BEIJINGThe online version of China’s Communist Party newspaper has hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as the “Sexiest Man Alive” — not realizing it is satire. The People’s Daily on Tuesday ran a 55-page photo spread on its website in a tribute to the round-faced leader, under the headline “North Korea’s top leader named The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2012.” Quoting the Onion’s spoof report, the Chinese newspaper wrote: “”With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true.” “Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile,” the People’s Daily cited the Onion as saying.People’s Daily could not immediately be reached for comment.

I’m beginning to think we’re getting reverse punk’d by China. Like how many times can the People’s Daily get fooled by the Onion? I swear this is like the 19th time they’ve done something like this. And every time us stupid Americanos are like “HA-HA LOOK HOW STUPID CHINA AND THE COMMUNISTS ARE! THEY DON’T EVEN REALIZE THE ONION IS FAKE!” Well guess what? How many communist peasants got the memo that this was a fake article? Probably not too many right? So all the Chinese and North Korean people now really believe the West thinks Kim Jong Un is the sexiest man alive and can cuckhold the United States whenever he feels like it. It’s fucking brilliant. And they would have gotten away with it to, but the Commies forget about one thing. They forgot about the Pres. Not on my watch you don’t cuckhold America. Not on my watch you don’t.