Breaking News: Worcester Foam Will Be Sold Out By End of the Day
“Am I in heaven? Nope you’re at Fckin Foam…”
This is a public service announcement for all the Masshole Stoolies who think they are going to walk up to the DCU Center next Saturday Night and buy tickets. There won’t be any left. In fact I’d be stunned if we don’t run out today. We got less than 100 left. So unless you want to be the asshole paying triple for a ticket or the asshole sitting at home watching 6,000 people get foamed out I’d buy it now. Don’t be the guy who sends me a whiny email begging for a ticket. Not a good look.
I’ll take the over on this matchup
Breaking News: Nobody gives a fuck.
I’m close to breaking down and going to one of these soon. You can only wave coed chicks getting all sorts of fucked up and frisky in my face so long before I show up looking for my future ex-wife.
looks about as fun as a saturday night with niel and anna siembor
Creating a false sense of urgency = not a good look
Central Mass Sausage Fest ’12
I pray Lybian terrorists attack the DCU Center with rocket-propelled grenades,
Is this a mortal lock like the over last night, jew face?
Numero Two couldnt get laid at a blackout/foam party with a fist full of 100′s.
Only 100 tickets left? This thing is going to be sold out like Red Sox vs. Royals.
I could so Sir Smoke Alot! You big meanie
More breaking news. Nobody gives a shit.
Sorry torcher, beat me to it.
If I had to guess i’d say theres a glitch in the ticketmaster software. No chance people actually go to these…
Foam Party = Pink Eye
WTG Mr Bubble!
ya, your sell out streak is as legit as the red sox’s