China’s Communist Newspaper Runs 55 Page Tribute To Kim Jong Un For Being Voted The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive
BEIJING – The online version of China’s Communist Party newspaper has hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as the “Sexiest Man Alive” — not realizing it is satire. The People’s Daily on Tuesday ran a 55-page photo spread on its website in a tribute to the round-faced leader, under the headline “North Korea’s top leader named The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2012.” Quoting the Onion’s spoof report, the Chinese newspaper wrote: “”With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true.” “Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile,” the People’s Daily cited the Onion as saying.People’s Daily could not immediately be reached for comment.
I’m beginning to think we’re getting reverse punk’d by China. Like how many times can the People’s Daily get fooled by the Onion? I swear this is like the 19th time they’ve done something like this. And every time us stupid Americanos are like “HA-HA LOOK HOW STUPID CHINA AND THE COMMUNISTS ARE! THEY DON’T EVEN REALIZE THE ONION IS FAKE!” Well guess what? How many communist peasants got the memo that this was a fake article? Probably not too many right? So all the Chinese and North Korean people now really believe the West thinks Kim Jong Un is the sexiest man alive and can cuckhold the United States whenever he feels like it. It’s fucking brilliant. And they would have gotten away with it to, but the Commies forget about one thing. They forgot about the Pres. Not on my watch you don’t cuckhold America. Not on my watch you don’t.
Congratulations on your second place finish Pres
and he will kill them all when he finds out
well i mean in their defense, as an american there’s nothing i would rather fuck than a chubby chink
The description of Un sounded a lot like you, until the “every woman’s dream come true” part.
If having a round face and childlike demeanor are appealing… Im moving to China asap… Maggie Q chicks everywhere willing to do whatever I want, and their look of astonishment when they see a massive very average white cock
isn’t a chubby chink simply called a “chunk”?
These motherfuckers are so stupid they’d probley fall for some stupid shit like a kid swimming with a fake shark fin on his back.
“…us stupid Americans…” I see what you did there, pretending to write like an idiot. Pure fucking gold.
In other news, what’s this about some kind of Chinese sex tape scandal video going viral? Pres, get on this! I need to see some good blackmail material.
Yah got to hand it to the little yelow savages though. The glass for the iphone’s touch screen is made by Corning in upstate New York. Somehow Apple is able to ship the raw glass to China to have little 6 year old chink slave labor build these devices and then ship them back to the USA so they can continue to build nukes, stealth fighters and air craft carriers….to evenutally take over the world. That’s called a long game.
@yukon – yeah he does that a lot. I.e.: every time he intentionally misspells “cuckold”.
They didn’t even clue in after the Onion listed the previous winners in the story •2011: Bashar al-Assad
•2010: Bernie Madoff
•2009: Charles and David Koch (co-winners)
•2008: Ted Kaczynski
•2007: T. Herman Zweibel
Whoever wrote, researched, and edited that article will be executed/sent to the gulag for not picking up on the satire.
I wouldn’t put it past the chinese to troll the americans like this
That’s almost as bad as thinking a story on Fox News is real.
That’s almost as bad as thinking a story on Fox News is real.
That’s almost as bad as thinking a story on Fox News is real.
Fucking three-peat. Not intentional.