Bro Your Dick Is All Up In My Face And Shit
Seriously bro? You’re just going to rock a boner in the middle of the medal ceremony like this? That’s how you’re gonna play it? So not cool. What are you trying to turn me into a gayball? So I looked big deal. Doesn’t mean shit.



He has a raging clue
Yeah prez, you only put it in your mouth for a second. He didn’t even finish, it’s not like you’re gay or anything.
Pres your vagina wouldn’t look like that. Not a boner though
America! Fuck yeah!!!
“His dick is in your face and shit?”. Pres I didn’t know you were into ATM…
PS: Shouldn’t he have mastered the slip ‘n tuck by now? What a tard.
So no one is getting fucked in the Olympic Village tonight and this is what we get instead?
i wonder who the gaybird was who actually took time to record some dude’s hard dick on a tv/computer screen. barstool never ceases to amaze, but i feel like it wouldn’t be the same if there was no video.
Very concerning. Even more so that you noticed and I kind of think you like it. We need to stop this pres. Or start making pink shirts and throwing glow stick paties. Oops.
Very concerning. Even more so that you noticed and I kind of think you like it. We need to stop this pres. Or start making pink shirts and throwing glow stick paties. Oops.
And in other news Carl Crawford has 10 RBI’s in his last 8 games. Now back to this edition of Cock Watching, brought to you by Barstool Sports.
Pretty clearly their shorts leave nothing to the imagination. You better believe I’d be rocking a hard 7 at the medal ceremony in that situation. Power move. Less talkie from the ladies because you know damn well they know what you’ve got and they want some.
^Sneaky the gayest comment in the history of Barstool.
hey look, pres found his nose
HARDOn
Nose jokes are kinda played out but that was fuckin hilarious @thatguyfromtv
Guy on the left is circumcised.
I just dont get how these dudes get used to wearing those undies in public. Especially the guy thats hung like a field mouse next to boner man. Like, bros… think about the first time u dudes put those on, how weird and awkward u felt… u should have that feeling still, every time u put those spanx on. 2 inch cocks arent a good look on bros that are 6′-8″.
Just brought myself to watch the video and there is not a chance this dude didnt know he had a boner. Marketing opportunity of a lifetime for Wheaties.
angus must be measuring in centimeters
thats no boner bro.
I just spit out my boner and i wasn’t even drinking any
I hate when I’m wearing tight spandex shorts and get a random boner
there had to be like a 30 minute period before his finish and the picture, maybe teh dude just had a semi and said fuck it…But If not, and he was able to hold a boner in that kinda pressure. good for him…… that is real talent. i hope you can recognize that…..not the size, but the ability
@mattsh20
” 2 inch cocks arent a good look on bros that are 6′-8″.”
what size do you prefer??? fag.
legit indecent
Anyone else think she looks like a blonde Sasha grey?
I never mentioned any units of measurements. 7 decimeters of steel like you read about
He’s going to be a big bright shining star, just like Dirk Diggler.
@Boss…Dude you got me laughing my ass off… THis guy is going to laying more pipe than the Alaska line baby! Power to him!
That’s a big boner. Mine, not his. Wait, what the fuck? I’m so confused.
Surprise! Cock fags!
At least they won’t be stranded if they lose their oars
Putting out the vibe pretty hard but I bet the Dutch field hockey team appreciated the effort.
The deeper we get into the olympics the more the excitement grows.
It’s cool pres. I looked too and then laughed my ass off cause the mother fucker is hung like a hamster
i keep finding myself coming back to this post.
Did they win the gold? Who wouldn’t have a boner if they just won the gold medal.