Cops Break Up Wedding After Groom Beats Up Brother For Groping Bridesmaids On Dance Floor Posted by kmarko from Emory U.
Sun – A HAPPY couple pose with the Olympic torch at their wedding — hours before the groom traded blows with his brother and cops were called to the reception. Newlywed Darren Heys, 39, had stepped in to stop usher Duane GROPING the bridesmaids after they complained to his wife Catherine Lloyd. The pair started scrapping on the dancefloor before shocked guests dragged the slugging siblings to opposite sides of the venue. One guest said: “Duane had had a bit to drink and was touching up the bridesmaids. “Some of the girls complained to Catherine, so she asked Darren to have a quiet word with his brother. Bust-up … Duane grappled on dance-floor with brother Darren at wedding “Suddenly, there was a scream and Darren and Duane were wrestling on the floor. A few punches were thrown, but the fight was broken up pretty quickly.” But then furious Duane, 40, went on the rampage. The guest said: “Duane went mad, smashing up the place. He tipped over a piano and tables and threw glasses at people who tried to stop him.” Staff at the Alma Inn in Colne, Lancs, phoned police and Duane was arrested. The guest added: “It’s such a shame. The day should have been remembered for the wedding being part of the Olympic torch relay.
No one to blame for this wedding disaster but the bride. Didn’t even say the vows yet and already undermining the marriage. No surprise there. I mean putting a prissy prude man hater bitch in the wedding party? What the fuck? What exactly do you think your role here is sweetheart? You plan the bachelorette party. You get fucked by the groomsmen. Simple. Like the tasks could not be more straight forward. I mean a bridesmaid complaining she got groped is like a stripper complaining she got groped. No fucking shit you did honey. It’s your job. I’ll tell you chicks are getting way too uptight nowadays. Just wear your ugly dress and bang Duane in the coatroom and stop causing problems. It’s a wedding after all, and you’re not getting any younger.
Editors Note – Kmarko blogged it. Clay Matthews was like fingering himself over it so I had to post it.