Cee Lo Gree Date Raping A Chick Is The Most Predictable Think Of All Time
TMZ – The woman who filed a police report accusing Cee Lo of sexual battery secretly recorded a conversation with the singer, and sources involved in the case tell TMZ … Cee Lo admitted slipping her a drug and then having sex with her — something the singer denies. The woman has told cops … Cee Lo took her to a downtown L.A. restaurant in July. They had a drink and she says she remembers nothing after that. The woman claims the next thing she knew she was lying naked in a bed and Cee Lo was in the room. We’re told the woman, who does not live in California, almost immediately went to her local law enforcement agency and reported the incident. The matter was eventually referred to the LAPD.
I didn’t even bat an eyelash when I heard this story. Not an eyelash. I mean obviously Cee Lo Green date rapes chicks. Like if you asked me who is the #1 celebrity who date rapes chicks in the world I wouldn’t even hesitate to answer. Cee Lo Green. Duh. Look at his fucking hands! They are so tiny and weird. Those are date raping hands if I’ve ever seen em. Plus he’s on the Voice with Adam Levine and Blake Shelton who literally can just whip their dicks out and a fist fight breaks out amongst girls wanting to fuck them. Meanwhile poor Cee Loo looks like some sort of weird ass freakshow alien. It’s just got to be frustrating as hell for him being rich and famous and constantly around hot bitches who still won’t give it up. You got to level the playing field somehow. Date rape city.
You’ve got another think coming.
That song he had 2 years ago was straight fire. Shits still ontop of my playlist.
I did almost puke when I saw his opening song on Thursday Night Football . That sucked balls.
Thank god. This should put an end to the Thursday Night Football intro.
“Those are date raping hands if I%u2019ve ever seen em.” Is the funniest line on barstool in the last 6 months
“Those are date raping hands if I%u2019ve ever seen em.” Is the funniest line on barstool in the last 6 months
“Those are date raping hands if I%u2019ve ever seen em.” Is the funniest line on barstool in the last 6 months
I am THINGING that you do not proof read
Thems’s finger lickin hands. . . . . .
small hands. smell like cabbage.
Well we know that he couldn’t have finger blasted her.
I approve this article if only for the frothing mad effect it will have on Jezebel and KO Barstool types.
Chode city.
Was that creepy white cat that he constantly pets in the room when that chick woke up naked? That thing is so fucking creepy.
That Thursday Night Football song is the worst fucking thing going
there are some blogs that really remind me of how you saw such talent and potential in that cancer ridden patient we have over in chicago
Alright, I’ll concede that Cee Lo is a miniature troll. But what the fuck was the drug? Easily the sketchiest part of this story. If it was roofies, TMZ would be all over that shit. Instead they leave it unnamed. I bet she claims that she got slipped “5 whole marijuanas.” Sluts.
I always figured this guy was miserable, because like you said even though he’s got money and fame, he’s a fat little bald dude. Even if this guy manages to find some gold digger to bang him, you can guarantee she’s getting plowed on the side.
tough to remember when she never felt a thing…… BOOM! how about that one
I bet he’s tried it on Christina a few times after the show!
I see you driving downtown with the girl I love and I think “I’mma get youuu”. I got some roofies in my pocket and a pair of small hands, “I’mma get youuu”
I’m sure KO bartstool is going to love this post. Gotta hand it to the big nosed jew though. He has the balls to wave the red cape in front of the bull (dog) dikes…