Chick Breaks Into Bam Margera’s House And Starts Masturbating All Over The Place So He Calls The Cops
TMZ – This might be the CRAZIEST THING that’s ever happened to Bam Margera … and that’s saying a lot — the “Jackass” star claims a naked chick broke into his house last night while he was sleeping … and started masturbating on his bedroom floor. According to law enforcement sources, Bam told police the 24-year-old woman woke him up in his Pennsylvania home by kissing him — completely in the buff — and Bam freaked … throwing the girl off him and dialing 911. And here’s where it gets really insane — according to law enforcement sources, while Bam was on the phone with cops, he claims the girl dropped to the floor and started to masturbate. After Bam hung up, we’re told he kicked the girl out of his house — still completely naked. West Chester police tell TMZ, they arrested her nakedness in the rural area surrounding Bam’s mansion. According to the criminal complaint, she faces charges of burglary, criminal trespass, and stalking.
How about Bam Margera acting all high and mighty here? A guy who has probably fucked roughly 10,000 groupies. A guy who looks like a meth addict on a good day. And he told some chick to get her fingers out of her pussy and kick rocks down the street. Easy buddy. When the Fuck Fairy comes through the window and tries to suck on your dick a little bit you just say thank you. I don’t care if this girl was Medusa. Just close your eyes and take your free sample. You know how you ask your buddies if they’d fuck a girl and if they say no you say “what if she was laying there naked right now”? The answer always changes to yes. Doesn’t matter who it is. Anybody from Katy Perry to a crazy chick who just climbed your ladder escape: if there’s a girl laying there naked fingering themselves, it’s a red blooded American male’s responsibility to fuck her. Don’t go Hollywood on us, Bam.
And here’s where it gets really insane– i love how gay TMX wrote this article like some chick breaking into your house naked and masturbating all over the floor is the most insane thing to ever happen of all time
this whole crew of idiots sucks dong. Total losers. They’re like male Kardashians.
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“Look at me. I have tattoos!” Faggot.
there are very few “celebrities” I hate more than Bam Margera…guy is the textbook definition of a faggot…Steve-O and Pontius are cool though…Wildboys was an awesome guilty pleasure
Why doesn’t this kind of shit happen to me? Unless she’s fat/really ugly then nevermind.
ryan dunn should have came to his rescue
i lost my life savings last night on the over. wtf pres
Cum everywhere taking you into the weekend.
With all the crap they do on Jackass, she’s naked, so you know she has no weapon…at least .just kick her out (assuming fat/ugly)…..cops really?
If you hate Bam then you hafto be a total stiff. Dude is funny as fuck and has arguabley the greatest life ever. Haters.
That picklelovin glovewearin sissyass cried-TWICE-in-Jackass-2 Ryan Dunn’s crispy corpsehuggin midget choochberry must have told her what i would tell him. “FUCK YOURSELF. CUNT.”
Katy Perry?
Dude, EVERYONE knows Bam’s a fuckin pole smoker!!! He was probably legitimately scared because she didn’t have a cock. If he woke up to some homeless man sucking on his toes we’d all be none the wiser cuz he would of grabbed the butt plugs and had it. Fuckin dude’s a meat whistler for days…..
Why would he call cops considering all the Jackass stuff they do to him. I calling bullshit!!
To be fair, she could’ve been a 200-pound chick with a full bush.
The “fuck fairy”. That’s pure gold.
maybe she was really fat and had herpes. im gonna get a fat girl with herpes to break into your house at night and try and suck your dick and see how you react.
Bam was always the worse one. If this happened to Steve-O he wouldve handled it right