Of course D Wayne has a girlfriend
Get fucking Joel Rosario a glass a water to get all the dirt out of his mouth
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I own a horse asshole @smcbride11: Look up how to bet boxes.Quinella, Exacta are decent ways to get good odds.Don't just bet the winner.
Departing is the play. Book it.
And this is why you don’t take girls on the golf course. I don’t know how this happened but I can guarantee it’s 100% his wife’s fault. It’s just impossible to get hit like this unless you have no sense for what’s going on. Like wandering ahead of the guy shooting and not paying attention. Such a tragedy to see a face like hers get mangled like this and precisely why you got to keep women in the kitchen where they belong.
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Looks like he already told her once….
I took a girlfriend golfing once, we were on a weekend away, and needed something to do… I spent the entire time playing with body parts with the cart parked in the woods.
THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE
BALL DON’T LIE
Gentlemen
Only
Ladies
Forbidden
Bodesafa.. he’ll take you to the edge. Past it.
Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
im sure its not the first time she’s taken balls to the face
Wouldn’t be the first Left Eye crushed by some terrible driving…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxzH3Ov_VUA
This has to be included.
conversation two seconds before…”Go ahead I fucking dare you say one more thing about me being wasted at the Olympics!”
He tee’d the ball up on her face and took a divot. Must’ve been a par 3.
Old Tom Morris would be proud
What’s the difference between a cunt and a pussy? A cunt is a woman on the golf course. A pussy is the guy that brought her there.
my god, if that is her injured eye, what the fuck is the blue padding covering up??!?!
So limpdick Ficken strikes again…….stealing comments from Deadspin………….fucking hack
He’s a drunk…what are the chances he hit?
Just another hole to put it in with that dime piece.
At least ficken-die-hocker has good taste in the jokes he steals.
I smell a divorce!
I know theres a chris brown/rhianna joke in here somewhere…..
1. He has the worst slice in the history of mankind
2. She’s a dumb shit who stood in front of someone driving
3. She’s slow as shit and couldn’t duck quick enough
Either way that looks like hurt like a bastard.
asked for anal, she said no, nuff said
Who says shooting when talking about golf? I’ts called hitting. You are the one who doesn’t know whats going on.
Why would she post that? 10:1 they were doing the teeing the golf ball on the lips thing and he was wasted…
This guys a joke, he grew up in vt as a nobody and because he can ski he thinks hes the best thing since sliced bread, bitch shoulda left his ass after this shyt
Easier to eyefuck her now.
Golf ball didnt do that. Wtf this guy is a real piece of shit. Her right eye has ice on it also
In my house, that’s what happens when you burn dinner.
Not as abad of a shot as you might think….it’s exactly where he was aiming.
If this was caused by one golf swing, I’m Rosa Parks
100% chance he drops this bitch is she ends up with a lazy eye
they gotenough money for the inevitable plastic surgery no biggie
I bet Bode’s club is named Chris Brown.
bode was drunk, again.
tornopen that sounds CRAZY!!!! dude show me ur ways!