Breaking News: 9 Monster Great Whites Spotted Off The Cape Eating Everybody
Bostonherald – Nine great white sharks — up to 18 feet long — are being tracked by state wildlife experts who said today the killers are within striking distance of the Bay State coast. One of the sharks was responsible for an attack yesterday on a Truro man, who was identified today by hospital officials as Christopher Myers. Eyewitnesses yesterday on Ballston Beach in Truro said they saw a dorsal fin break near where the man was swimming. He then struggled to shore with bites on his legs, according to witnesses.State officials at an afternoon press conference said it is up to towns to decide if they should close beaches due to shark sightings. They added an increase in the seal population is drawing the sharks closer to shore.
Now we’re cooking with gas. Shit is getting real. It’s like Shark Week right in our own backyard. Amity Island come to life. These sharks, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, an’ down you go.
I hear the sharks are especially attracked to muscled up bros with surfer hair. No, wait, elf pres is actually attracted to them. Nevermind.
Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycod. This shark, swallow ya whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that’ll bring back the tourists, that’ll put all your businesses on a payin’ basis. But it’s not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates, there’s too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing..
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Free Ball Don’t Lie shirt for anyone who takes blackdude water skiing this aft
black eyes……..like a doll’s eyes……..then those eyes roooooolllll over white…..
You know how many seals you could wipe out with a machine gun in 30 seconds? A shit ton. That would solve your shark problem right there. Of course, I like the sharks, so I hope it doesn’t happen.
I can think of a couple of people I’d like to see ripped to shreds by an 18 footer for sure.
Throw portnoy’s nose in there and they’ll be full for weeks
This great white vid is wild, slow mo hi res
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=599_1343525132
@Evil One – it’s all black people can do to avoid drowning when in the water, they’re not about to attempt water skiing. (I like where your head’s at though.)
If theres swell, nothing will stop me from getting wet. Live to get radical.
Is that a shark behind the kayaker of is that just Pres just doing the backstroke?
Is that a fin, or portnoy’s nose sticking out of the water?
Time to start catchin um and cookin um
whelp looks like i jumped the gun on that one sorry otwisted
Otwisted-that joke was funny the first 8 times it was used in regards to this picture
Before they exterminate these beasts neil should come down for a beach day, maybe him and feits can play marco polo…and get eaten by a a motherfucking shark
The shark in that photo is a basking shark not a great white … Viva la stool
The shark in that photo is a basking shark not a great white … Viva la stool
“Mr. Hooper, I’m not talkin’ about pleasure boatin’ or day sailing. I’m talkin’ about workin’ for a living, I’m talkin’ about sharkin’…”
Pres you’re gonna need a bigger pontoon.
Where are those Russian dynamite fisherman when you need them?
@suq madiq, sorry i cant check out every blog, responsibility takes me away sometimes.