1. Asa Akira

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2. Annika Albrite

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3. Lisa Ann

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4. Dani Daniels

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5. Skin Diamond

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6. Jessica Drake

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7.  Jesse Jane

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8. Remy LaCroix

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9. Maddy O’Reilly

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10. Chanel Preston

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11. Riley Reid

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12. Bonnie Rotten

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(via CNBC)

 

OK so this list is from CNBC, which means I’m guessing it’s what pornstars made the most money this year rather than which pornstars they like beating their dick red raw to. But this is still shocking. I’ve barely heard of a few of these girls, let alone studied their art. I’ve absolutely never seen Annika Albrite or Maddy O’Reilly naked. I’ve seen, but never searched for, Chanel Preston, Remy LaCroix, Jessica Drake or Dani Daniels. I didn’t even know Jesse Jane still did hardcore stuff, I thought Pirates was her “go out on top” moment. Riley Reid is ok but too skinny. Bonnie Rotten is good for when you’re trying to kinda scare yourself and cum, but aren’t ready to wrap a belt around your neck yet. I do watch her a fair amount, but I also totally understand why anyone would call me a freak for it. And finally, Asa, Lisa Ann and Skin are pretty regular rotation for me. They’re staples.

Anyway click more for my top 12…

 

 

 

 

Ranking pornstars is an incredibly difficult feat. So much of watching porn depends on feel. It’s like stating what your absolute favorite food is, impossible. Some nights I’m in the mood for pizza, some I’m in the mood for a cheeseburger. Some nights I’m in the mood for an anal gnagbang scene, other nights I’m in the mood for a relaxing, POV blowjob from an amateur MILF. It’s an ebb and flow of horniness. So this will all be open for debate, but at this very second, here are my Dirty Dozen…

 

1. Lily Carter

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2. Asa Akira

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3. Christy Mack

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4. Mia Malkova

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5. London Keyes

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6. Kennedy Leigh

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7. Bobbi Starr

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8. Kagney Lynn Karter

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9. Skin Diamond

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10. Lisa Ann

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11. Juelz Ventura

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12. Phoenix Marie

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PS – Remember that “is it normal to beat off at work” blog? Well I just put a lot of research into this and have fucking 8 hours until I’m home. Real test of will coming up for the rest of the day.

 

 

Editors Note – I’d give Feitlebergs list a soft D.    No Kristina Rose?  No Kayden Kross?  No whoever this chick is?  And Lisa Ann?  Gross.  Phoenix Marie?  Gross.

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