TMZ – The woman who filed a police report accusing Cee Lo of sexual battery secretly recorded a conversation with the singer, and sources involved in the case tell TMZ … Cee Lo admitted slipping her a drug and then having sex with her — something the singer denies. The woman has told cops … Cee Lo took her to a downtown L.A. restaurant in July. They had a drink and she says she remembers nothing after that. The woman claims the next thing she knew she was lying naked in a bed and Cee Lo was in the room. We’re told the woman, who does not live in California, almost immediately went to her local law enforcement agency and reported the incident. The matter was eventually referred to the LAPD.
I didn’t even bat an eyelash when I heard this story. Not an eyelash. I mean obviously Cee Lo Green date rapes chicks. Like if you asked me who is the #1 celebrity who date rapes chicks in the world I wouldn’t even hesitate to answer. Cee Lo Green. Duh. Look at his fucking hands! They are so tiny and weird. Those are date raping hands if I’ve ever seen em. Plus he’s on the Voice with Adam Levine and Blake Shelton who literally can just whip their dicks out and a fist fight breaks out amongst girls wanting to fuck them. Meanwhile poor Cee Loo looks like some sort of weird ass freakshow alien. It’s just got to be frustrating as hell for him being rich and famous and constantly around hot bitches who still won’t give it up. You got to level the playing field somehow. Date rape city.