Breaking News: Old Bitch Who Keeps Making National News Trying To Swim To Cuba Quits Again Because She Was Stung By A Jellyfish Again
USA Today – A member of Diana Nyad’s support team in Key West, says Nyad was taken on to a support boat early today, the AP reports. She says Nyad had run into multiple problems including jellyfish stings and storms at sea. “Instead of getting hit with one doozy they got hit with three,” Linsley says, “They got hit with the weather, they got hit with the jellyfish and they got hit with the sharks all at the same time.” Nyad’s lips and tongue became increasingly swollen overnight, because of salt.
Again with the jellyfish? I mean are we really talking about this lady again? And are we really talking about jellyfish stings again? I mean really? Like how many fucking times is this slut going to make national news for not being able to swim from Florida to Cuba? We get it already. You can’t fucking do it. Asthma attacks, jelly fish attacks, blah, blah, blah. It’s literally one thing after another with this bitch. She is an absolute excuse machine. Hey newflash Diana. You’re a loser and more importantly nobody cares. I don’t care if you can do it. I don’t care if you can’t do it. Just go away already. Seriously a shark needs to step up and just eat the shit out of this lady so we don’t have to blog about this anymore or listen to her whine and moan about how she got robbed. Fucking drown bitch. Drown.