Huff Po - Doctors at Shanghai, China’s Zhongshan Hospital removed a dildo from the intestines of a 30-year-old man, according to Shanghai Daily. The doctors said the man had inserted the dildo into his body to “enhance sexual pleasure with his wife,” the paper reports.  ”If we did not remove the dildo in time, the man could have gone into a critical condition,” doctor Yao Liqing said. “Doctors were astonished to see such a big item taken out of the patient’s body.”  The dildo measured roughly 9 inches long and three inches wide.

 

I just want to go on the record as saying I hate when this happens.   It’s the fucking worst.  Seriously though.   The fucking worst.