Breaking News: Old Bitch Who Keeps Making National News Trying To Swim To Cuba Quits Again Because She Was Stung By A Jellyfish Again
USA Today – A member of Diana Nyad’s support team in Key West, says Nyad was taken on to a support boat early today, the AP reports. She says Nyad had run into multiple problems including jellyfish stings and storms at sea. “Instead of getting hit with one doozy they got hit with three,” Linsley says, “They got hit with the weather, they got hit with the jellyfish and they got hit with the sharks all at the same time.” Nyad’s lips and tongue became increasingly swollen overnight, because of salt.
Again with the jellyfish? I mean are we really talking about this lady again? And are we really talking about jellyfish stings again? I mean really? Like how many fucking times is this slut going to make national news for not being able to swim from Florida to Cuba? We get it already. You can’t fucking do it. Asthma attacks, jelly fish attacks, blah, blah, blah. It’s literally one thing after another with this bitch. She is an absolute excuse machine. Hey newflash Diana. You’re a loser and more importantly nobody cares. I don’t care if you can do it. I don’t care if you can’t do it. Just go away already. Seriously a shark needs to step up and just eat the shit out of this lady so we don’t have to blog about this anymore or listen to her whine and moan about how she got robbed. Fucking drown bitch. Drown.


Why doesn’t the 17 year old gold medalist girl from Colorado with the huge feet step up and put this lady to bed already?
I thought Phllyis Diller died.
Oh, so that’s what Jesse Orosco is doing now.
Not that a really give a shit, but why Cuba. Who the fuck wants to swim TO Cuba…..pretty sure for the better half of the last century everyone and their mother has been huddling into boats made of foam and lawnmower parts to leave that place and this bitch is trying to swim there…..
Yeah i bet a majority of cubans could make the swim no problem!
She is the Brett Favre of the swimming world. Just give it up, it’s over.
God hates a quitter
I’m sure if she had some starfish schwag swimwear on she would have been able to tough it out.