Brady’s New House Is Done And I Guess It’s OK If You’re Into Castles And Moats and Shit
(HuffPo) – The work is finally complete on Gisele and Tom’s new $20 million mansion in the Brentwood region of Los Angeles, and the couple is expected to be moving in soon, if they haven’t already. According to the Daily Mail, the giant two-wing house comprises an astonishing 22,000 square feet, including eight bedrooms, a six-car garage, a lagoon-shaped swimming pool with spa, an elevator, a nursery for baby Benjamin (obvi), a weight room, a moat, and a wine cellar.
One word. Moat.
Moats and hoes, moats and hoes
Two Words. Fire JewFeitelberg.
Ya but he’s still a loser with an ugly supermodel wife!
The last football player to live in Brentwood was OJ.
How long does it take for him to lick Gisele’s asshole in every room in the house? 3 months?
and we wonder why Brady hasn’t strung together two good playoff games in 8 years
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
hopefully he’s designated some space do some sprints and what not..who the fuck am i kidding he’ll probably just stick with the elliptical
The gym must be for Giselle.
sweet solar panel
Absolute power move putting in a moat
Meh, it’s a hovel.
No wonder he’s 3-4 in the playoffs since 08
I’m gonna be pissed if he doesn’t put Alligators in that moat.
Not even a house like that could get me to live in the spic-filled smog factory that is LA
Anyone else concerned that if Pres gets a divorce, Renne owns half the stool???
Tom Brady: The only QB with three rings (and counting) to be labeled a loser, and the only man married to a supermodel to be accused of having an ugly wife. My God people are stupid.
Torrey Smiths brother approves.
Even the Starks are jealous. Fucking moat. So awesome.
Backyard looks big enough to have Wes Welker over to practice pass catching drills.
Pretty sure it has to actually go around the house to be a moat. This is just a moat-fo-show, you can go right around to the back of the house and check thru the windows and peep Gisele shaving her stache, or the young brady tugging his howitzer
Another nail in the Brady retirement coffin. Do I want to leave my 22k sq ft castle where I bang a supermodel and fly to ice cold shit hole Foxboro to workout with 22 year old punks? Dont think so. 2 years more maximum.
Does Baby Benjamins howitzer get its own room?
@Cancel Philly Site……You’re a fucking loser.
Brady’s house? More like Gisele’s house, she’s the bread winner in the family.
The house that Uggs Built.
The fuckin’ solar panels aren’t even big enough to power the garage door openers.. I thought Giselle was all about green living?
Yeah because dudes grow up wanting to live in a castle with a moat just like a princess….that explains why Brady is there. No outdoor bball hoop, putting green, or anything manly at all.
Hey fightelburg do you have a big dick? How long in inches?
Have you ever shot cum on Renee’s face?
@Dropkick, so your saying a QB may retire at age 37-38? Bold prediction Francis.
Did Pres bug the bathroom yet so that he could record Benji taking his first big boy shit?..Perv
A Moat? Big deal, blog when he has a personal glasses cleaner like Jerry Jones. Or in his case a guy to rub leather protector on his Uggs.
The moat’s moot without a drawbridge. Moot moat.
i refuse to believe there are only 8 bedrooms in that hotel sized house
Hey fightelburg do you have a big dick? How long in inches?
Have you ever shot cum on Renee%u2019s face?
Hey fightelburg do you have a big dick? How long in inches?
Have you ever shot cum on Renee%u2019s face?
Hey fightelburg do you have a big dick? How long in inches?
Have you ever shot cum on Renee%u2019s face?
Hey fightelburg do you have a big dick? How long in inches?
Have you ever shot cum on Renee%u2019s face?
Hey fightelburg do you have a big dick? How long in inches?
Have you ever shot cum on Renee%u2019s face?
Hey fightelburg do you have a big dick? How long in inches?
Have you ever shot cum on Renee%u2019s face?
Weak ass backyard. How are you gonna turn out Champion kids without anywhere to run around and throw, Tom? Not even enough outdoor space to run a single 15 yard out pattern
Wow tommy went from living in Quincy to this place? Total downgrade if you ask me. Dirty Q FTW
Our tom is an awesome tom throws bombs to welker and gronk with wisdom and his flowing brown locks Our tom is an awesome tom
otwist mr uggs is on record many times saying he wants to play into his 40′s. not unless he trains with apollo creed in the LA surf. needs a dose of the eye of the tiger.
giselle is ugly
must be 8 huge fucking house sized bedrooms in that thing
look at these losers saying giselle is ugly as if theyve ever even seen in person a girl in their miserable lives half as hot is giselle never mind touched one
Found it. Its on Chalon Road in LA,12760. Cant hide a mansion like that.
love the stud’s in here calling Gisele gross when you ghouls are guaranteed to be sticking your dink in the pigs that work the carts in the Saugus mall making $8.75/hr
Did anyone else notice there is no mention of the word moat anywhere in the real article from HuffPo???
Why old QBs don’t win anymore- no fire in the belly, unless it is a game against the Bills in late season when Buffalo is out of the playoffs.
Nice catch mjc. You’re right. How does someone who is such a loser has so much stuff?
Just big enough to fit Tommy’s head in!!
Not impressed. How many Papa John’s franchises does he own?
Brentwood? Two letters for you- O.J.
Gisele is certainly not ugly, but Bridget Moynahan was both hot, and around for some Super Bowl titles. Bridget for the win..
Ryan Howard had a moat like 3 years ago. Nothing to see here.
oh no someone insulted my team’s quarterback i must defend his honor. you guys should have a ritual suicide. if you wouldn’t smash gisele you’re a gayball just like tommy boy. no real man wears ugg boots, sb rings or not. wait til andrew bynum moves in and starts throwing bangers
^^^There is no fucking Moat! Check out the link to the HuffPo article
over/under on how long before someone drowns in the moat.
over/under on how long before 35 of giseles family members move in and plug all 8 toilets and start using the moat.
Tom, you got screwed. Half a moat? That shit needs to go around the whole house to keep Ray Lewis out. You also need to make that bridge a draw bridge and maybe mount a cannon or two on the second floor.
what a life he’s got she makes enough money to pay for it….i want to know the dude that’s balls deep in her twin sister
ha cause having weight room in his mandatory after that shitty performance on Sunday