TMZ Stole This story from somebody - Chris Brown was so paranoid about keeping his attendance at Rihanna’s birthday party a big fat secret — he actually tried to FORCE partygoers to sign confidentiality agreements Sources tell us, Chris refused to enter the private party Monday night at the famous Hearst Mansion in Beverly Hills until everyone signed an NDA — sending his henchmen in beforehand to gather every partygoer’s signature. We’re told although they didn’t get EVERYONE to sign — Chris eventually walked in … and spent a huge chunk of the night nuzzling up against Rihanna. According to sources, the two got real intimate — sitting next to each other, talking, and holding hands … all perfectly legal ever since the restraining order was lifted.

What the fuck? Am I the last one on the planet to know that Chris Brown is stuffing Rihanna again? What did she forget that he beat the piss out of her or something? I mean I hold longer grudges against people who don’t return my phone call on time than Rihanna did against Chris Brown for beating her like a piñata. I just don’t get it. Why would you ever get back together with this chump? Is she that addicted to cock? Like I don’t want to sound like a prick, but don’t cry to me if he beats your ass again.   Not saying she deserves it, but you’re definitely asking for trouble by getting back together with a loser like this. This isn’t a domestic abuse situation where she was afraid to leave, had kids or had nowhere to go. She willingly and happily got back together with this asshole.   No wonder Chris Brown was on the Grammys. Hey if Rihanna has forgiven him why shouldn’t the Grammys and everybody else ?  It’s fucked up.

PS – It’s kind of a weird turn on just how cock crazy Rihanna is right? Not that she likes getting beat, but just will do anything for a good fuck.