week and twice on sunday.
neither
zac brown band shouldn’t even be in the same sentence as a legend like Garth Brooks
chicken fried is awful…i hate country music, however, you can never go wrong playing friends in low places. every time that song comes on anywhere, everyone immediately stops what they’re doing, starts singing and chugging beer. it’s just your classic absolutely shitfaced drinking song. also, pawts, what does your comment even mean?…
PARTY song? Neither. Day drinking song? Chicken Fried all day
Neither because I’m not a fucking loser trying desperately to impress chicks with a country song.