Billy Crystal Co-Anchoring Sportscenter Reminiscing About Dinners With Phil McConkey Is By Far The Lowest Moment In the History of ESPN
I just tuned in to Sportscenter for 30 seconds and literally puked my brains out. Billy Crystal is the co-anchor tonight. Honestly I tried to watch it as long as I could but 30 seconds was the absolute max I could handle. It wasn’t even the constant name dropping and jewish jokes that bothered me the most. It was the realization that I’m a fucking sucker. I mean ESPN knew this was going to be a trainwreck. They knew nobody wanted to see this. They knew guys like me wouldn’t be able to take more than 30 seconds, but they did it anyway. Why? Because they know they can bend us over, fuck us in the ass and we’re going to say thank you sir may I have another. They have no respect for people who watch their channel. They know they can rub mud in my face and there is nothing I can do about it. It sucks but it’s true and that’s never been clearer than today when they had Billy Crystal host Sportscenter so they could hawk his new movie. Just spitting right in my eye with no remorse. DISGUSTING.
he is horrendous. i’d rather roll my dick in broken glass than listen to that d bag.
ESPN blows. There are other sports channels and shows out there you just have to find them.
Whiny jew
kinda like all the blackout fanduel and other gay ads you put on the site
i like billy crystal, but espn has gotta be kidding pulling this shit
i thought it was funny
Sportscenter is horrendous. Its TMZ with Jets, Yankees, and Lebron highlights thrown in.
I liked his joke about Jews can’t play with the pigskin
I liked his joke about Jews can’t play with the pigskin
get over it you prick
C’mon now EP, you’re his target demographic, with the Yeshiva University jokes & Jews suck at football because the pigskin isn’t kosher schtick.
Do you see what happens PREZ? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS.
Mime is money
ESPN sucks. Anyone else remember “Who’s Now?” That’s when that channel started going downhill. This comment brought to you by Red Stripe. “Red Stripe! Hooray Beer!”
Will you chill the fuck out. I thought it was funny and a decent switch up from their lame one liners, typical high lights, and drawn out boring discussions about tebow and alex smiths feelings.
Has any show ever fallen off a cliff as must as Sportscenter?
They have been fucking us for years by putting that blowhard Stephen Smith on all day. Guys knows dick all about anything sports related.
It would’ve been better if he had put on the blackface and done his Sammy Davis Jr. impression.
Comedians and sports commentating just don’t mix. The Dennis Miller experiment on monday night was a failure, and now you’ve got idiots like Frank caliendo on sunday countdown. i don’t wanna hear fucking impressions, i just wanna see matchup analysis and predictions. You watch sports for SPORTS entertainment, its not a goddamn variety show
Get this…Sometimes they even repeat episodes of SC, that would be like you guys re-posting the same blog! Oh, wait..
I wish they made a channel that doesn’t show the NBA highlights
shameless…nothing is worse than when they were going ass to mouth on tebow last year though
^^They do, it’s called NFL Network.
get over yourself pres. Crystal is a jewish legend and you are not
I thought it was funny. You can all eat shit
When are people going to learn that jews and sports just don’t mix.
El pres puked his brains out and he never had brains
The Yankees signed him to a 1-game contract in 2008 that’s disgusting
Love my job, since I’ve been bringing in $82h… I sit at home, music playing while I work in front of my new iMac that I got now that I’m making it online… Great70.com
The body on Miss Venezuala….good GOD
this may be one of your funniest blogs ever.
How is this any different than you abusing your smut monopoly and making us suffer through Neil’s blogs on a daily basis?
BIL-LY CRYSTAL…NOT A JEW!
AMEN! I’ve been saying this about ESPN years, yet I am watching UNC/Texas on ESPN2 right now and I don’t even like either team. Really mind blowing how they have every straight male from the time they hit puberty up until they have kids and hate their lives wrapped around their pinky finger.
Why can’t you take your asshole sandwich covered in melted Super Bowl losses with ejaculate mayo and Giant cock-shaped pickles and feast like a good Patriot troglodyte? You Boston cum guzzling panty twisting white fish need to ease back and realize your Uggs wearing Black Mule loving cunty QB ain’t that good anymore despite how many white boy quasi-skill players he throws to and how horrific the AFC East is and has been since my pubes were black.
