CM Punk Just Obliterated Chris Brown
I honestly hope this is Vince McMahon’s doing. And somehow Shane O Mac is involved. Either way this is getting good. CM Punk vs. Chris Brown at Wrestlemania with Rihanna ringside. Do it! Do it! I’ll buy my first wrestling event since the Megapowers were roaming this earth. Wait a minute! What’s that music! NO!!!! NO!!!! YES! CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE!

This definitely isn’t an angle. Punk already has a match booked with Jericho at Mania. This is just Punk being the man.
“Professional” wresting is the gayest thing in the world (unless you are under the age of twelve), but this guy has my respect. I’m guessing if Chris Brown stepped in the ring with this guy he would be unconscious in less than a minute.
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Punk would smash Chris Brown into a Jelly.
kreayshawn is a disgrace to every human that was ever put on earth
honestly tho no idea who this dude is but i like his style.
one more thing…am i an idiot for reading CM as “Catholic Memorial” and thinking that chris brown was tweeting back to a random high schooler from CM? i was slightly disappointed….
“Im a realist and know none of these things will ever happen b/c chris brown isnt a man” this guy just sent chris brown back to the fuckin stone age, guy just obliterated and took a fucking elephant dump right on his face. Agree 100% what this guy said and no doubt could merk the shit outta chris brown
Couldnt have been a more clear concise and complete response by whoever this CM Punk bro is. Guy spoke with class and said nothing but the truth. If Chris Brown made a video it would just be him shouting phrases in ebonics, waving his hands at the camera with his boys behind him laughing and waving guns and shit.
I would bet Chris Brown $1000 cash that whoever this bro is would beat his face in 3x harder than he assaulted Rihanna’s.
Have no idea who cm punk is but weren’t all those tweets from Chris brown? Kind of like an ex girlfriend texting and calling non stop because they’re jaded. Chris brown sounds like a woman.
Definitely not a work by Vinny Mac but he has to love it cause it will be all over social networks, TMZ, interwebs, Etc. and he doesn’t have to pay C.M. punk any extra dough for the extra publicity.
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PS: Wrestling was better back in the day. Gimmicks & comedy > wrestlers trying to be real.
Man naggers annoy me.
CB is shitting his pants right now.
Oh and dro man let me know that cake means getting ass. So a song that goes cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake.cake cake cake cake cake is better now because I know that the brothers are saying cake now while not going to work. Thanks dro man.
pretty damn eloquent
Dro man. Serious question. Did you wear cross colors in the 80′s. Maybe threw your jeans on backward a la Chris cross. Brothers have a flair for the theatrical and u seem to be a initiated member
I’ve never been so confused? So the guy is going to beat up Chris Brown cause he beats up chicks, but the guy is a punk? Isn’t chris Brown the punk here? And what the fuck do all the @ and # mean in this tweat shit? You god damned kids and your tweeting make me so angry!
I can’t make any sense out of that twitter mess. And why the fuck are you posting wrestling shit??
Agreed, don’t know how to follow Twitter when it’s posted like this. I’m guessing because I’m not a 14 year old female or a flamer.
I don’t want wresting but I respect those wrestlers because they put their bodies through hell.
This guy is the man. Wow. I feel like he just spoke for so many of us. Fucking Chris Brown. CM just stood up like a real man and didn’t flinch and nailed it. No need to cuss, no need to say ‘um, just a clear and concise message to Chris. And the best part is that Chris would get physically destroyed by this guy. Obviously.
Love his retort too on Twitter. ‘Your video was cute!’ What a pussy. I honestly think Chris will fuck up again in some regard because I think he’s still crazy and he’ll get what’s coming to him. Rihanna is a fucking idiot to let him be on her song. Lost a lot of respect for her.
Have no clue what the twitter stuff means but seems by everyones response its kind of a big deal. I never get why twitter became so popular. Its so hard to adapt to a new way of reading and writing
Chris “The Hitwomen” Brown just rolls off the tongue.
Damn I’m impressed. I never gave CM punk much credit because being straight edge is for fags but this was actually legit as fuck. Chris Brown is the biggest faggot ever and I think we all wish we could rock him in the face but good on CM for actually making a video saying he wanted to do it and getting recognized. If CB wasn’t afraid then he wouldn’t have gone on a tweet spree saying how he didn’t care. What a pussy ass faggot. And pageviews why are you trying to push the cake song on us so hard?! Are you getting paid for the plugs? I mean if so thats cool get that paper but just let us know.
That was totally awesome. Please let them fight, somehow.
Wonderwall- “I dont want wresting”???? Mr. Grammer Policeman make a mistake?? Your a total fuckin doosh. TKO, suck my fuckin balls. Ur that pathetic that you get banned under one name and come back as another. And Haterade1, god your tough.
Ohhhhhhh Mannnnnnn, this is GETTING GOOD!! REAL GOOD!!
Unfortunately for CB, unlike Rihanna guys hit back.
Pipers Pit…….book it
Twitter is for teen girls. Anyone with a brain recognized that day 1. Facebook however can be a useful tool for picking up chicks, which is what it’s all about.
Chris Brown, whoever that is, has it coming, obviously.
Oface for the win. Half these commenters could rock cb’s shit
goddy77, it’s ” grammar ” you stupid fuck.
Rihanna is as trashy and gross as Megan Fox… What is the obsession?
Goddy, I never been banned u piece of shit! I lost my password and had to creat a entire new account, but that’s non of ur business! Stay out of my personal life you open toed faggot.
~tkobarstool~
RO Brown (instead of my boy DLO Brown)
The only thing gayer for a grown man to engage in than professional wrestling is a twitter cat-fight. Unless it’s a grown man blogging about a twitter cat-fight between grown men talking about professional wrestling.
oh man, I don’t know why I’m shocked that this many stoolies are die-hard wrestling fans, but its funny as hell
The only thing gayer than a Twitter battle is a barstool sports comments section battle. Am I right wildmanpete/Mr Wicked Pickett?
Whether its a professional wrestler, a legitimate professional athlete, politician, reality star or whatever, the point is, somebody keeps calling out Chris Brown as a woman beater and not letting the story get swept under the rug.
How long or how many times do u think Chris brown hit her to make her blow up and leak her fluids like that?
~tkobarstool~
If you can’t figure out twitter, you’re an imbecile.
Hey Chris Brown, your shitty music will not live on forever. What a douche.
i dont get this country, if you look on twitter the responses to this video as well as punk’s tweets at chris brown its all women DEFENDING chris brown and mocking cm punk for trying to “get publicity” or being a “hater”. what kind of backwards shit is that? the man nearly killed an innocent women with his barehands and we celebrate him at the grammys and mock those who choose to stand up to women such as punk. i would love to see this fight because punk would rock cb’s pretty boy face and make alot of money for charity all while making a point. well spoken punk, and fuck you chris brown