USA winning Miss Universe?? Bullshit….Venezuela and Brazil were absolute smokebombs that made the others look foolish
Sports center is unwatchable these days. I remember when they would actually show highlights the entire time of almost everything that happened during the previous day in the sports world. Now they show 10 highlights in a hour show with the rest of the time being some asshole giving me his analysis of the highlight that is worthy enough of the precious ESPN time. FUCK ESPN, I don’t watch that crap anymore! Sports is about statistics and final scores, not some fucking assholes opinion for 45 minutes of an hour.
Oh and Stephen A. Smith will you please go drive off a cliff, you are the most insufferable off the noodle dicks on ESPN.
Hey bulldog after u wipe the spew off ur crusty chap lips, realize all the night’s ur no pussy getting ass was daydreaming of getting a bukkake from the Giants O-lineman ur prostitute cum dumpsta mother was wishing she could attend a Pats gm just to see the legend TB12, but unfortunately for her n you, you can’t buy tixs wit an E.B.T card. What’s more funnier your mentally challenged black uncle trying to ice skate or skilled white recei vers making plays scoring TDs setting league records????? So u and ur bby blaster 5 dollar dad take a seat b4 i make change outta yo punk ass. Boston= #1
Hey bulldog after u wipe the spew off ur crusty chap lips, realize all the night’s ur no pussy getting ass was daydreaming of getting a bukkake from the Giants O-lineman ur prostitute cum dumpsta mother was wishing she could attend a Pats gm just to see the legend TB12, but unfortunately for her n you, you can’t buy tixs wit an E.B.T card. What’s more funnier your mentally challenged black uncle trying to ice skate or skilled white recei vers making plays scoring TDs setting league records????? So u and ur bby blaster 5 dollar dad take a seat b4 i make change outta yo punk ass. Boston= #1
Hey bulldog after u wipe the spew off ur crusty chap lips, realize all the night’s ur no pussy getting ass was daydreaming of getting a bukkake from the Giants O-lineman ur prostitute cum dumpsta mother was wishing she could attend a Pats gm just to see the legend TB12, but unfortunately for her n you, you can’t buy tixs wit an E.B.T card. What’s more funnier your mentally challenged black uncle trying to ice skate or skilled white recei vers making plays scoring TDs setting league records????? So u and ur bby blaster 5 dollar dad take a seat b4 i make change outta yo punk ass. Boston= #1
Hey bulldog after u wipe the spew off ur crusty chap lips, realize all the night’s ur no pussy getting ass was daydreaming of getting a bukkake from the Giants O-lineman ur prostitute cum dumpsta mother was wishing she could attend a Pats gm just to see the legend TB12, but unfortunately for her n you, you can’t buy tixs wit an E.B.T card. What’s more funnier your mentally challenged black uncle trying to ice skate or skilled white recei vers making plays scoring TDs setting league records????? So u and ur bby blaster 5 dollar dad take a seat b4 i make change outta yo punk ass. Boston= #1
Sweet rant, junkie. Wanna post it a few more times?
Has anyone ever gotten as famous for not being funny as Billy Crystal?
freckles…neil is not funny and i would consider him famous at this point….for being terribly unfunny and having an obsession with sandwiches with cock in them
Sports center has been so bad for so long that I am surprised a stunt like this can even raise your blood pressure, EP.
Only a Jew remembers the story of when he won 75 bucks 35 years ago….probably still has it his wallet.
God I miss the heydays of Kilborn, Olberman and Patrick. Even their MNF broadcasts have fallen off. Dennis Miller and Tony Kornheiser can be insufferable, but they were a hell of a lot easier on the ears then Gruden’s slobfest over whatever scrub he wants to talk about for 3 hours every week. And we haven’t even mentioned the slow train wreck that is Chris Berman’s corpse.
He needs to spend more time outside of NYC. He just is like an old jewish guy who is getting more irritating (read more jewish) by only hanging out there.
i used to get forced into watching sportscenter with my roommate and every single time i did, i ended up leaving the apartment on the verge of committing suicide off the closest bridge over the nearest highway